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# Trucking just doesn't get tougher than this!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I hope he breaks his silly smug neck
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# awww... I think he's ace
The missus thinks he's an old lech though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I slightly prefer him to the other one
but not by much
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# at least he smiles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# hehehehehe
I want a yorkie now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# haha!
im facinated by this guy's bottom lip. he just cant seem to tuck it in properly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# :D
Although ^ needs more careening off a cliff and being splattered horribly onto the razor-sharp rocks below before being ripped apart by sharks and then the remains burnt on a pyre made of old tyres doused in paraffin.

I'm not really a fan, but you probably already guessed that...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Who is it? And why does everyone know except me?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Gregg Wallace
and he's a cunt.
In more helpful terms - he presents Masterchef.
And was partially responsible for the worst ever* programme on Radio 4 'Veg Talk'.

It was axed. I laughed greatly on that day.


Edit: * and that takes some doing, it really does.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Holy crap!
One of those freaky putting-a-face-to-a-familiar-voice moments. Actually, he looks like he sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I don't know
although he looks familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I have no idea.
But I've been living abroad for three years.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# that's your real Dad
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# *at home LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# /auto-complete
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Mmm Yorkie
I want chocolate.
Has anyone else noticed the similarity here?

Also... and this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Indeed
Her aim is to usher in the age of Bel-Shamharoth.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# IT'S A NICE PLATE OF FOOD
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# hahahaha
i want a yorkie now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)