Is all I want to say to you.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:34,
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Democracy still doesn't work.Think I'll blame the Greens and the Scots.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:19,
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Hopefully everyone was taking the piss in the exit polls and the count will be a massive surprise(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:22,
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Yeah, we can but hope.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:26,
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nah - this is just a massive gchq internet sweep uplike how the scottish vote got loads of abstainers to sign up for the electoral roll and the council (poll) tax.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:26,
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gosh! i hope this exciting media news keeps us all hooked to the media for hours to come!(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:22,
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Quite why they bother stating Election Night Coverage before midnight, is beyond me.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:24,
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because otherwise everyone would just go to bedand get the results in the morning.
It's like a sort of foreplay.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:25,
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Personally, I'll be hammering F5 on BBC News for the next 13 or so hours.Oh boy!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:29,
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i've just got the internet radio on,i might run a bath and take the speakers in there
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:31,
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Mains powered?I hope you're not taking it all THAT seriously
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:34,
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well the amp is mains powered,there's not mains power going through the 3.5mm jack though
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:35,
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you have to time it just rightwww.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:35,
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for all your fruit-based dating needs(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:38,
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yes and no,Labour losses are explicable, but Tory gains are not.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:42,
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1. People don't admit to voting Tory2. People like a status quo
*waits for lame quo jokes*
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:46,
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I think we should all quickly move on to wondering who is going to replace Ed as Labour leader.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:49,
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1. why not?2. why?
*awaits lame excuse*
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:50,
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i get the impressionthat there's a weird sort of gravity towards the Conservatives in England that Labour have to actively fight against, even though in terms of actual policy Labour are closer to what people actually want. I think there is something of English identity about it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 22:54,
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impression from where?a culturally influenced electorate?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:00,
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from the disparity between election results and public opinion on a range of issues,as if people don't vote on policies, because no-one wants to identify as "socialist", which is used as a derogatory term, even though a majority of people support renationalisation of various things.
www.newstatesman.com/politics/2013/09/if-ed-miliband-socialist-so-are-most-public
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:08,
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See MGT, you were wrong again.was pretty obvious all the dole scum labour supporters were never going to get up off their fat arses and waddle down to the polling station.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:00,
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sometimes i feel like just me saying things makes the opposite come true(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:20,
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i'm a start a riot(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:02,
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show's not over yet,we've only got one result and it's Labour, no surprise from Sunderland there.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:09,
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increased majority thoughthe ukip numbers were scary though
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:17,
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yeah,although that's my Dad's constituency and my gran told me he was voting UKIP. The twit.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:18,
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I should probably just smother the kids whilst they sleep,then hang myself from the rafters.
Then again, the exit polls could be wrong and the Today Programme could bring me happy news of the socialist revolution that has manifested overnight.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:20,
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the YouGov exit poll is much more in line with all the other polls until this point(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:22,
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So I saw.Jim Naughtie is cautioning against putting too much stock in exit polls, so I'm going to go to sleep and hope it's all better by the morning.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:27,
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100% of declared seats to Labour:www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2015/may/07/election-2015-live-final-votes-cast-as-battle-for-power-looms
(3, at the time of posting)
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 23:32,
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THE POLLS ARE OPENgo here to cast your vote: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/25727
the polls will remain open until midnight tonight. i will also be gazzing the top 47(!) recent posters with a link. have fun!
#b3taelection
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:00,
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5.9.83.79/board/11149233
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:01,
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Im taking no part in an election that allows qftw posters to vote, the world's gone mad (
mongychops, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:04,
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I think some serious questions need answering on how this election has been run (
mongychops, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:35,
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I've informed the UN, they will probably nullify this whole election and inforce sanctions (
mongychops, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:23,
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it takes a united nations of millions to hold ME back(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:32,
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UN?U and MEN more like or summat
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:33,
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you're falling behind in the polls a bithow do you intend to combat this?
same question to all currently failing candidates that are still here
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:36,
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Dunno, threaten a gypsy curse on all who don't vote for me?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:39,
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something funny going on here, how come frisbee has so many votes?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:45,
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He's asked everyone at his AA meeting to sign up, I reckon(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:54,
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i dunno, manyou have to be logged in with your b3ta account to vote. it seemed like the fairest way
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:08,
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never stopped david trousers rigging a poll(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:14,
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because you made a post in /offtopicyou massive spastic
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:18,
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I've tried to garner votes from across the siteI like to think I have a broad appeal
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:21,
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"broad appeal" means "voted for by fat people"(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:24,
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quitterI reckon I can still win a landslide victory here.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:25,
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Doesn't matter what the results areMy manifesto's on the popular page first, so clearly I'm the people's choice.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:12,
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scouser's is above yours(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:13,
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it doesn't matter who's on topMy acerbic nihilism is clearly the foundation upon which this place thrives
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:25,
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I voted. I'm not proud, but I did it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 12:38,
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I thought you might be the one person I could rely on :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:39,
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sorry tangles, I voted tactically.You're like the green party, many love you dearly, but you'd be a waste of a vote.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 12:42,
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I hope everyone is voting Labour or SNP.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:39,
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neither of them are fielding candidates in this election(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:39,
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oh THAT election,i meant the other one
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:41,
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nope you've lost me herevote tangledupinblue
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:41,
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and what if I'm not?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 12:42,
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wellyou're the one who's going to have to live with yourself if the Tories get back in.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:48,
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I had to tick nine boxes on my ballot papers.9 boxes! Across 4 ballot papers! Exhausting - glad I took the day off, this "kidding myself that I have any say who is running the country" lark is hard work.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:56,
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what, are you having council elections at the same time or something?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:17,
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I think someone who is not me voted for meThis is an outrage.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:43,
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why is there no count or percentage?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 12:44,
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Because of a lackadaisical and slapdash approach to moderatingwhich will be eliminated once I sweep into power.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:45,
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www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/poll_stats.php?id=1494
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:50,
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there is m8tangledupinblue 0 00.00%
Grrrmachine 2 12.50%
Two Hats 2 12.50%
Frisbee 2 12.50%
SS express 5 31.25%
mr horrible 5 31.25%
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:50,
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wizardry(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 12:53,
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quick edit there to keep it up to date(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:53,
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poor tangles.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 12:56,
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i really hope he gets no votes, and i like him(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:57,
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Update:tangledupinblue 2
Grrrmachine 3
Two Hats 4
Frisbee 6
SS express 5
mr horrible 7
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:44,
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advanced update
tangledupinblue 2 7.41%
Grrrmachine 3 11.11%
Two Hats 4 14.81%
Frisbee 6 22.22%
SS express 5 18.52%
mr horrible 7 25.93%
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:51,
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Are we just going to name whoever has the most votes as the winner, or do they have to get a majority?Is coalition a possibility?
Why am I taking this so seriously
#VoteTwoHats
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:58,
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perhaps this election is more relevant to your interests than any other elections that may be taking place/brandblog
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:59,
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updatetangledupinblue 2 6.89%
Grrrmachine 3 10.37%
Two Hats 6 20.68%
Frisbee 6 20.68%
SS express 5 17.24%
mr horrible 7 24.13%
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:18,
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Why on earth do I have three votes?Neither of my parents have accounts here.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:25,
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I don't think people are treating this seriously(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:32,
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*GASP*I started watching the tv series of Fargo last night. Brilliant first episode.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:51,
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And the season finale of Gotham was so exciting I made a funny noise(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:54,
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My mouth, I thinkIt was a sort of 'ooh hoo' crossed with a squeal.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:59,
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Be that as it mayIt was very exciting
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:07,
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i haven't been watching thatthe trailers and bits i saw online didn't really sell me on it
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:56,
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I thought it was very goodBut each to his own
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:58,
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It's quite comic book-ybut the characters are really good. Sean Pertwee as Alfred? Get in.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:36,
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Jeffrey Coombs and Frank Whalley making appearances means it gets a big thumbs up from me.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:03,
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Season finale? But it hasn't finished, yet.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:02,
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It has in my house(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:06,
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*removes eye patch and hook*(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:12,
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Just a reminder:Can't believe it's been nearly 14 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day.
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$$ ✅, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:08,
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*bows respectfully*Never Forget
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:17,
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ok I'm prepared to enter coalition talks now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:19,
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I have exemption as a Witness to Jehovah Almighty, praise be unto Him and His Prophet Mufasa(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:00,
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GOOD MORNING, VOTERSwelcome to our official coverage of the 2015 #b3taelection!
here's a reminder of your candidates:
tangledupinblue.
grrrmachine.
two hats.
frisbee.
ss express.
mr horrible.
the candidates are formally invited to present their final statement on why we should vote for them. statements should be made in the form of a reply to this thread. once the statements are made you are free to ask them any questions you want. the polls will open at midday and close at midnight.
DEMOCRACY, MOTHERFUCKERS
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:30,
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My fellow /talkersI sit before you today on this, our day of reckoning, with a humble heart.
Humbled by the support of my peers, humbled by the powerful words of my fellow candidates, humbled by the opportunity that has been presented to us.
I am respected by some, loathed by others, loved by few. But if you place your faith in me, a proud /talker with almost 40,000 posts in only 5 years, with numerous entries on the popular page, frequently top of the stats page, I will serve you faithfully and justly.
I will endeavour to exact positive change in the face of adversity, even though, in my heart, I know that I can only guarantee the following.
I WILL eschew corruption in all its forms. I WILL embrace new enterprises and ideas. I WILL work every moment of every day to make this once great forum great again.
God bless you and god bless /talk.
Thank you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:31,
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That's a great question, thank youI intend to answer that, but before I do let me say this. Misogyny has been a part of our culture for a number of years now, resulting in 0 women visiting this board. Is this a good thing? It's impossible to say. Would it be better if the women returned? Again, too hard to predict. What I will say is this, I am not for turning.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:35,
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vote tuib 4 shorter posts(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:38,
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I understand, and appreciate your comments(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:39,
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Can you eat a sandwich without making a mess?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:39,
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That's a great question, thank youBefore I answer that, which I fully intend to do, let me ask a question of you. How do we define a 'sandwich'? Is it just two pieces of bread with something inbetween? Or is it more than that? Do we add more bread? Multiple fillings perhaps? Do we cut vertically, or diagonally? As your PM, I WILL remedy these dilemmas.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:42,
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That's a great question, thank youWe should being by discussing a) What orange is and b) what does orangeness mean to us individually. Is orange just a colour or is it more of a lifestyle choice? Another point to consider; is the colour important? What you need to ask yourself is, would you prefer Orange Juice or Carrot Juice?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:49,
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Would you enforce creative swearing?so when I type 'you're a fucking cunt mate' it automatically comes out 'your a fecking twunt m8.'
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$$ ✅, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:45,
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That's a great question, thank youI am, and always have been a huge supporter of portmanteau swearing. Wee wee tapir, Piss Pigeon, and (as you say) 'Fecking Twunt' are bedrocks of our community. Without them, we simply crumble. I will encourage MORE of this, that I can promise.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:50,
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voters ought to be aware that this candidate has some weird fetishes that can only have a negative impact on your enjoyment of this sitewww.b3ta.com/talk/7816828
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:16,
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These comments were made in all innocence and with deepest respect to Ms Chlumsky and her earsI maintain that I have done nothing wrong
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:18,
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but that's a great question, thank you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:18,
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what will you do to encourage new posters?how will you retain any that we get?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:27,
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That's a great question, thank youI will promise entertaining posts and friendly banter in a safe environment. Retention will follow naturally. New users will see what an open minded and congenial bunch we are and they will WANT to stay.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:30,
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but HOW will you increase the level of entertainment in posts?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:32,
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That's a great question, thank youI think the existing members of this board are itelligent, erudite, cultured and above all, highly entertaining. There are few people in the country, in the WORLD who can match the wit and sophistication of these, our /talkers. WE will make it entertaining. WE will create an environment in which people want to spend their valuable time.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:35,
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It's a modern, techie expressionget with the times, grandad
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:41,
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i'll be sure to remember this abuse when i'm deciding who to vote for(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:43,
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Grandad's are beloved in many cultures(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:49,
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that misplaced apostrophe has surely got to count against this cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:56,
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he's definitely not putting much effort into proofreadingis this the sloppy kind of approach we can expect?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:01,
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A TH Administration will serve with decisive action, not punctuation(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:08,
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here's my questionis it too much to ask for both?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:18,
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do we need new posters?we should let ourselves die out naturally like the shakers.
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Zuowan, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:35,
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I respect your opinion and you're entitled to it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:36,
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how about introducing a points-based system for new posters?we don't want to open the floodgates.
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Zuowan, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:31,
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5.9.83.79/talk/7817349
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:36,
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How do you answer the accusations that you're just trying to turn this place into /offtopic?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:31,
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And yet complete silence from the Two Hats camp on this issueas he tries to sweep this scandal under the carpet.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:03,
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this has been a party political broadcast on behalf of the apathy party(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:27,
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will you count all the abstentions as a vote for scouse, or can you not be bothered?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:37,
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nah, i can't be bothered with any of thatit'll be a bog standard most votes wins affair
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:41,
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I don't like anyone, or anything.But I've spent 10 years of my life belittling, berating and using other lengthy words at the pathetic scum here in order to improve your online experience. With more years' membership* than any of the other candidates, I promise a return to the glory days of /talk, when this was all fields full of filth and fury.
As a reward for your obedience under my inevitable reign, I will:
Lead raiding war parties onto /offtopic
Guarantee the sanctity of "morning" and "eveninh" threads
Increase banter
Call Frisbee a prick
With policies like this, and your complete subservience, I guarantee that at least one person here will enjoy /talk's golden glorious grey-on-grey future.
*hur hur hur, "member".
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:34,
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*polite applause*(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:36,
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there have been too many posts flooding in from eastern europeunder a grrrregime /talk will be renamed /pogadać
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:49,
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^ this casual racism is the sort of behaviour we need to actively encouragewhile also calling people cunts when they use cedillas when they should have used acute accents, you useless cunt.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:54,
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I fully support the site coders stance on not allowing foreign characters in posts(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:57,
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i approve of your calling frisbee a prick policy but haven't seen him in agesunfortunately i can't vote for anyone who wants to actively increase banter. i'd go as far as to propose a complete ban.
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Zuowan, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:11,
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he's put himself forward as a candidate but has neglected to turn up for the debate. not a strong movethe same can be said for mr horrible, unfortunately
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:21,
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I think it's fair to say that this was always going to be a two horse raceWith that in mind, I would carefully consider a TH/TUiB coalition
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:22,
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some pretty heavy disrespect towards candidate grrrmachine, there(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:26,
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it's because he's a cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:29,
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i respect your no-nonsense approach, here(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:31,
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That's the basis of my entire manifesto(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:04,
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See technically Grry needs me to further his existence(
Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:28,
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you see - here is the truth of the mattera vote for grrrmachine would mean a vote for allowing alan to influence future policy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:31,
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He's definitely put a hole in his own boat, that's for sureYou should for Two Hats or someone. Definitely not me though
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:48,
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would you consider removing the third R from the grrr part of your name?it feels unnatural to type and it makes me suspicious
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:28,
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No, the three Rs are the foundation of your primary educationReading, (w)Riting and (f)Risbee is a prick.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:31,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:36,
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why should you vote for me?simple, like me and all other right-thinking /talkers you know that the other candidates are all cunts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:37,
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in the interests of free speech you may post skinks in this subthread(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:57,
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YES!!!!! www.ryanphotographic.com/images/JPEGS/Tribolonotus%20gracilis%20crocodile%20skink%20lateral%20low%20res.jpg
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mongychops, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:08,
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www.newquayzoo.org.uk/userfiles/animals/images/skink.jpg?w=900&h=500
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:11,
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bio.davidson.edu/herpcons/herps_of_NC/lizards/Eumfas/Eumeces%20fasciatus%202.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:17,
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if the tweebs get into power, we can enter into talks about decriminalising skink posts(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:29,
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where do you stand on the issue of 'less vs fewer'(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:44,
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a vote for me is a vote for MORE(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:45,
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You seem to have forgotten to include me.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:06,
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No one asksI think my fellow candidates will agree when I say that we consider it a calling.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:20,
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s'alright, you lot don't deserve a leader of my quality and I'm far too busy anyway.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:25,
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that's handy as no-one would vote for you anyway(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:29,
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this madcrazyhatter.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/still-from-brewsters-millions-1985.jpg
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mongychops, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:17,
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you will, of course, be free to spoil your ballot when the polls open(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:21,
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How the hell have I been on here for 8 years?Anyhoo: you all know me, I'm dependable on producing quality shitposts.
I'm the benchmark of mediocrity that none of the other imitators can match. Like the one-eyed pug that constantly looks like it's got days to live: you ostensibly pity it but deep down you love it and will it to endure (and it does!).
You want alternative nonsports? Frisbee's your man: he represents your country in all things you've never heard about or would ever be interested in! You want Americana? Er, gaz me cos I can't do it here without getting grilled mercilessly.
Also free frisbees for EVERYBODY.
Edit: Can also make the following promises: quality winding up that masquerades as innocent comments, well-meaning comments asking everybody about their plans for the weekend, free clinics on making coma-inducing sandwiches and LOTS MORE
*drops mike*
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:27,
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I don't think I need do anything to discredit this campaign(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:29,
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you're an hour late and THAT is the best you can do?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:30,
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Do you know how long it takes me to get a coherent fucking thought together in the morning?You're lucky I'm even here this early these days!
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:46,
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you requested to be a part of this, you tit(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:50,
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Yeah well I didn't get the reminder to post.Stop being shit and start organising this barndance!
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:52,
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get fuckedyou got as many notifications as anyone else. just nut up and do it properly
none of this cowardly 'don't vote for me, guys lol' bollocks
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:00,
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you'd better start making some crazy promises if you want to turn this thing around(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:18,
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Nobody's asking me anything though. This game's rubbish
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:23,
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no-one has any confidence in you because you're shit and an idiotyour statement had nothing about what you'd do to make things better, so what are they supposed to ask you about?
try again.
what would you do to improve /talk?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:29,
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OR maybe they have all the confidence in me that they don't need to ask me anything......I've edited it now though. Love me some sandwiches
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:41,
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Didn't he do well everyone? Come on, let's give a huge round of applause for the lad!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:31,
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I'd like to vote.How do i vote?
Also, I'd like to ask all the candidates to sum up their campaigns in one word.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 10:38,
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there'll be a thread about that closer to poll opening time(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:42,
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If I miss it I'll be upset(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 10:44,
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you'll have a 12 hour window to vote insurely you can manage that?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 10:48,
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probably (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 11:46,
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One of those polls, like they use on /board,or are we all going to post the name of our preferred candidate for you to count up?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:04,
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those polls are too open to abusei was thinking i'll just get people to gaz me their vote and i'll tabulate them. unless people think i'm too corrupt in which case we could do it out in the open as you suggest, which doesn't seem very democratic
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:10,
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I would support this action(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:12,
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Secret ballots are for wimps.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:25,
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I'll vote for the first candidate who posts an ascii hitler or hank hill saying 'propane'(
Zuowan, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:01,
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15 minutes and no ascii.it's like none of you even want to win.
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Zuowan, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:17,
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oh i know, i'm just enjoying this non-stop rollercoaster ride(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:11,
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I feel like I'm on a smooth cruise-speed ride in a BMW E30or some other dull 80s car for yuppie wankers.
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Zuowan, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:14,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:19,
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never mind that vote tangledupinblue(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:27,
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hmm, have you done yours as an ascii magic eye picture?(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:30,
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try going crosseyed see if that helps(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:58,
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I can confirm that.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 7 May 2015, 6:56,
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Next week: Happy Fuck a Horse Day(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 7 May 2015, 7:29,
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you mean you don't have a polling booth with labelled horsesand you just fuck whichever one represents your party?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:56,
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Bit misogynistic - it's harder for a woman to fuck a horse in the manner described.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 7 May 2015, 9:00,
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Hey, that's trueI respectfully withdraw my 'lol'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:01,
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DAMN ITWell you can't argue with the system
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:11,
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if you're elected, you can change the system!(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:25,
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I'm gonna ban so many people, it'll be sick(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:26,
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the logical next step from asda's 'hand on a stick'as soon as a line gets longer than three customers they turn it sexy to stop people getting bored
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:06,
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morning, brbAre we still pretending to have an election, today?
#VoteTwoHats
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:17,
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A vote for Two Hatsis a vote for #Error1011RayID:1e2339a68ef00616•2015-05-0608:13:1
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:23,
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YES!I assume dinner is still on the table?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:34,
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we sure are!the candidates will make their final official statements at 9.30 and then you will be able to ask them questions. the vote is this afternoon
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:41,
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woah hang on, we've got to make statements?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:42,
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this is all looking a bit too much like hard work, when do I get my ministerial car?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:57,
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when you start taking this a bit more seriously(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:17,
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Really you ought to clear the air about your recent arrest(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:57,
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that was all a misunderstanding because the arresting officer didn't realise that it was your lawn(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:58,
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This is between you and your conscienceAnd my fucking lawn
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:00,
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cor, do any of them look like that "leanne wood"?I'd put my "tick" in her "box", if you know what I mean!!!!!!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 8:58,
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Here's the tory candidate for Portsmouth Northi.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02785/PD36386632_POLITIC_2785852b.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:00,
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for contrast, here's the tory candidate for portsmouth northmhpccom.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/election2015/files/2014/06/flick-drummond.png
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:01,
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Hi boss, I've just read your email. What do you mean by this bit about 'add more jpeg artifacts?'(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:04,
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that's how all women look to me :((
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:14,
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and here she is appearing in the film porky'simg.amarujala.com/2014/01/10/portsmouth-north-mp-52cf82a7d837b.jpg
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:05,
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smithsverdict.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/1252464798.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 7 May 2015, 9:14,
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wafternoonJuicer time. Also? Vote bumholes.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:02,
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already boozing, can't be bothered voting tomorrow, might go saturday (
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:19,
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I'm gonna go earlyBefore the thornholes thread. Prodigy tomorrow night after work.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:33,
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I love the boys, first saw them at the 4 aces club Dalston, and the shamen, before they got mcs tho (
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:04,
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first saw em in a field in Cambridgeshire in 1992This will be the second time.
Edit: might have been 91. Shades of rhythm were playing after them.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:05,
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I was thinking of shades of , soz, David Holmes loved an epic, sell got this films shit on vinyl somewhere (
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 20:17,
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sabres of paradis, that's the ones, sod google, I can remember stuff (
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 20:18,
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you're the fifth party in the running. congratubumholes(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:55,
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wait, sixthi forgot about scouse's apathy party
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:02,
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I say you should bin your vote for i am russel brbrand!not really, i'm just pretending because /talk is now a fucking political larp society or saink ffslolwtfgtfoidkermbbcimdbcccpwwetna
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:32,
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STAY ABOUT FROM ANDREW SACHS' GRANDDAUGHTER#VoteTwoHats
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:39,
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home drinking insteadtheres no juicer for 3 miles
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 6 May 2015, 20:12,
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much like in real life, my vote is up for the highest bidder(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 21:48,
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R.I.P. Goatworrier, alwayz in are harts. xoxox(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 6 May 2015, 22:22,
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as frisbee has me on ignore I won't be voting for that dull cunt (
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:53,
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Under my leadership, all rotating flying objects not carrying extraterrestial beingswill be microwaved.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:54,
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I'm willing to enter a coalition based on that policy alone(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:05,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 7 May 2015, 1:25,
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you've got my vote(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:55,
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Just putting it out there: if you elect me you can all have a frisbee(
Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:06,
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Thank youYou'll be the last to be ki-UHH, I mean your support is greatly appreciated
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:27,
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NEAR THE TOPthere is actually going to be a vote for this tomorrow. so far, the candidates are:
tangles, grrry, two hats and frisbee. three main parties and the obligatory idiot. there will be a debate/q&a thread tomorrow morning so does anyone else want to throw their hat in the ring before applications close?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:39,
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here's a party to get excited about, sign me up!(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:50,
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ok then, screw it(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:52,
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my hat is large and in the ringI'm standing on behalf of JMG, or more importantly the bumholes party.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:00,
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I would like to be considered as a candidate for the poetry partyas the obligatory idiot post is already taken
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vladimir, Wed 6 May 2015, 21:08,
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"frisbee: once you get it, all you want to do is throw it away"party slogan^
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:20,
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mehbeen there, done that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:21,
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Then I'd have twoMan, it's seriously windy down here. I've already lost one dustbin. What if I lose the other one? WHAT THEN???
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:28,
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If you voted for me you could have as much or as little wind as you'd like.Trufax.
In the meantime, steal nextdoor's lids.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:33,
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I'd report you to the council for not maintaining your bins properly (
$$ ✅, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:34,
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:(I suspect someone nicked it when their own one blew away. I made a point of retrieving them from the roadside once the rubbish had been collected, and closed my gate behind them. Bloody savages. They'll take anything that's not bolted down.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:38,
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The dustbin men round here won't come through your front gate to collect the binsDoesn't stop them knocking the door for a christmas tip though, fucking wankers.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:48,
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they actually ask for a tip?"Here's a tip, get a better paying job then fuck off and leave me alone!"
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$$ ✅, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:49,
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They sure doI'd never criticise what they do. It's dirty work and (so I'm led to believe) not terribly well paid these days. But they're really finnicky for people who root around in shit all day.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:51,
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you need to ring the council and ask for Janeshe will help you in getting a replacement bin but you are liable to pay a fine for poor bin management.
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$$ ✅, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:48,
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Jan can go fuck herself as far as I'm concerned(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:49,
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Why would I want one? I'm not a Labrador(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:22,
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Yeah but you could have a free one.Free stuff is always good
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:27,
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You could sell it on the Polish black marketHave they even seen a frisbee before? I bet it'd blow their minds.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:28,
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Given that tangles is a loony, I was ready to throw my weight behind Team Grrry.But no one else is offering a free toy!
#VoteFrisbee
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:34,
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mentality like this is why we have a buffoon as mayor of london(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:36,
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he seems quite malleableoffer him some candyfloss and a go on the rickety rollercoaster and i bet you'd win him back
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:41,
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If the candidates could focus themselves on announcing how they intend to buy my vote,I'd be more than contented.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:48,
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I'll make you a lovely roast dinnerYour choice of meats
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:49,
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Carvery? Yay!#VoteTwoHats
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:51,
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you might want to save some of this electioneering for tomorrow, matey(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:56,
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Hold up. Do we get a Frisbee each, or one to share?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:44,
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You ask too many questions*draws up plans for frisbee-gulag*
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:47,
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I've just seen the following on Twitter:"Naushad used to sleep on pavements. If Salman Khan had bin driving around then, v may not hav many great melodies of Blywud!"
FINALLY, someone has the guts to say what we've all been thinking.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:53,
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oh hi guys, I've just returned from a very interesting constituency meeting and have been asked to outline some of my key policies for any undecided voters:random steppings/bannings
a limit on the number of hats posters may have
no fat chicks
british /talk for british people
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:18,
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this seems like something I could get behind, but I do like the thought of extreme violence that the grrry candidate pursues (
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:22,
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you saw how easily the nazis marched into poland, do you really think he has it in him with all his toys and lego (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:33,
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it's his love of that autism toy that puts me off, and he shows little interest in carp fishing or watches...hmmmm (
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:37,
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As a resident of Poland, there's no-one on this board besides yourself who's spent as much time with carp as I haveand the last thing I want is to see a carp being cooked, so I'm on your side here.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:43,
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thank you for your support(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:34,
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what about welsh people?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:27,
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fuck off back to /sgwrs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:41,
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being british is lameyou suck tangles
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:56,
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ooh, a significant blow there as the tangles party loses a key demographic(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:58,
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I'm a bit sick of trying to appeal to everyone(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:02,
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What would the maximum number of hats be?And does this include all headwear?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:35,
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i'm enjoying this comparisonpbs.twimg.com/media/BzwTaAhCQAAddvU.jpg:large
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:37,
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I'm not fatI'm husky
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:41,
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www.images22.com/pics/04/husky-harris1.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:45,
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What the fuck is he???(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:46,
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more importantly do iron maiden know he stole their font?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:48,
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that young man went on to wrestle the undertaker at wrestlemania, i'll have you know(not a joke, that's bray wyatt)
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:50,
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heavensI wouldn't want that shiny for my WWE sticker album
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:53,
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best-carz.com/data_images/gallery/models/hillman-husky/hillman-husky-04.jpg
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:47,
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oh and that's a mishandled linkwill this embarrassing gaffe cost grrrmachine in the 2015 #b3taelection
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:54,
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hahaIvor Biggun, if memory serves
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:39,
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onethere may be some concessions for wig-wearers to have wigs of varying lengths to help to maintain the illusion of real hair
I'd be interested to know if anyone, such as the doveston, agrees with me
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:39,
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one should be the maximum(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:40,
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I'll be honest I'm glad you agree with me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:42,
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you're better off not being honest of you want a career in politics! #topical(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:43,
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I just read a thing about curved screen tv'sOne person's gripe was that if you laid it down on the floor and accidentally trod on it, it would snap. Wouldn't happen with a flat screen one.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:41,
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I don't hold with these new technologiesyou simply don't get the same warmth as you do with crt
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:43,
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But what if you wanted to use your tv as a see-saw but didn't have the bit that goes in the middle?Then a curved screen would be perfect
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:47,
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please could you edit this post to say maximum so my reply makes more sense?thx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:44,
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can you change it back, my post now seems out of place(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:51,
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I don't have time, sorry(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:54,
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I've edited my reply so it should all make perfect sense now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:57,
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mynd ffwcio eich hun(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:57,
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it's such a beautiful language you have there be a shame when it dies out(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:58,
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It's this type of gerrymandering and collusion between these two candidates that show you their uttermost contempt for this placeA vote for either is clearly a vote for both, since they're in each other's pockets already.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:02,
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this place was built on contempt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:04,
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My contempt is open, direct and honestnot shady background contempt like you lot. Two Hats? Two faced, more like.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 16:08,
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Anyone else sick of this roleplay bollocks?(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:01,
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Can we do some '300' roleplay?That way one of us gets to kick you into a hole
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:02,
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and you wonder why fake politics doesn't connect with the fake electoratewhen fake politicos act like this
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:21,
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I may not have all of your votesI may not have the confidence of all of you. But I promise you this. I WILL provide icons when former /talkers have died. I WILL close our borders to /links terrorists. I WILL back an increase in the use of /calendar. And I WILL push for FULL consolidation of ALL the boards, which WE, THE /TALKERS WILL GOVERN.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 13:14,
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Close our borders to /links, AND consolidate all the boards?Contradictory, populist nonsense, 2Hats. I'm going to give my vote to tangles.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 13:29,
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To answer your questionOnce the threat of the /links peril has been neutralised, the consolidation can commence.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:33,
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I'm going to cross my fingers for a tangledupintwohats coalition,in the hope that tangles can rein in your more excessive tendencies.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:38,
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i think tangles is into eugenicsso don't get your hopes up
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:39,
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i'm worried about the radio silence from the tangles partyanyone fancy having a crack at making some logos for the three parties, btw?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:42,
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Can I get one of those hats made?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:01,
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Here's your official party portrait:s29.postimg.org/ce665pt9j/official_twohats.jpg
I'm not sure what you look like so I modified an image of Hitler.
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$$ ✅, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:05,
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I think he has captured your best side there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:37,
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I will never condone acts of violenceBut desperate times call for desperate measures
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:34,
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things are hotting up, we just need to hear from the leader of the tangles party(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 13:56,
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probably off somewhere discussing food policies with fat forum females (
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:03,
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Snagged you a killer party slogan:"You gotta pay the toll troll if you wanna get into that boy's hole."
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$$ ✅, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:23,
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he hasn't seen the show so that may end up confusing mattersone of the people i work with dressed as this at the weekend. it was quite impressive
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:26,
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with a slogan like that it looks as if you are courting the 'nonce' vote section of the forum, this may not go down well with the anti nonce voters(
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 14:39,
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Good pointI'm going to change it to 'Cheers'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 15:03,
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look i like a hahahaha we have a right laugh here as much as the next person, but chucking away your vote on a joke candidate is a waste (
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 13:05,
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I feel I should stand up against smear campaigns to keep this election fair.Two Hats is not a joke candidate. In fact, there's nothing funny about Two Hats at all.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 13:08,
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Hello, I'd like to talk to you about setting up a Benevolent DictatorshipWhat's your biggest gripe about the current administration? I'm here to help.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:40,
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what would you do about stomping/threadrushing?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:42,
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I respect the right of anyone to create a thread here - I'm an equal opportunity threadistI also recognise that anyone using hashtags is a new-media washout prick.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:44,
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sounds like namby-pamby leftist nonsense to me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:46,
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what /talk needs is more threads, not fewerSo if this thread causes a threadrush, then I call that a victory for the Grrrmachine Party, i.e. me.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:53,
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if you were trying to get elected as /talk's leader, what would you promise to achieve?obviously banning 2 can, what else?
UPDATE!
so the front runners are:
1) tangledupinblue
2) grrrmachine
3) two hats
we'll have to set up a debate followed by a q&a
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:54,
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actually, I'd make a calendar an exclusive board where only usernames pre-approved are allowed to enter(
$$ ✅, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:02,
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that's going to cost you some points from the man-on-the-street(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:16,
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anyone want to help out?b3ta.com/calendar/event/25723
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:29,
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Actually, I'll be in the UK then(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:30,
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will you be in cardiff?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:49,
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No, I'll be on a barge outside Readingbut I'll be thinking of you.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:56,
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i'm sorry to hear of your misfortune(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:03,
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more live from the lake, and banning those who oppose lftl (
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:00,
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jesus, is there anyone who actually opposes it?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:06,
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A vote for me is a vote for #Error1011RayID:1e2339a68ef00616•2015-05-0608:13:19UTC4PM(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:02,
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Finally, a flag I'd feel comfortable saluting.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:28,
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SuperbThat really should be on a t-shirt
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:37,
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Plenty of verbose bile, pun threads, daily questions and catchy slogansAt least one "morninh" and "alright" thread per day, no excuses.
A lengthy investigation into rumours that /offtopic has WMDs, and possible invasion.
At least one female poster on here, by the end of the year.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:04,
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i think anyone willing to crack down hard on /ot is going to win a lot of votes(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:07,
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It's the greatest threat to the future and integrity of our beloved boardAnd I, as your elected leader, vow to do my best to try to attempt to promise to look into fixing the mess inherited by the previous government.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:28,
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it was a global mess, you can't go on blaming the previous government forever(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:30,
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And yet the mods do nothingIt's time to stop blaming the global situation and point the finger at the real cause; too many mods spending too much time inside dogs' bumholes.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:44,
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A better /talk. A better b3ta.1. A strong morning foundation
2. Higher posting standards for working /talkers
3. A mod with time to care
4. Controls on posters from other boards
5. A board where the next generation can get fucked
6. Icons to buy and action on 2.0
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:07,
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ignore 2.0 works tho, it certainly has got rid of fucksocks.. nearly (
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:14,
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it's hardly bothering him at all:It's like Fawlty Towers up in here
Without the humour of course. I mean members that reply to posts then put people on 2.0 again...autistic much?
Members that get upset from the replies they have.
I mean of course I AM UPSET. That goes without reason. The only person I have on ignore is "noone" and I have no idea who he is. No one seems to meet that criteria. As a fairly well brought up human I have been taught the skills of dealing with people.
It is my pledge when I am elected b3ta Prime Commander that anyone that presses the "ignore" link will instantly be disposed of personally.
If you haven't been able to tell yet I am very very VERY FUCKING UPSET! OK? No? Well fuck you then you cock.
Oh and
%some kind of word that looks like morning but might be comically misspelt for example morhning"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:19,
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it's quite coolhe maintains this facade most of the time that it doesn't bother him at all. then every now and then he gets coked up and it all comes spewing out
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:22,
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I thought that was mortal wombat(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:29,
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interesting, interestingit seems tweeb and grrry are the most dedicated to providing a set of pledges. will anyone be bold enough to carve them in stone? the #b3taelection is hotting up
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:16,
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This is based on a faulty assumption: that /talk is worth leading in the first place.If, however, we entertain your silly idea that it is worthy, for a moment...
There is only one kind of leadership that can work here - a dictatorship. One leader. No stupid sub-commander mods like you. Just one, absolute dictator.
It wouldn't take much work either, as this place is dead on its arse. I say Gilgamess takes this place over by force, banning all current mods in the process.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:19,
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^doesn't have the cojones to join the fight(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:21,
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I wouldn't waste the small amount of time it would take on this lifeless hole.I have better things to do. I only pop in to mock you when I get a moment. HAHAHAHA.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:23,
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I find this very upsetting(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:27,
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"I have better things to do"ahhahahahaha
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:31,
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I don't think you're taking this seriously(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:31,
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I assumed he was adopting a similar position to sinn fein where if elected as /talk leader he wouldn't take his seat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:34,
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Never before has someone shown themselves to care so much, by claiming to care so little(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:37,
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In my first 100 days I would guarantee the following- the formation of a task force dedicated to the recruitment of new /talkers
- Personalised icons for all users with a post count of +10,000
- Cash prizes for popular page appearances
- Mandatory sporadic 2.0'ing of spanishfly
- all posts will be spoken by an electronic voice
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:21,
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not sure about that last one but the rest of those are pretty solid(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:24,
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I think the last one is the most important if the inclusion of blind people is a deal breaker(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:26,
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As Mr,Snake has pointed out, it's all about inclusionI support a 100% discrimination free future for /talk. For instance, I look forward to a time when girls can feel free to post here without fear of harrassment or persecution. Not all the time of course, they have cooking and cleaning to do.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:30,
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trickythis virtual nation was founded on tenets of harassment and persecution
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:38,
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If /talk is to flourish and remain relevant in the modern world, it must adapt to modern waysThis is an evolution, not a revolution
*victory sign*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:40,
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I'm up for that if it gets more fit birds posting(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:43,
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i thought you were a fit bird?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:49,
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are you angling for some sort of tangledupintwohats coalition?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:52,
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I refuse to be drawn into speculation on shady post-election deals I am campaigning for a tangledupinblue majority (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:55,
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tangledupintwohats?PHWOAR!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:04,
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This administration would consider a coalition government, under special circumstances(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:31,
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what sort of special circumstances?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:34,
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*shrugs*gypsy curse?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 13:09,
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This is simply populist drivel with no real ideas behind itWhich is what we've come to expect from "members" like Two Hats.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:45,
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What my honourable friend, Mr Machine fails to grasp is that without looking to the future with a positive and inclusive attitudeour virtual nation will wither and die, leading to my greatest fear; That a /talk vacuum will be filled by /qotw and /links.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:50,
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While the esteemed Mr Hats correctly identifies the greatest threat to our fair boardhis dreams of positivism and inclusivity should be seen for what they are; namby-pamby leftist nonsense, more typical of a sandal-drinking yoghurt-wearing beardo than a member of this fine establishment.
What we need is violence, and lots of it. A return to the firebellies and rabble-rousers that spawned /talk in the first place.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:56,
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fucking right, let's fuck some cunts shit the fuck up (
mongychops, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:09,
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Would you allow pictures on /talk so they can post pics of their tits or GTFO?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:18,
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This will not be part of official 2015 party policy, but we are sympathetic to your cause(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:32,
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You know it makes sense(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:50,
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someone on my facebook who lives in west wales has announced that he won't be voting for the snpi thought he was joking, but i think he's actually a bit thick
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 11:51,
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A false sense of smug superiority.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:17,
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murning.I hope you've all got your tents and anoraks ready to camp out to be the first in the queue for voting tomorrow. I've built myself a shanty town of cardboard boxes outside the polling station.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2015, 8:00,
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I live on the same street as my polling stationSo my makeshift home is an ACTUAL house.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:14,
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I've built myself a cardboard Nigel Farage out of boxes(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:17,
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sweetI might vote for that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:18,
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don't you care about being a part of the cardboard eu?!(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:02,
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every year more than 100,000 cardboard boxes find their way into our countrytaking advantage of our recycling centres, taking up space in our wheelie bins. This is our message to the cardboard eu; OUR BINS ARE FULL!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:07,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:15,
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i.imgur.com/yqioK2H.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:20,
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sensible policies for a happier britain(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:23,
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A man's bin is his castle, or at least receptacle.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2015, 9:29,
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b3ta.com/questions/twatfriends/post2097706
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:31,
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is this your most modestly priced receptacle?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:35,
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now I don't know WHAT to think!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:37,
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hey, remember disgraced local lib dem mp mike hancock?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:39,
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I sure dohe shagged a russian spy. Imagine that!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:55,
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he now operates out of an office below my flatsometimes when i walk down my front stairs, i see him sitting in his big leather chair
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:58,
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Really? WowA real, honest-to-goodness minor celebrity. Wait a minute, isn't your flat above a launderette?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:03,
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a bookshop is no place to do laundry(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:12,
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never judge a bookshop by it's cover(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:34,
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I hope she had a suitably innuendo-heavy name(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:06,
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sorry grrry, it's not that I'm not flattered but you're just not my type(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:12,
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Katia Zatuliveter, apparentlyNope...I can't make anything funny out of that, soz
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:14,
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I dunno, it made my winky feel a bit funny(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:16,
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less so since I looked up what she looks likeI think if I were going to breach national security the spy would have to have better tits than that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:17,
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is that sexist?you have to be so careful what you say these days
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:18,
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She's no Anna Chapman.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:26,
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How about a Giant Russian Woman with a feather duster?www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7I_z6k-MOY#21m
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:30,
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Anna Jolumley?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:38,
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Never heard of her, but Google says she was the lead in My Girl.You disgust me, 2Hats.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:37,
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I am a disgusting person, to be fair(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:38,
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If we all practised this level of forward planning,the country wouldn't be in the mess it is today.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2015, 9:22,
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I didn't think you could wear a hole in that.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2015, 9:23,
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I've never votedI don't plan on starting now.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:21,
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But I am amused that Margate is part of "Thanet South"since it's the most northern part of the whole fucking Isle of Thanet.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:22,
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I don't think I've seen a black person this year(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:33,
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Does that mean you're going to have 6 more weeks of winter?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:34,
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6 more weeks of winter means there's no room for spring, summer or autumn(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:38,
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I thought they called Poland "The Sunshine State"?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:39,
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yeah, because the national hobby is window-licking(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:41,
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Ah, but if you've made an active choice not to vote, then you've already voted not to vote.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2015, 9:23,
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Why not, eh?(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2015, 9:25,
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I don't think the order in which people vote has a bearing on the outcome(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:33,
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That's where you're wrongThis year you get two extra votes if you're among the first 100 people to vote. Next 250 after that get 1 extra.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:35,
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!!!! YOU ARE THE 1,000,000th VISITOR TO THIS POLLING STATION !!!!~~~@ CLICK HERE TO RECEIVE YOUR PRIZE!* @~~~
* prize may include xenophobia and economic ineptitude
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:40,
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i think you need to have a little mouth that comes out of your regular mouth for that(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:56,
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they're mostly part of ukipmostly
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:07,
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YOUR PRIZE IS: LIBERUL DIMOCRITS(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2015, 9:30,
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i'm not queuing up with the plebs, i got work to do(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:45,
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I agreeI'm just going to assume that my party of choice are going to win. People aren't stupid, they'll vote the right....oh god.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:54,
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im voting for the takethatan party(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:59,
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Osmotic voting?Where you hope your opinion filters through to everyone else.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2015, 9:30,
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postal vote then?pastel vote then?
pustule vote then?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:54,
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i'm just going to vote that everyone have a lovely time(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:49,
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lolIn a way, aren't they all winners?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:53,
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I don't see why they can't provide enough seats for everybody(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:54,
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If all the politicians could just get together for a nice chatsurely they'd come up with a decent plan eventually.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:55,
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Yeah, the best way to find a working solution is to get as many people involved as possibleThat way, we can all work together
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:56,
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yeah, i mean you can get those camping chairs for a fiver from petrol stationswhat's the problem?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:55,
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just give the seats to the elderly or pregnant or disabled ones if they need them, most of them are young enough to be able to stand up for a bit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:57,
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honestly it's worse than that party I went to where they said we had to sit down if the music stopped playing but they were consistently one chair short each time, it was so unfair(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 8:58,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhWUFXvaZjo ?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:08,
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We should start a nice partywhere everyone has to be nice to everyone else. Or they get shot in the face.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2015, 9:27,
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i.imgur.com/1cEhej6.gif
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:08,
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www.yorkvision.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/article-1278971374296-0A6ACCD8000005DC-784540_636x543.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:09,
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i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/10/article-2084892-0CE8D26800000578-239_468x301.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:09,
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blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2010/12/NickClegg-460_794640c.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:09,
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well I think the answer's obvious(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:10,
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personally, i likedError 1011 Ray ID: 1e2339a68ef00616 • 2015-05-06 08:13:19 UTC the most
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:13,
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#Error1011RayID:1e2339a68ef00616•2015-05-0608:13:19UTC4PM(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:15,
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Muslamic Ray Gun?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:18,
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It's about time we conquered Twitter.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:30,
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we it ain't gonna conquer itself(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:34,
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ok, tweetin this(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:24,
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thank you Walter(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:28,
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I was starting to wonder who Walter was.*facepalm*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:51,
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surprised that hashtag isn't more widely used though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:49,
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If only we knew who ran the @b3ta_talk account.I'm sure they could get it some traction.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:56,
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holy mackerel@b3ta_talk is now following me. I'd better be on my best behaviour.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:02,
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Me, too, but he's not retweeted #Error1011RayID:1e2339a68ef00616•2015-05-0608:13:19UTC4PM, yet.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:11,
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OK, I take it back.Well done, @b3ta_talk
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:24,
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You haven't retweeted itIt's almost as if this isn't important to you or summat
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:31,
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Ok, the PM will be aware of #Error1011RayID:1e2339a68ef00616•2015-05-0608:13:19UTC4PM shortlyWe're taking this to No.10, boys
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:38,
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Should probably get it to the other party leaders, too,in the interests of balance.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:44,
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Meh, ran out of characters, so only got to Ed, Nick, Natalie Bennett and Russell Brand.:(
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:50,
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He had me at "Church of Jezebelian Zebaists"(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:22,
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Eric Pickles, slathered in bacon(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2015, 9:27,
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Mmmm.....pickles and bacon(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:29,
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Good morning.I've booked tomorrow off, should give me plenty of time in the booth to make a careful, considered choice.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:08,
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be sure to vocalise your opinions so people know you're taking it seriously(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:11,
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I'll loudly "humm" and "haa",and occasionally pop out of the booth to seek the opinions of my fellow voters - I'm confident that they'll steer me right.
Might even bring my own pencil, to show that I'm taking things seriously.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:20,
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I'm just going to leg it through the door shouting "LAST ONE TO VOTE IS A BENDER"If anyone gets hurt in the process, so be it. Politics isn't all fun and games you know.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:25,
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Make sure to hook your braces to a nearby skip.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:32,
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^ everything that's wrong with this country(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:17,
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Yeahour daytime tv is the WORST
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:21,
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My other half can't get enough Real Housewives of [X], Judge Judy, or Jeremy Kyle.Draws the line at TOWIE and Geordie Shore, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:25,
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ah, a lady of principlesI like it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:26,
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I said what what, in the booth?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:31,
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* flips coin*(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2015, 9:28,
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i might be the first one in my polling station tomorrowgotta be up early for a work journey
i'll put some ukip posters up
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:30,
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if i'd thought about it, i could have used my prime position in the heart of southsea to display some kind of political message in my windowi could have opened it up to the highest bidder, damn it!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:37,
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you could've put up a picture of david cameron and drawn stink lines and flies around himand some piles of poo around his shoes
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:43,
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Just remember, UKIP isn't the only party to be plagued with racists, murderers and rapists, according to the spokesman on the Today Programme,so regardless of who you vote for, you'll get a pro-paedo, pro-rape, pro-murder PM. It's a media conspiracy (he didn't name the Jews specifically, but I'm sure it was implied) that ensures that the electorate don't realise this.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:42,
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john humphrys is losing the plot in his old age(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:44,
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He does seem to have lost his edge,but he certainly seems to be enjoying his job.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:47,
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mashable.com/2015/04/30/uk-election-game-of-thrones-jon-snow/
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 6 May 2015, 9:48,
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Already postal voted, so I can forget about the whole thing.If Labour get in I plan to emigrate to a hot country with good internet access so I can post on here every day about what a lovely time I'm having in the sunshine.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:17,
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so that's you and katie hopkinsguess i'll be voting labour
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:18,
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Turns out Phil Collins eventually made good on his threat:www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/32590242/do-celebrities-leave-the-country-after-a-general-election-no---not-really
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:23,
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Against all odds, Labour were elected! hahahahaactually they were a shoe-in, and everyone knew it. That joke doesn't really work, sorry. Did he ever do a song called summat like "I did what I said I was going to do"?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:33,
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"You can't hurry Gove" is the best I can come up with.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:42,
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As if any other country would let you in.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:33,
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IF U DONT LIKE IT U SHUD MOVE TO MUSLAMISTAN(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:34,
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Excellent idea, I hear muslamistan is lovely at this time of year.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 6 May 2015, 10:36,
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Sexy politiciansThis one's a communist
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 19:43,
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and a damned good one tooI'll use it somewhere official
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 5 May 2015, 20:53,
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Are you going to clean this up?Mrs CDW
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 5 May 2015, 21:06,
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in Communist Partythin legs like you
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 May 2015, 20:49,
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I've read the minutes of the Fourth Internationaland that's not in them.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 5 May 2015, 21:00,
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I have a commie standing where I ammy one's also a lass.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 5 May 2015, 21:56,
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or painting or rolling or defunct internet banking(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 May 2015, 19:32,
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I'm finding this site to be increasingly unhelpful when it comes to telling what time of day it is(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:01,
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Hi Pacman, I'm jewish!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:11,
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that was one of the hardest laughs that show ever produced from me(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:21,
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oh, do you watch it's always sunny in philadelphia?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:22,
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No, but it's been recommendedI've got loads of things lined up, but I will get round to it. Just done three seasons of Veep, that was quite good.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:27,
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i've seen a bit of that but didn't like it that much. i know this is redundant but it was a bit too 'american'(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:37,
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Fair enoughI could look at Anna Chlumsky all day long.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:42,
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I like her earsIs that weird?
And no, I'm not dyslexic, meaning to say 'Arse'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:50,
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I can only assume you're all googling Anna Chlumsky's earsOr Yahoo. There are other search engines available you know.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:58,
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She could be called Margaret McShittyknickers for all I care(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:48,
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you can't believe anything he tells you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:09,
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I mean he puts forward a convincing argumentBut if it wasn't for you if be well into my porridge and coffee again. Don't know if I could handle that
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:12,
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If you're going to bugger about with peoples' time conceptionI should point out that here in the developed world it's green bin day tomorrow.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:10,
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But what if...your green bins are black and black bins are green? This is the logic we have here on the coast.
Does that mean that yesterday was tomorrow?
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 7 May 2015, 19:37,
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Mr Tea's Lassie thing got on Twitter(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:13,
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does that make him world famous now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:14,
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He always was, in my eyes(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:16,
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I just hope all this adulation doesn't go to his head(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:19,
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Thing is, when the world gets a taste of himhe won't be ours anymore :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:21,
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Woah, bit nosy m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:42,
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you come to my thread, you make it my business(
brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:03,
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OMG INTERNET FAME!*is promptly buried under a pile of squealing groupies*
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 5 May 2015, 17:12,
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I posted a picture on /board and got a :) from HappyToast.My life is now complete.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:19,
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how dare you. you're lucky this isn't america or i'd shoot you(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 May 2015, 14:42,
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or not far enoughthe point is, he never gets it right
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:06,
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correct, it's a very fine line between 'socially acceptable' and 'manolith'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:10,
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he made a rather off-colour 'joke' about my sex life up thereI didn't dignify it with a response
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:16,
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look, i enjoy the 'comedy' on this puerile digital arts website as much as the next internet loser, but lewd comments about your private life are well out of order.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:19,
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i feel like i may have misjudged this forumi hope you can all forgive me
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:21,
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you are upsetting qftw posters tho, nobody gives a shit (
mongychops, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:25,
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i post where i want, to hell with your rules(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:30,
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Fuck you and fuck your bindun.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 5 May 2015, 14:51,
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You posted a message on /talk and got a "Fuck off" from me.Fuck off.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:43,
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which comedy meme did you use?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:47,
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ur mum's face m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:54,
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V knees and toes(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:58,
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i wish it was, only to know what she looked like(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:56,
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how was your crawl?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:54,
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yeah, pretty fun thanks!how's your incinerated hand?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 May 2015, 14:30,
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A fucking messAnd because of Manual Labour™, my legs are killing me today. My garden's in danger of looking good though.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:03,
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nice!maybe i'll get invited over for a barbecue. it's only been 4 fucking years!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:24,
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when is your flat-warming party?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:27,
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You've not eaten at my house in all that time?Well that's shameful. Yes, a barbecue is definitely on the cards.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:36,
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You could even use that frisbee you have in your house(
Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:39,
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You can't grill meat in a frisbee, AdamIt's made of plastic. It'd melt. You haven't thought this through.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:55,
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what is this /board of which you speak?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 May 2015, 14:12,
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don't go awayyou're the best one here
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 5 May 2015, 15:55,
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i can help with thisbrb's opinion is basically worthless
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:10,
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Thank god, someone with some level-headed objectivi-HEY >:((
Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 5 May 2015, 16:15,
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Snack/Film threadKit-Kat on a Hot Tin Roof
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:09,
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The French Lieutenant's Onion Bhaji(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:13,
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nestlé Milkybar(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:25,
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Reese's Peanut Butter RoboCop.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:16,
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Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Cheese & Pickle Sandwich(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:21,
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The Two Fillet Tower Burgers(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:23,
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The Return of the Pringles(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:25,
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From Here To A Cup of Tea(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:16,
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Bed Knobs and Carrot Sticks(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:18,
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Naked Lunchables(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:19,
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The Devil Wears Baklava(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:21,
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Leprechaun: Back 2 the fridge for more Food(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:32,
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Back To The Croque Monsieur(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:26,
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Ice Cream Agewith a flake or sauce of some kind, i dunno, fuck this, I'm done
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$$ ✅, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:31,
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Bring Me The Food Thread Of Alfredo Garcia(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:47,
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^ Graeme Garden(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 11:50,
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Marathon ManEdit: bollocks. Uh-Snack to the Future?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:52,
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das boots meal deal(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 May 2015, 11:41,
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A late entry there for The Doveston(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 11:49,
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The Englishman who went up the shops but came back with a bag of crisps(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 May 2015, 11:49,
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www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Slightly-Unusual-/1467/i.html
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 11:59,
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Just gaz me what one you want and I'll send it free postage(
$$ ✅, Tue 5 May 2015, 12:08,
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Fuckin' cube magnets!How do they work?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 12:17,
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When a mummy cube and a daddy cube love each other very much.....(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:07,
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Two Hats creeping in with something completely unrelatedas usual
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 12:39,
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They call me the sexual maverickWell, they don't call me it, obviously. But I assume they're thinking it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:06,
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wouldn't it be a bit painful if you get a lob on while wearing one of them?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 May 2015, 12:44,
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You've got a point there(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:12,
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Nut-ty Professor II: The Flumps(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 5 May 2015, 12:07,
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Eight Garlic Breads in a Duffel BagStarring Joe Pepsi
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 12:12,
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Goodfellas PizzaStarring Joe Pepsi
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 12:13,
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My Cousin Salt & VinnyStarring Joe Pepsi
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 12:14,
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X-men: Days of Future Repast(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 12:42,
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The All Day Breakfast Club(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 12:42,
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Hot Dogs: Part Deux(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 12:43,
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F. Murray Mint Abraham(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 12:59,
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Michael J. Fox's Glacier Mint(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:03,
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Chad Michael Murray MintHilary Plum Duff
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:16,
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Fudge ReinholdArnold Cheeseburger
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:23,
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Will Smith's Crisps(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 13:26,
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