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(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I want a "Dedicated Follower Of Fission" t-shirt
This is incredibly woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# funny you should say that...
www.zazzle.com/dedicated_follower_of_fission_tshirt-235368913185593435
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# SPAM!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# the best bit is the model Zazzle supply :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Lady scaramanga's brother works at Sizewell
I may get one printed for him for crimbo

EDIT: Read all replies before posting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Oh no
TELL me you didn't just say Crimbo.

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# He meant Xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Actually I think he meant
Chrimble
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# No, Winterval, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Erk. That made me cringe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Exmuss! Not many shitting days left!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# The shops will be putting up the decorations soon
wwp.greenwichmeantime.co.uk/wise/fun/xmas.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# My, what a whimsical website!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# 'Xmas' is acceptable due to Futurama.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# ahem
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas

Stick THAT Dail Fail
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I just moved somewhere that people actually say 'axe'
instead of 'ask'.
It's awesome every time, but only because of Futurama.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Try again in May.
The Tories will be more receptive...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# If the ash from a volcano is fucking up our day
I think I might see a flaw in your otherwise splendid plan
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# GOD DAMN GOVERNEMENT KILL-JOYS
It's obvious the Icelanders are only doing this to get back at us for calling them all terrorists and using anti-terrorism laws to seize their UK assets!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# exactly, lets turn those terrorist commie fuckers into a big glass crater
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I like Anne Coulter's idea:
"We need to bomb them into Christianity".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# wow... just... wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# bloody hell...just googled her, she's a real gem, isn't she?
Another beauty:
"Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking."

Edit: Actually, scratch that - this takes the biscuit:

"While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security."

wtf is wrong with this mad bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# There's some speculation that she is actually a kind of professional troll.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# what a marvellous description of her
ghastly creature, she makes Glenn Beck seems rational and likeable
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# She's quite the piece of work isn't she!
"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president."

FTW
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Bizarrely here
it's the other way round

Quick, ban women voting!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I'm with yer, bub
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Excellent work, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# It's obviously the fault of the USA
They used HAARP's Tesla Earthquake Generators to target Haiti and China, which combined with the hole punched in the thermosphere created a tectonic resonance response which detonated the Iceland volcano. It was then a simple task to redirect wind patterns so that the nanotech-enhanced ash, combining with chemtrails already in the air, blew over Europe with the ultimate intention of converting everyone to the merits of Project Monarch to usher in the New World Order.
Those lizardfolk are crafty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# PROVE ME WRONG
And if you even try it's obvious you're working for THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Oh, are THEY hiring?
Do THEY pay well?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# The Humans Elevated Yonder don't accept application forms, THEY find you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# *throws away tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Still
A spiralling blue light creating a similar white spiral in the sky, followed by a dark hole would probably have made me create something similar in my pants if I had been there.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# You'd have created a tin foil hat in your pants?
That's quite some talent you've been, er, sitting on.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I wear tin foil y fronts
Best to cover boths ends
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# You speak in true facts. I'm scared.
"When Mother nature see's her ass, even the PTB's many underground bases wont be able to protect them.

There are an awful lot of things going on these days and it seems very obvious that there is indeed something major coming. You cant go more than a day without something major happening and on many days there are multiple events.

We are defo living an amazing period of time and my Gut tells me that we are going to witness and participate in major change."

from Icke's forums
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Wonderful.
The atmoshpere is growing oppressive and my Arse tells me it's time for a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Thanks for sharing that info
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# No problem.
brb, I'm off to enlighten myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# A classic response to feelings of impotence and a desire for change
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# catnipp?
is that you?
(prostheses, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I think he abandoned us when we wouldn't WAKE UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Iceland, I say is a waste of precious nukes
When we could unload the lot on the isle of man
(Gleryff , yawn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Only when the wind's blowing to the west, please
Otherwise I'm glad to see someone who shares my "bomb the fuck out of the Isle of Man" outlook on life.

I think we should start with a total blockade. Nothing gets in, nothing gets out. Then when they're *begging* to be allowed into the Union we nuke the fuckers. YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I'm compiling a list
Of people on the isle of man who I secretly love but would bomb the living shitlights out of so as to take them off my mind. So far the list only includes Jeremy Clarkson and Beckii Cruel.
(Gleryff , yawn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Clarkson lives on the Isle of Wight?
I always thought he lived in Oxfordshire somewhere. Or Hampshire. One of them shires, anyway. Like Devonshire or Cumbriashire.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Don't you dare nuke Rick and Adam Wakeman!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_residents_of_the_Isle_of_Man
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)