(Ysolab abl blap,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:48,
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I'm using a canoe to surf the web
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:18,
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I'm using a dragnet to web the surf
Evening all :-) Everyone hanging low n lazy?
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:24,
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lazy, yes
but only low until i adjust my chair
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:30,
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Sounds almost perfect :-)
I need to get very, very rich and have a Lazyboy made with a flipdown laptop table. Or keyboard space for the 5000" superhddoublemegasharpplasmalcd on the wall.
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:37,
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i need to get very, very rich
so i can hire naked, oiled, muscly young men to sit on and use as a computer desk....
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:42,
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Bit too lazy actually
think I'll to bed and read a book now
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:30,
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A book, you say?
How retro! ;-)
Nighty night
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:34,
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so, you didn't make it?
what a shame. *fires burners*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:18,
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(rosaliciousi fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:20,
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beef are by far the best monster munch
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:22,
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yer i made that the biggest piece of the pie
i think flaming hot should be smaller looking at it now though
(rosaliciousi fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:23,
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pickled onion should have a smaller slice
as they're vile and they stink
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:24,
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my ex banned me from eating pickled onion crips for three fucking years.
then i dumped him.
(rosaliciousi fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:25,
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my ex tried to ban me from eating onions
so i slapped him across the head ;)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:28,
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i hope it dislodged a tooth or his wig or something, people that ban shit should be banned
(rosaliciousi fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:30,
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it just made him sulk
which meant i didn't have to have sex with him that night. a good outcome all round, i feel.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:31,
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haha i like your thinking
AND a night off from shaving your minge. double result.
(rosaliciousi fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:35,
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true
immac is not an option
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:42,
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Have you ever made the Ultimate Monster Munch
by biting off the toes on a beefy one and sticking flaming hot and pickled onion toes on instead?
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:26,
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hoshit... no!
but i have made the ultimatestarburst by rolling them all into a massive fucking ball and eating it off my finger
(rosaliciousi fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:28,
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that is something i have done myself
shouldn't have put the whole thing in my mouth, i dribbled like a spaz
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:29,
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Oh...my...word...
I think we both just learned about something very cool :-D
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:38,
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Is a bird in the hand better than one in Kate's Bush....
FIGHT!
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:46,
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