Despite the comedy name
Windy Pig has never broken wind, even in private.
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Windy Pig has never broken wind, even in private.
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I've just realised none of my superiors seem to be around today and it's my last day of work this week.
Might go for a lunchtime pint.
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Might go for a lunchtime pint.
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and is the feeling mutual, or is this love just not meant to be?
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alright
it's pushing 30 degrees and the aircon on my car broke, so I'm sweating like a [ insert comedy euphemism ]
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 7:16, archived)
it's pushing 30 degrees and the aircon on my car broke, so I'm sweating like a [ insert comedy euphemism ]
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 7:16, archived)
Sweating like a condom in a chocolate teapot factory?
You're not even making any sense, man.
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 7:18, archived)
You're not even making any sense, man.
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 7:18, archived)
[set of twin babies in a Mercedes Benz with the windows up when the temp goes up to the mid 80s]
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^ bit harsh
Way to crush my self esteem before my stellar rap-hop career even gets off the ground :(
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 9:03, archived)
Way to crush my self esteem before my stellar rap-hop career even gets off the ground :(
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I haven't had my trains* out in yonks
*strikethrough this word for maximum comedy effect
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*strikethrough this word for maximum comedy effect
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[An obese person when they feel the first flutter of a heart attack]
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[MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES]
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Blimey, 9 years.
ON THIS DAY
1993: Two boys charged with toddler's murder
Two 10-year-old boys are charged with the abduction and murder of two-year-old James Bulger in Liverpool.
1983: Hundreds die in Assam poll violence
Hundreds of people are reported to have died in Assam as fierce fighting rages in the run-up to Indian elections.
1989: IRA bombs Tern Hill barracks
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ON THIS DAY
1993: Two boys charged with toddler's murder
Two 10-year-old boys are charged with the abduction and murder of two-year-old James Bulger in Liverpool.
1983: Hundreds die in Assam poll violence
Hundreds of people are reported to have died in Assam as fierce fighting rages in the run-up to Indian elections.
1989: IRA bombs Tern Hill barracks
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I'll ruin it again in a minute, I haven't washed for a fortnight and am complaining of a mysterious lump in my scrotum that comes and goes
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 9:45, archived)
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I'm alright now
I've had my breakfast, done some deals, made some cash, I'm drinking coffee and counting my dolla dolla bills y'all
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 8:09, archived)
I've had my breakfast, done some deals, made some cash, I'm drinking coffee and counting my dolla dolla bills y'all
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 8:09, archived)
but he probably knows quite a bit about bowel movements
considering he's so full of shit
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 8:30, archived)
considering he's so full of shit
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I heard about a thing where if you get constipated enough you can vomit poo.
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It has to get pretty bad to get to that point.
My wife thought her nan had it, but it was more likely to have coffee grounds vomit, which is still pretty bad.
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 9:58, archived)
My wife thought her nan had it, but it was more likely to have coffee grounds vomit, which is still pretty bad.
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 9:58, archived)
easy pickings at the bottom
is your boy gonna join in? I don't wanna rob loot off him if he fancies a chance at a 3-star
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is your boy gonna join in? I don't wanna rob loot off him if he fancies a chance at a 3-star
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Dunno, he's currently making the most of an all inclusive buffet in lanzarote, filling up on chips and dessert
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i'm glad they are having a proper holiday instead of the usual cultural grand european tour the get subjected to every summer
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Just got the rough mixes back from thr recording we did a few weeks ago.
I know they're supposed to be rough, but they sound like a deaf retard has done them. I'm Livid.
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 9:15, archived)
I know they're supposed to be rough, but they sound like a deaf retard has done them. I'm Livid.
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Ah, no, see, I've had a shocker here, sorry no, he's not dead, I hope no one contacted his family.
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ffs I've booked the funeral and everything.
Can you just kill him now? Fricking spent a fortune on this.
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 9:41, archived)
Can you just kill him now? Fricking spent a fortune on this.
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 9:41, archived)
I was really pleased with what we recorded, honestly. This is just bad mixing.
( , Wed 1 Jun 2016, 9:34, archived)
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Carla Lane is dead.
My wife just told me off for pointing out that Bread was rubbish.
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My wife just told me off for pointing out that Bread was rubbish.
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i keep hearing her name read out to the tune of arnold layne by the pink floyd sound
and thinking she had a strange hobby
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and thinking she had a strange hobby
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It has a bit of the bridge of the nose bloody scar
The homophobic prick. Otherwise, fine. You have fun in Brizzle?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 20:41, archived)
The homophobic prick. Otherwise, fine. You have fun in Brizzle?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 20:41, archived)
Shit man
Oh well, you massive bummer.
I did. It was all nerds and booze and beards and Swedes. All good.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 20:42, archived)
Oh well, you massive bummer.
I did. It was all nerds and booze and beards and Swedes. All good.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 20:42, archived)
I'm sure other non-homosexuals have been the subject of homophobic assault.
Still.I did retaliate quite firmly. life goes on.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 20:44, archived)
Still.I did retaliate quite firmly. life goes on.
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Eh. I'll live.
Anyway, what's going on? You're here.stuj is here. Supermatt appears to have returned. Is it the second coming of /talk?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 20:48, archived)
Anyway, what's going on? You're here.stuj is here. Supermatt appears to have returned. Is it the second coming of /talk?
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rob carehome is back on qotw, all we need now is Albert Marshmallow!!!!!
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Please try to keep conversations inclusive
In jokes and private conversations should be kept to private messages
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 22:17, archived)
In jokes and private conversations should be kept to private messages
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 22:17, archived)
Someone try and knock your block off?
Sorry to hear it my man.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 21:08, archived)
Sorry to hear it my man.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 21:08, archived)
I farking love Plaid
I was a massive Warp nerd when I was your age.
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I was a massive Warp nerd when I was your age.
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I do love me some warp stuff. Squance is probs my favorite Plaid track, and Double Figure's probably my favorite LP of theirs.
I've got loads of squarepusher stuff as well.
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I've got loads of squarepusher stuff as well.
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I'm going with my stock response of Nude Nuns With Big Guns.
Even though it isn't very good.
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Even though it isn't very good.
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Nunjuices are well known to be sticky, waterproof, and dark brown.
So, yes The LOVELY tangles. You can creosote your fence with them. The difficulty is getting the nuns aroused enough to splutch out sufficient quantities. I find that giving them a a copy of 'Hot Crosses' or 'Stud-Saviour' works quite well.
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So, yes The LOVELY tangles. You can creosote your fence with them. The difficulty is getting the nuns aroused enough to splutch out sufficient quantities. I find that giving them a a copy of 'Hot Crosses' or 'Stud-Saviour' works quite well.
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Sister Mary just collapsed from fluid-drain.
Nice one Beardolith.
:(
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 20:10, archived)
Nice one Beardolith.
:(
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I am right that that film was terrible.
Secondly that you have terrible taste in movies.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 18:46, archived)
Secondly that you have terrible taste in movies.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 18:46, archived)
Alright, tell me a film that you think is good, so I can point out why it's shit and you are stupid
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Take a dvd, snap it and use the jagged edge to saw through a major artery or 2.
Actually, better use bluray, better quality.
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Actually, better use bluray, better quality.
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can't be too careful these days with identity theft and what have you
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mono! the big stupid joke-ruining prick that everyone hates including his mum!
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no, i only read social media, the first paragraph of news articles and youtube comments
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Star Smashers of the Galaxy Rangers by Harry Harrison
Without a doubt one of the worst books I've ever read, absolutely loved it, would highly recommend to any sci-fi fan.
Currently working my way through Rheingold, an 800-something page "re-imagining" of Wagner's Ring Cycle.
...lol, Wagner's Ring
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Without a doubt one of the worst books I've ever read, absolutely loved it, would highly recommend to any sci-fi fan.
Currently working my way through Rheingold, an 800-something page "re-imagining" of Wagner's Ring Cycle.
...lol, Wagner's Ring
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A mate lent me that claiming "it's amazing"
I found it to be a really dull sci-fi that's more pop culture references and shout outs than actual story.
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I found it to be a really dull sci-fi that's more pop culture references and shout outs than actual story.
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Oh. That's a shame. The best Scifi I read in ages was The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.
I also want to read The Martian before seeing the film but it looks a bit long.
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I also want to read The Martian before seeing the film but it looks a bit long.
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Haven't read that, I do like a lot of Heinlein's books, but he was a bit of a strange guy
Time Enough for Love is a good one, does go on quite a bit though, similar to Stranger in a Strange Land, but they're both great reads
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Time Enough for Love is a good one, does go on quite a bit though, similar to Stranger in a Strange Land, but they're both great reads
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that basically is true
it's an ok story if you love video games and are over 30
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:32, archived)
it's an ok story if you love video games and are over 30
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also, you'll probably finish it quite quickly as it's an easy read
so if you hate it, you haven't really lost much time
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so if you hate it, you haven't really lost much time
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That is true, I guess
If you haven't read it, The Gap Series is a great little series of books by Stephen Donaldson, the first one, The Real Story, is really short too, so it's a good way to test if you like the setting and characters
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If you haven't read it, The Gap Series is a great little series of books by Stephen Donaldson, the first one, The Real Story, is really short too, so it's a good way to test if you like the setting and characters
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I don't tend to read books, but I do enjoy a good audiobook
Richard Dawkins' Greatest Show on Earth has a great section explaining The Lenski Experiment, which is worth a read/listen.
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Richard Dawkins' Greatest Show on Earth has a great section explaining The Lenski Experiment, which is worth a read/listen.
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I bet he has all the programmes neatly rolled up in each half pint glass from every beer festival he's ever been to, each one filled with tasting notes
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I don't go to beer festivals and I don't own a fedora
I thought the chapter on Lenski was genuinely interesting, so I thought I'd share.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:31, archived)
I thought the chapter on Lenski was genuinely interesting, so I thought I'd share.
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Yeah. I'm reading Anna Funder's Stasiland at the minute, that's quite good and she's a good writer.
After that I've got God Bless You, Mr Rosewater! to look forward to.
Read Player Piano a while back, that was great and all.
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After that I've got God Bless You, Mr Rosewater! to look forward to.
Read Player Piano a while back, that was great and all.
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I went through a phase of reading nothing but Kurt Vonnegut.
I'd happily go through it again.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:20, archived)
I'd happily go through it again.
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The only other one I've read is Slaughterhouse Five.
But I've not really ever heard anyone complain about him.
I'm trying to alternate fiction and non-fiction at the moment, mix it up a bit.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:22, archived)
But I've not really ever heard anyone complain about him.
I'm trying to alternate fiction and non-fiction at the moment, mix it up a bit.
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I would recommend everything he's ever written.
Player Piano is about the only one that's played straight, though - everything else is slightly bonkers.
I thought the film version of Breakfast Of Champions was an admirable effort, too.
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Player Piano is about the only one that's played straight, though - everything else is slightly bonkers.
I thought the film version of Breakfast Of Champions was an admirable effort, too.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:49, archived)
I considered trying to read the Bible from cover to cover, a while back.
Then I remembered that I already knew how it ended.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:23, archived)
Then I remembered that I already knew how it ended.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:23, archived)
i read a significant portion of the bible when i was bored in a hotel one evening
hardly any wank material in it
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hardly any wank material in it
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I usually just go for a couple of pints then have a wank when I'm in a hotel.
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What about the bit where Lot's daughters get him drunk and fuck him?
You could totally make a porno out of that premise.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:29, archived)
You could totally make a porno out of that premise.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:29, archived)
save a prayer (for allah)
girls not on film
i don't know enough about islam or duran duran to keep this up and i'm not sure i want to encourage this kind of behaviour on this particular forum so ah'm oot
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 16:25, archived)
girls not on film
i don't know enough about islam or duran duran to keep this up and i'm not sure i want to encourage this kind of behaviour on this particular forum so ah'm oot
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 16:25, archived)
I was going to ask if anyone had seen any films,
but I thought I'd make myself look clever by pretending that I can read.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:32, archived)
but I thought I'd make myself look clever by pretending that I can read.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:32, archived)
I red 'Pets' with my daughter. It has soft chewable pages and a mirror on the front.
It has 8 pages including the cover.
Page 2 has some squiggly lines
Page 3 has a picture of a dog
Page 4 has some dots
Page 5 has a picture of a rabbit
Page 6 has some zigzag lines
Page 7 has a picture of a cat.
Overall it was a good read, I felt the characters needed development but I'm looking forward to the next book in the series, 'The Farm'.
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It has 8 pages including the cover.
Page 2 has some squiggly lines
Page 3 has a picture of a dog
Page 4 has some dots
Page 5 has a picture of a rabbit
Page 6 has some zigzag lines
Page 7 has a picture of a cat.
Overall it was a good read, I felt the characters needed development but I'm looking forward to the next book in the series, 'The Farm'.
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I'd recommend the "That's not my..." series.
Get a bit samey, after a while, though.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:34, archived)
Get a bit samey, after a while, though.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:34, archived)
Anything by the Ahlbergs, really.
Although they're probably for slightly older children than babies.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:39, archived)
Although they're probably for slightly older children than babies.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:39, archived)
All I remember from Burglar Bill is that there was a tape that came with it where the bloke done the voices of Bill and the Baby.
And that I enjoyed it a lot.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:43, archived)
And that I enjoyed it a lot.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:43, archived)
That's a pretty irresponsible suggestion, that book completely failed to show the severe consequences of crime and I'm not trying to raise a career criminal here.
Or at least not a shit one who steals peoples fucking toothbrushes.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:43, archived)
Or at least not a shit one who steals peoples fucking toothbrushes.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:43, archived)
I went to the library the other week and they had at least 10 books from the series.
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Yeah they look good, an excellent indroduction to the principles of deductive reasoning.
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You clearly win the book thread with this excellent article
And I can't wait for the follow up review
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:40, archived)
And I can't wait for the follow up review
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:40, archived)
The next book introduces some exciting new characters (including and limited to cow, sheep and pig) and is a different colour.
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That woman is both dazzlingly stupid and quite unpleasant.
See also: Priti Patel.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 16:03, archived)
See also: Priti Patel.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 16:03, archived)
I bought Dostoyevsky's The Idiot about 6 years ago and I've still not been fucked to make it past the first chapter.
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I managed nearly half of The Brothers Karamazov, before giving up.
Once I'd got to the bit that was referenced in The X-Files, I lost my motivation to continue.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 16:08, archived)
Once I'd got to the bit that was referenced in The X-Files, I lost my motivation to continue.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 16:08, archived)
Apparently if you want to get into Russian literature it's best to start with some of the smaller books where not much happens before graduating to the massive books where not much happens.
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Yeah, I know someone who went through it but on hindsight wished they hadn't bothered.
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fuck that, bbc told me to press the red button once and all it did was turn my tv off
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That might well be my favourite joke.
I really, really wish I'd thought of it.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 17:06, archived)
I really, really wish I'd thought of it.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 17:06, archived)
That poster seems to be writing a cheque that Christianity can't cash.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
- Lee Harvey Oswald
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 16:43, archived)
- Lee Harvey Oswald
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 16:43, archived)
"Back the fuck up while we fuck this track up"
At least they had the decency to warn listeners.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 16:50, archived)
At least they had the decency to warn listeners.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 16:50, archived)
And who can forget the great pear of wisdom that is -
"Hey, kid, take my advice / You don't wanna step into a big pile of shit"
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 17:07, archived)
"Hey, kid, take my advice / You don't wanna step into a big pile of shit"
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 17:07, archived)
castaway by lucy irvine
i've read it before, but i really enjoyed it
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 16:48, archived)
i've read it before, but i really enjoyed it
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 16:48, archived)
I confess that I've never heard of that,
but wikipedia lists Irvine's occupation as "adventurer", which sounds great.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 17:04, archived)
but wikipedia lists Irvine's occupation as "adventurer", which sounds great.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 17:04, archived)
the 1980's oliver reed film by the same name was based on her book
she was rather naive, but it's a good read
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 17:07, archived)
she was rather naive, but it's a good read
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 17:07, archived)
since no-one seems willing to use that thread to imply that someone unlawfully entered mcbeef's orifice, let's have a new one
topic TBC
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 12:59, archived)
topic TBC
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 12:59, archived)
quite a few people here dropped out of university
What have you given up on, and what was the reason?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:01, archived)
What have you given up on, and what was the reason?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:01, archived)
I gave up on /talk
I think the reasons why are painfully obvious.
#b3xit
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:04, archived)
I think the reasons why are painfully obvious.
#b3xit
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:04, archived)
still came back though, dintcha
they all come back one way or another. ahaahhahahahahahahahaaaa
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:08, archived)
they all come back one way or another. ahaahhahahahahahahahaaaa
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:08, archived)
I'm in my last week of work here before I leave for pastures new
I just needed something to fill my time.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:54, archived)
I just needed something to fill my time.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:54, archived)
I can think of 42 things on the internet that are better than /talk
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I think we all regret fingering you as a diddler instead of a certain other board regular
Still, not taking back anything said about your matrix coat and shades
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:47, archived)
Still, not taking back anything said about your matrix coat and shades
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:47, archived)
Can't believe you missed out on all the "fun"
www.dailydot.com/fandom/tom-milsom-underage-sex-scandal/
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:35, archived)
www.dailydot.com/fandom/tom-milsom-underage-sex-scandal/
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:35, archived)
Doesn't look like it
From what I've read, no one has pressed charges.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:11, archived)
From what I've read, no one has pressed charges.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:11, archived)
True, if you don't have them you can't get sad when you fail to realize them.
These days I'm following the path of getting minorly wound up by the inconsequential instead.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:13, archived)
These days I'm following the path of getting minorly wound up by the inconsequential instead.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:13, archived)
If you have enough of them you become too exhausted to be sad.
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university is the biggest one for me
i'm sure i've given up on a project half way through but can't think of any right now. that sounds like i see everything through to the end but realistically it's just that i never start anything
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:07, archived)
i'm sure i've given up on a project half way through but can't think of any right now. that sounds like i see everything through to the end but realistically it's just that i never start anything
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:07, archived)
there are videogames i've never bothered to complete. does that count?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:20, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:20, archived)
I feel guilty about the books I've never finished reading
but then again, fuck James Joyce
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:56, archived)
but then again, fuck James Joyce
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:56, archived)
the only thing i know about james joyce is that one of my favourite bands are named after one of his short stories
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Gallants_(band)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:05, archived)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Gallants_(band)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:05, archived)
oh man, two gallants are boss
i saw them live a little while back
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:09, archived)
i saw them live a little while back
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:09, archived)
they're fucking brilliant live
i've seen them quite a few times over the years
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:14, archived)
i've seen them quite a few times over the years
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:14, archived)
Having quit uni, I decided to teach myself html, but I got bored and gave up.
I then embarked on some Microsoft Certified course in network engineering, but the company running the course insisted I go through the Office User Specialist course, first - naturally, I got bored and gave up.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:35, archived)
I then embarked on some Microsoft Certified course in network engineering, but the company running the course insisted I go through the Office User Specialist course, first - naturally, I got bored and gave up.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:35, archived)
university, first time round
because I was an idiot and shouldn't have been there
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:43, archived)
because I was an idiot and shouldn't have been there
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:43, archived)
yeah, i had to have a rectal thermometer administered once
that was weird
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:09, archived)
that was weird
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:09, archived)
genetic memory apparently
cats evolved from french beans, marrows are their natural predator
or some shit I dunno
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:20, archived)
cats evolved from french beans, marrows are their natural predator
or some shit I dunno
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:20, archived)
Doubt it, most of the lesser Houses in the Riverlands have turned away from Walder Frey since the Red Wedding.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:17, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:17, archived)
also, here's a reminder of who's who in the sweepstake:
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:59, archived)
Country No. User
Hungary 1 Mr. Tea
Czech Republic 2 The Doveston
Northern Ireland 3 Gormo
Slovakia 4 wimbley
Turkey 5 brian clough's pitchside guffs
Sweden 6 Smash Monkey
Wales 7 SS
Italy 8 mongychops
Croatia 9 2 Can Chunder
Romania 10 Richard mcbeef
Switzerland 11 Two Hats
Portugal 12 Windy Pig
France 13 broadsword
Albania 14 tangledupinblue
Iceland 15 Major Turd
Poland 16 Moon Girl Technologies
Ukraine 17 Grrrmachine
Russia 18 spanishfly
Belgium 19 Sir Sand GOBLIN
Germany 20 MONO!
Republic of Ireland 21 Reverend Fister
Austria 22 manolith
Spain 23 artifus
England 24 monster munch
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:59, archived)
shambles has some other name now but it's not like he's going to win so i doubt it matters
who's got the best chance of beating mono?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:07, archived)
who's got the best chance of beating mono?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:07, archived)
france (broadsword) should do well, considering the tournament's in france
also, wales obvs
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:17, archived)
also, wales obvs
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:17, archived)
having looked at the groups it seems my lot may not even get to the knockout stage :(
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:21, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:21, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36304792
"I realized that on the internet, and especially on Reddit, it is possible to intrude on people's realities in a very unexpected way. If you have a bit of a knack for storytelling, you can redirect the thread of a conversation in any direction. With a single, strategically designed comment, a simple debate about cookware can become Klingon erotica. A discussion on urban planning can morph into an Edwardian romance with gay seagulls. The sky is the limit, really."
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:27, archived)
Some autistic prick on reddit accused me of 'whataboutery' because I posted an on-topic conversation but finished with 'the plp aren't much better though'.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:33, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:33, archived)
yes.
My main rant was about cameron being a slimy cunt who will say anything. As in keeping with the topic of him encouraging young people to vote after chucking them off the register.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:37, archived)
My main rant was about cameron being a slimy cunt who will say anything. As in keeping with the topic of him encouraging young people to vote after chucking them off the register.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:37, archived)
I just don't understand that 'whataboutery' criticism. It sounds like something somebody said once and then it got picked up like a traffic cone on the way home from the pub and now it gets stuck any old where looking ridiculous. like 'dog whistle'
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:43, archived)
I think you need to 'check your privilege' mate.
Although we might just harbour different views in which case you're clearly suffering from 'internalised misogyny'.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:53, archived)
Although we might just harbour different views in which case you're clearly suffering from 'internalised misogyny'.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:53, archived)
stop subtly oppressing everyone with your language
WOmeaning please
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:05, archived)
WOmeaning please
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:05, archived)
I'm using my mother tongue.
Can't get more matriarchal than that.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:08, archived)
Can't get more matriarchal than that.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:08, archived)
'dog whistle' just means 'platitudes that appeal to spastics' doesn't it?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:47, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:47, archived)
I think it's a useful idea. Once you've learned to spot it, it's everywhere.
"Western military intervention is destabilizing the Middle East and helping to radicalize a whole generation of Muslims" -- "But whatabout ISIS? Are they justified in beheading Christians, then?"
"ISIS and other militant Islamist groups are committing terrible atrocities" -- "But whatabout American bombers killing innocent civilians? That's OK, is it?"
...and around and around it goes.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:53, archived)
"Western military intervention is destabilizing the Middle East and helping to radicalize a whole generation of Muslims" -- "But whatabout ISIS? Are they justified in beheading Christians, then?"
"ISIS and other militant Islamist groups are committing terrible atrocities" -- "But whatabout American bombers killing innocent civilians? That's OK, is it?"
...and around and around it goes.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:53, archived)
Is it really whataboutery in that second example?
They're quite closely linked and ISIS would probably have fewer supporters and commit fewer atrocities if America committed fewer cases of infanticide.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:56, archived)
They're quite closely linked and ISIS would probably have fewer supporters and commit fewer atrocities if America committed fewer cases of infanticide.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:56, archived)
I dunno, I just pulled a couple of examples off the top of my head.
The point is just that when you criticize Islamist nutters, someone will assume you're a shill for the American/British/Israeli government. Criticize the actions of these governments in the Middle East and someone will decide you've got a hard-on for Osama bin Laden. Criticize some of the more extreme and counterproductive tendencies in modern feminism and someone will decide you're a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal who hates women. Criticize actual misogynists and someone will decide you're a 'Feminazi'.
And a very common way to express all this stupidity is to start sentences with "But whatabout..." and then describe some terrible thing that your opponent presumably supports or thinks isn't important.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:03, archived)
The point is just that when you criticize Islamist nutters, someone will assume you're a shill for the American/British/Israeli government. Criticize the actions of these governments in the Middle East and someone will decide you've got a hard-on for Osama bin Laden. Criticize some of the more extreme and counterproductive tendencies in modern feminism and someone will decide you're a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal who hates women. Criticize actual misogynists and someone will decide you're a 'Feminazi'.
And a very common way to express all this stupidity is to start sentences with "But whatabout..." and then describe some terrible thing that your opponent presumably supports or thinks isn't important.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:03, archived)
Well, I find the good thing about being a misanthrope is you don't really have to pick sides very often; it's just dickheads, dickheads all the way down.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:06, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:06, archived)
Mr Tea you should read this book
www.amazon.co.uk/So-Youve-Been-Publicly-Shamed/dp/0330492292/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:09, archived)
www.amazon.co.uk/So-Youve-Been-Publicly-Shamed/dp/0330492292/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:09, archived)
it's probably in this list somewhere
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_rhetorical_terms
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:01, archived)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_rhetorical_terms
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:01, archived)
do... do they not know you can do that in a regular conversation?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:36, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:36, archived)
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( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:29, archived)
do you and mary have a communal tea/coffee fund or do you just bring in your own and keep them separate?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:33, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:33, archived)
how do you go about booking time off? does there have to be cover all the time, or is it OK to close up the office sometimes and just kick back?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:34, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:34, archived)
Hello new person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/">FAQ</a>. Cheers.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:38, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:38, archived)
nah it's great, joey from friends is really funny
not sure about the guy they got to play chandler though
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:53, archived)
not sure about the guy they got to play chandler though
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:53, archived)
I'm going to watch it exactly as much as I did the old top gear
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:49, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:49, archived)
^
Activism hasn't been so easy since they said I should be boycotting Soda Stream.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:57, archived)
Activism hasn't been so easy since they said I should be boycotting Soda Stream.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 13:57, archived)
i can't believe it's actually named that because of ol' john wayne
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:10, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:10, archived)
that was how I stumbled across the little fellow...google seems to have forgotten the bobbitt saga, back in the mists of the last century
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:15, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:15, archived)
people getting their knobs lopped off are 10 a penny in this new fangled era
t'weren't like this in my day
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:19, archived)
t'weren't like this in my day
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 14:19, archived)
Whilst walking through Luton, yesterday, I saw a woman lift up her veil in order to sniff a perfume sample.
I saw part of her face, so I expect that her god will punish her.
Looking back, I should have warned her - no doubt she'll get a terrible shock when she dies and goes to hell.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:07, archived)
I saw part of her face, so I expect that her god will punish her.
Looking back, I should have warned her - no doubt she'll get a terrible shock when she dies and goes to hell.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 15:07, archived)
I've just noticed b3ta is hosted on German servers, so I'm going to vote leave just to spite you all.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:17, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:17, archived)
I don't think you have the faintest inkling of how the EU works m8
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:19, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:19, archived)
Its just a thing that creates dirty forrins to come and take our jobs
Like the zombies in Plants VS Zombies
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:50, archived)
Like the zombies in Plants VS Zombies
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:50, archived)
*organizes massive party with a huge hand-embroidered banner saying DON'T GO SUPERMATT WE LOVE YOU!!!*
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:20, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:20, archived)
there are probably hundreds of double deckers within 5 mins walk from here
and they can fucking stay there too
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:31, archived)
and they can fucking stay there too
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:31, archived)
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( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:11, archived)
Despite being on the side of loving Double Deckers, I have to agree with this
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:46, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:46, archived)
I'd quite like the option to vote against having a referendum.
I don't get a say in anything else the Tory pricks do, so why are they suddenly so bothered about my opinion?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:06, archived)
I don't get a say in anything else the Tory pricks do, so why are they suddenly so bothered about my opinion?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:06, archived)
You're right, they aren't.
I assume it's just to deflect any criticism of the inevitable Brexit?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:14, archived)
I assume it's just to deflect any criticism of the inevitable Brexit?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:14, archived)
if i waste my time voting and the cunts do another one in a few years i'm billing them for my time
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:37, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:37, archived)
I don't think he needs luck, it can't be that hard to go to a place and tick a box
He might get it on the third or fourth go anyway
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:37, archived)
He might get it on the third or fourth go anyway
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:37, archived)
there's a guy singing christmas songs in the office
i'm not sure how to deal with this, should i hit him?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:10, archived)
i'm not sure how to deal with this, should i hit him?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:10, archived)
that one that goes "mary's boy child, jesus christ was born on christmas day"
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:17, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:17, archived)
no m8
it's Windy that works with Gerald. Besides, the production on that album is amazing
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:19, archived)
it's Windy that works with Gerald. Besides, the production on that album is amazing
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:19, archived)
Stop The Cavalry is the best Christmas song.
Mainly because it isn't actually a Christmas song.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:40, archived)
Mainly because it isn't actually a Christmas song.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:40, archived)
By Boney M? That's an awesome song, only a complete cunt would resent someone for singing that.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:33, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:33, archived)
It's nearly Eid.
Insist that he sing something more appropriate to the season.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:17, archived)
Insist that he sing something more appropriate to the season.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:17, archived)
well apparently it's newsworthy that more4 showed 'white christmas' on a may bank holiday
so on reflection, yes you should hit him
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:25, archived)
so on reflection, yes you should hit him
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:25, archived)
morning
are you excited that all your usual forum chums will be back today?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 7:11, archived)
are you excited that all your usual forum chums will be back today?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 7:11, archived)
Is "filled with morbid existential terror that this represents the totality of my social interaction" closer to the mark?
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:31, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:31, archived)
Hey, I say hello to the girl in the corner shop downstairs occasionally
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:39, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:39, archived)
Morning
I'm rough as fuck, my own fault though should have stopped drinking at a reasonable hour
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 7:20, archived)
I'm rough as fuck, my own fault though should have stopped drinking at a reasonable hour
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 7:20, archived)
None expected
I had every opportunity to stop and just carried on, I blame the weather
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:02, archived)
I had every opportunity to stop and just carried on, I blame the weather
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:02, archived)
Neo wishes he was a 1337 a H4><><0R as me
I steal teh d4t4b4ses without even thinking m(64*0.25)/2
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:17, archived)
I steal teh d4t4b4ses without even thinking m(64*0.25)/2
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:17, archived)
I haven't got a milling machine to hand.
Although, if you know anyone that has a 3 axis or 5 axis milling machine, or a 3D printer that they can sort something out for me that would be ace.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:40, archived)
Although, if you know anyone that has a 3 axis or 5 axis milling machine, or a 3D printer that they can sort something out for me that would be ace.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:40, archived)
yes, her diamond fanny will reduce your winkle to flour
self-raising flour, eh eh eh
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:18, archived)
self-raising flour, eh eh eh
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:18, archived)
I have access to a 3D printer, not my own but someone I know, if you pay for the materials he can print off anything
From a model of your penis to, say, a model of someone else's penis, or even a famous celebrity penis
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:53, archived)
From a model of your penis to, say, a model of someone else's penis, or even a famous celebrity penis
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:53, archived)
Really? How does it work? I need a part made for a motorbike clutch, it's plastic.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:04, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:04, archived)
Is the part particularly penis shaped?
If not we might have some difficulty
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:09, archived)
If not we might have some difficulty
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:09, archived)
It's a short tube with a thread round the outside. If I gazed you some photos would you be able to ask him?
Happy to pay, the only one I've found online is nearly 300 quid for the bit, so if he can make a couple and either sell the himself or I'll sell them and give him the money or pay him for his time whatever.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:21, archived)
Happy to pay, the only one I've found online is nearly 300 quid for the bit, so if he can make a couple and either sell the himself or I'll sell them and give him the money or pay him for his time whatever.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:21, archived)
Not at all, I just didn't want to settle for 'good' when it might turn out to be 'great', 'super' or 'totes amazeballs'.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:47, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:47, archived)
If I only had two days left to live,
I'd hope I could find something better to do than this.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:15, archived)
I'd hope I could find something better to do than this.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:15, archived)
I'd at least squeeze in one last wank to porn with the volume turned up.
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:31, archived)
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 9:31, archived)
It's got to the point where this looks like an incorrect spelling.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 22:47, archived)
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 22:47, archived)
yeah yeah
just read all that stuff below, can't stand superhero movies, they can fuck off. They even turned Star Wars into a superhero movie, that can fuck off too.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 20:00, archived)
just read all that stuff below, can't stand superhero movies, they can fuck off. They even turned Star Wars into a superhero movie, that can fuck off too.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 20:00, archived)
Its all superhero movie trailers in the cinema
They all look identical, what's even the point
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 20:10, archived)
They all look identical, what's even the point
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 20:10, archived)
Apostrophe alert
And I think you've been watching too much Upstart Crow.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 20:58, archived)
And I think you've been watching too much Upstart Crow.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 20:58, archived)
BRB, Just imagining a Film Noir with Bill Turnbill and Sian Williams.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 14:31, archived)
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 14:31, archived)
Yer.
I'm just listening to Charles Bradley's first LP.
It's very good and on Daptone, the same label that signed Sharon Jones. Like her it's very authentic/traditional soul.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 14:57, archived)
I'm just listening to Charles Bradley's first LP.
It's very good and on Daptone, the same label that signed Sharon Jones. Like her it's very authentic/traditional soul.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 14:57, archived)
I'm listening to Cigarettes After Sex, I quite like that whole hazy shoegaze sound
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 15:05, archived)
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 15:05, archived)
you might like this, dunno
soundcloud.com/easyflow/eazyflow-late-70s-early-80s-synth-pop-mix
Tracklist:
Human League β Being Boiled (Fast Product) (1978)
Gary Numan β Are Friends Electric? (Beggars Banquet) (1979)
Visage β FadeTo Grey (Polydor) (1980)
Gary Numan β Cars (Beggars Banquet) (1979)
Kraftwerk β The Model (Kling Klang) (1978)
Yazoo β Donβt Go (Mute) (1982)
Depeche Mode β Just Canβt Get Enough (Mute) (1981)
Eurythmics β Sweet Dreams (RCA) (1982)
Donna Summer β I Feel Love (Casablanca) (1977)
New Order β The Beach (Factory) (1983)
Thomas Dolby β She Blinded Me With Science (Venice In Peril) (1982)
Freeez β IOU (Beggars Banquet) (1983)
Yazoo β Situation (Sire) (1982)
New Order β Confusion (Factory) (1983)
Depeche Mode β Shout (Mute) (1981)
Ultravox β Mr X (Chrysalis) (1981)
Spandau Ballet β To Cut A Long Story Short (Chrysalis) (1980)
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark β Enola Gay (Dindisc) (1980)
Soft Cell β Tainted Love (Some Bizarre Label) (1981)
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark β Electricity (Factory) (1979)
Depeche Mode β New Life (Mute) (1981)
Depeche Mode β Any Second Now (Altered) (1981)
Ultravox β Vienna (Chrysalis) (1981)
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 16:01, archived)
soundcloud.com/easyflow/eazyflow-late-70s-early-80s-synth-pop-mix
Tracklist:
Human League β Being Boiled (Fast Product) (1978)
Gary Numan β Are Friends Electric? (Beggars Banquet) (1979)
Visage β FadeTo Grey (Polydor) (1980)
Gary Numan β Cars (Beggars Banquet) (1979)
Kraftwerk β The Model (Kling Klang) (1978)
Yazoo β Donβt Go (Mute) (1982)
Depeche Mode β Just Canβt Get Enough (Mute) (1981)
Eurythmics β Sweet Dreams (RCA) (1982)
Donna Summer β I Feel Love (Casablanca) (1977)
New Order β The Beach (Factory) (1983)
Thomas Dolby β She Blinded Me With Science (Venice In Peril) (1982)
Freeez β IOU (Beggars Banquet) (1983)
Yazoo β Situation (Sire) (1982)
New Order β Confusion (Factory) (1983)
Depeche Mode β Shout (Mute) (1981)
Ultravox β Mr X (Chrysalis) (1981)
Spandau Ballet β To Cut A Long Story Short (Chrysalis) (1980)
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark β Enola Gay (Dindisc) (1980)
Soft Cell β Tainted Love (Some Bizarre Label) (1981)
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark β Electricity (Factory) (1979)
Depeche Mode β New Life (Mute) (1981)
Depeche Mode β Any Second Now (Altered) (1981)
Ultravox β Vienna (Chrysalis) (1981)
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 16:01, archived)
if it doesn't feature 'Revenge' by Ministry, I'm not interessovated, soz mateyplops xx
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 16:02, archived)
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