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# Fridays are always extra hectic and full of shit for me.
In the park at lunchtime, I watched a crow grab and, very slowly, kill a pigeon and then eat its innards. At one point it wondered off with the head in its beak before coming back for more innards. All the other pigeons just stood about no more than 3 feet away.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# That's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# there were two women also watching
who were torn as to whether to try and save the pigeon, thinking it was dead and then it'd flap around and they'd want to save it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Superb
I am genuinely upset I did not witness this
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I was entranced and would have stopped the women interferring if they'd tried
"It's nature," I would have said, " It's not our place to interfere." I'd have continued.

I didn't know crows killed things, but it was so easy for this one it must do it all the time, it literally just leant over and grabbed a pigeon by the neck. And the wondering off with the head bit demonstrated what a showman that crow is.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I'd have given it a standing ovation
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# much like me at Morrisons at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# 0_o
*not helped by the fact I first read what you wrote as COW! I thought fuggin ell, how hungry was that Cow to eat a pigeon!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Udderly famished
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# That would have been better

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# cor....
I spent my luchtime in the pub, awkwardly making small talk with two guys from the postroom, and watching my batterylife on my phone drain away whilst kepping tabs on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# after work
you should pop over to Lincoln's Inn Fields and examine the pigeon remains.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I'm very tempted
cos I could do with throwing up right now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)