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# anyone else got it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Lol :DDDD
(herman:D, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# haha
on that note, Facebook just suggested I become friends with Melinda Messenger. It's a Swindon thing I think
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# probably is, in a roundabout way
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hehe
from some long forgotten compo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I'm sure there was one of these in Hemel Hempstead too.
Is it still there?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Hemel Hempstead, why yes
it has existed as a settlement since the 8th century and was granted its town charter by King Henry VIII in 1539
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# *repeated forehead desk interface*
Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha pedantry of the finest kind
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# hehe
although they tried to blow it up a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# haha
there is and in Colchester and I've driven on them all - not intentionally - I'm not this guy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Shopped photos only....
...oh wait, that gag doesn't work here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# maybe it will ask you to be friends with Andy Partridge, then
that would be cool
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# his tits aren't as nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I'd vote for that.
XTC ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Can't say
I have...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Oh yes. I've got it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Very much sir!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Yaaay, I was waiting for you to post
Now my return to b3ta is worthwhile.

That's...delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# hello missy
how's you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I'm awesome thanks Mr Toast
Nearly a graduate, how exciting.

How's you? Good to see you're still drawing. As if you'd ever stop.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I'm ok, keeping busy
the usual
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Itchy itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# ha ha he's contemplating something!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha \o/
you ever decide to put out a book of these?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# ^this
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# There is a folder on my desktop with about 70% of a Reflected Loaf book in it...
I just can't find the time to pull the strings together and finish it :(
Edit: I feel bad enough that people keep emailing me wanting cards made available, I keep promising I will eventually, but no action on that either....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Well...
1) Quit your job
2) Loads of time: finish book
3) ...
4) Profit and millions!

:)



Edit: That, or send the folder through to me. I'll do all the work in exchange for 20% of said profits. No, maybe 30%. And a pint of good bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ha ha Cheers for the offer, :)
Tempted, but I know my control-freakery would mean I just couldn't leave you alone. It's summat I'll have to brace myself and clear a block of time to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Pah!
I was looking forward to that pint of beer! :(

If another year goes by I'll pester you again, and my position will only be that much stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I admire your persistence
But if do ever want a beer, get your ass to Lincolnshire some time and I will galdly stand you a few pints of Batemans. (local brew)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Batemans is excellent stuff
Be warned, when I next find myself in Lincolnshire I'm hunting you out so that I can claim beer, bitch about Reflected Loaf and jealous at you for your job.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Cool Gaz, me if you ever get over this way
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I'm not called Gaz
But yes, I will. Since I currently live in Norway I can't say when this will be, but *something* will surely take me to Lincolnshire in the next year or so.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# well I have NOW
and i'm still trying to work out if you goatse'd that artwork you did for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# not deliberately or that I can see! which frame?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# 3rd - the gaping maw of furry doom
I'm actually hoping you did as its genius! I'll send you a finished copy when the whole thing is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I think you'll find thats just his mouth :D
you've clearly seen too much goatse in your lifetime, I recommend a pint of mind bleach each night before bed for a fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I know, its a worrying sign
zummerzet coider will have to do
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Fridays are always extra hectic and full of shit for me.
In the park at lunchtime, I watched a crow grab and, very slowly, kill a pigeon and then eat its innards. At one point it wondered off with the head in its beak before coming back for more innards. All the other pigeons just stood about no more than 3 feet away.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# That's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# there were two women also watching
who were torn as to whether to try and save the pigeon, thinking it was dead and then it'd flap around and they'd want to save it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Superb
I am genuinely upset I did not witness this
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I was entranced and would have stopped the women interferring if they'd tried
"It's nature," I would have said, " It's not our place to interfere." I'd have continued.

I didn't know crows killed things, but it was so easy for this one it must do it all the time, it literally just leant over and grabbed a pigeon by the neck. And the wondering off with the head bit demonstrated what a showman that crow is.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I'd have given it a standing ovation
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# much like me at Morrisons at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# 0_o
*not helped by the fact I first read what you wrote as COW! I thought fuggin ell, how hungry was that Cow to eat a pigeon!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Udderly famished
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# That would have been better

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# cor....
I spent my luchtime in the pub, awkwardly making small talk with two guys from the postroom, and watching my batterylife on my phone drain away whilst kepping tabs on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# after work
you should pop over to Lincoln's Inn Fields and examine the pigeon remains.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I'm very tempted
cos I could do with throwing up right now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I am engorged!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# it was bound to happen sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha
That's the exact way I scratch my winky.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# yep. 2 hours to beer o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# 42 minutes
and fucking counting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# ^^ this so hard
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# you lucky sod
you pub opens at 4!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaand I'M OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# My winky feels a tingle
I guess that is Friday
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# that'll be the cystitis again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# It's only Friday when you remind yourself of impending bowel and pelvic diseases.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I'm so excited,
and I just can't hide it
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# haha Penii!


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)