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# Anyone here work for the bbc? I've got a script for a two parter for the next series of Doctor Who
and its truly fucking ace (I shit you not)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# *Believes*
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Haha. Should sent that to the
Campaign for Real Daleks.

Never mind how they get upstairs, how's that new bloody 'Fiat Skaro' thing meant to get through a doorway?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Cor, that's rather lovely....
that's rather lovely....:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# he's not lovely, he's anything but
and he doesn't have a choice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Is it called a Darleg?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# No but ive applied for a job working on Dr Who...
Fingers crossed :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I applied for a job wanking on Dr Who.
But he's really just not my type, and I didn't pass the interview stage.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# You should have gone for the assistant role..
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Its' too late now. :(
My wanking over assistants is more of a voluntary position, really.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# They're called Dalek Troopers
Resurrection of the Daleks, 5th Doctor.

tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Dalek_Trooper

Would be interesting to see a return of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Daleks have had several assistants/mercenaries over the years, Ogren being another
this is something different based on other characters.
The Dalek Slave tag is deliberately missleading ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Fans might draw comparisons though
Mind you, the Daleks have time travel now... maybe they could timescoop all their old non-Dalek cohorts...

So, do we get to know about your script?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I'm happy for comparisons
it means it feels like part of the Doctor Who universe

and not until I've submitted it and then only if they say "this is shit, fuck off"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I want to see "Doctor Who vs. the Cheeseoids"
They're a mutation of the Adipose that grow from full-fat milk and lurk on cheeseboards and in fridges before savaging their victims and stealing their dairy products.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Also, Robomen from
Dalek Invasion Earth:2150AD, starring Bernard Cribbins in a PVC outfit.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# there's nothing sexier than that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# There really isn't.
Oddly enough, Cribbins had a minor recurring role in a series of gay (very)softcore "Leather Johnny" porno movies made in the early sixties, just before he got his big break (they were "Quota Quickies", subsidised by the 1927 Film Act). He wore a similar outfit in those.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# really?
I'm not sure whether to believe you :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# It's true!
The gay was mostly implied (Heavily at times, but still), and Cribs was mainly comedy relief (He rolled his eyes a lot.), but a mans got to earn a living.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# *glees*
WIll there be fraggles?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Fraggles
Thaaaah-saaan's of 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
#
*clicked like a ginger stepchild*

what implements do you use to create these toast?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# biro and paint shop pro X
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I hate you*
(how do you get the colour to look so much like paint?)

*for hate read admire in a non-sexual way
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# because for the last 5 years Paint Shop Pro has had a sort of painty tool
much like Adobe have magically just invented and are charging people over £500 for compared to PSP's £20
Or like Painter has had for 10 years.

Fuck you Adobe and your shitty pricing for old technology
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Very bioshock
would you kindly...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# you and 3 million 8 year olds
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# It has to be better than Saturday's effort.
And your picture is most lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Badders?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha....a bit of stop-frame with this would be awesome:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# The new daleks look like somekind of car advert
all coming out in shiny new colours - I want rhetro daleks these new ones don't look at all scarey!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# iPod surely?
.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Fantastic stuff
Tip top toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)