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# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Jesus Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# If it wasn't your b3taday,
I would punch you very hard in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I'm using the WiL defence
b3ta.com/board/10012654
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Although legally you are correct
I wouldn't let it stop you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Ooof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# oh my good lordy.........O_o
there isn't a spanging pan big enough....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# For that you get one of these. I'm sorry, but there you are.
but there you are.

But because you are on fire you can also have one of these:


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# double whammy! Ta
My potential enjoyment of Dr Who on saturday was completely ruined by two so-called frinds who kept talking to each other, and then asking what was going on. Like:

"he doesn't seem too bothered about the fact his hand been blown off"
"Well, he's about to shoot himself... and he's a robot"
"He's a robot? I missed that"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Friends are the worst!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I refuse to watch
anything in company who will not be as engrossed as I will be these days. One of my daughters is a complete culture snob and sneers at even the mention of the good Doctor so I tape the show when she's around to watch later.

Have another highlight:

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# It's like my brother's ex who I recommended Half Life to
She somehow paid no attention to the story and didn't realise near the end of the game she was now on a alien planet
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Happy b3taday matey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Is it the upstairs passageway?
If so, remember to turn on the landing lights.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Gah!
You're only making it worse!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)