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# 'wah wah wah'
'i can't get pissed abroad cos it's dangerous to fly or summink... wah wah wah'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# 90% this it seems
did anyone see the live BBC news reports from the different (virtually abandoned) airports last night? There was a guy at Bristol who fell flat on his face coming off the escalator at Bristol just as the live reporter was walking past him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# hahahaha, please say that's on youtube :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# not that I can find :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# As soon as it is,
you can be sure Herman will show the real cause of the gentleman's misfortune.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# haha
he probably set off the volcano too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# In Finsbury Park tube last night
They were repeating over and over again - "do not travel to London airports, all air travel over the UK is grounded until further notice"

Very sci-fi but a bit over the top, I thought
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# ooh - eerie!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# It was a bit
though I was dressed as Batman's sidekick Robin, while punctured the mood somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR FINEST HOUR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I was on the M5 when the 7/7 shit was kicking off
There's an information board south of Gloucester before the A road that's a shorcut to the M4 to London.

It just said: LONDON CLOSED: TURN ON RADIO

very apocolyptic I thought
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Fucking hell... that is not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# haha, oooh, I missed that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# the whole report was over the top
the lovely Joanna Gosling was at Heathrow with reporters at Bristol, Glasgow and Manchester. They all had the same thing to say which was basically "nobody is here apart from some very sad looking souls who don't seem to know how to use escalators"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:54, archived)
# hehehe!
makes me think of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv1va9Jdt7g
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# haha
now SHE is sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Particularly
at 1'15
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# hell yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# It's nice to see people getting creative out of boredom.
I've had my share of getting stuck overnight at airports. But that was with my brother and never with a girl like that. Wouldn't mind getting stuck overnight with her eh. If you know what I mean. Eh? Eh? I mean I would stick my penis in her vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# she would likely film it too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# For fun and profit!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I think there is just too much tv time reserved for news these days.
When nothing interesting happens (which is most days), they just need to fill it with reports like these and .... opinions from the man in the street *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# this is very true
WE ARE HERE AT THE AIRPORT WHERE NOTHING CONTINUES TO HAPPEN BUT WE HAVE FOUND A STRANDED PASSENGER - TELL US YOUR STORY

"well my flight was cancelled because of the volcano"

BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# See also: interviews with footballers.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# You are Charlie Brooker
AICMFP

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RRmE0_n0K4
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Very interesting stuff.

I really think that Dutch reporter Joris Luyendijk's book 'Het zijn net mensen' (They are just like people) should be translated into more languages. Very interesting view on how reporters mostly have no idea what is going on and clearly know they are just guessing or at least aren't able to get the full picture. It is also a nice view in modern day Islamic countries.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Oh, it seems the book will be released in the UK soon.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Littlejohn is, unsurprisingly, asking if it's elf & safety gone mad.

On the comments, I suggested he fly up and find out.

www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1266331/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-A-sensible-precaution-elf-n-safety-paranoia.html#comments
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Ha ha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)
# That gets an upvote from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# have upvoted
he really is an obsequious cunt

THIS IS WHY MR LITTLECOCK

he's right about that family from Anglesey though!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# I say we let all the planes fly
Probability is that most of them will reach their destinations so there's only a very small chance you'll be on one of the doomed flights.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I love the word 'doomed'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# DOOOOMED
Ideally in a dour Scots accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I've never bothered to read his column before
He's a lardy ball of impotent rage isn't he? I imagine him banging away at his keyboard desperately trying to reach the vitriol cum-shot before his head explodes like on 'Scanners'
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Tabloid Watch make the point
that all he does is regurgitate Mail stories and say "You couldn't make it up" at the end.

Even ones that turn out to be made up.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# True dat.
The comments on his column make great reading though - because he covers a few different issues, you get a mind numbingly stupid comment about a volcano followed by a mind numbingly stupid comment about a family on benefits.

it's like the twat-o-tron crossed with the LHC.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)