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[challenge entry] Relegation blues

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(fer fer fer fer fer fer, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# is there a guide explaining this post?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# It's football
B3tans don't understand "sports".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I understand football, I could even explain the off-side rule, but this is beyond my comprehension
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
#
www.italymag.co.uk/forums/sports/3259-offside-rule-explained-women.html#post27498
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha that's inspired :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SPORTING CONTEST SIR!

I SHALL START!

PAWN TO KINGS BISHOP 4 (or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Ah, the Knifey-Spoony Offside Trick!
*draws Chance card*
Mr Bun, the Baker, in the Study with the candlestick!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# *rolls double six*
YATZHEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# damn
you sunk my battleship :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# All seater
vs. single grandstand? terraces? Something like that I reckon.
(RowdsterDelux, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# What the fuck?
Hahaha you're as bad as the OP!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# *assumes look of total bafflement*
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# High quality RIS right there
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# It looks like
the sides have been relegated to the bottom of the square.
(manifold, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# If that's correct, (and it probably is) then this whole thread is the most tragic episode in the history of the universe
and I think I'm just going to have to end it all now.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# but they are not sides
they are edges
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# They are sides as seen edge on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# nice lateral thinking that man
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Soccerball lols
Where millionairre girlymen cry about losing a game, and chavs fight each other because of the colour of their shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# you've been on wikipedia again haven't you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# well, if you will watch Chelski
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# WHUT?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I know football
but even I don't have a clue whats going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# ^
I agree with my fellow phantom
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# RISing hard with this one....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Well that clears that up, thanks.
thanks.:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# THE LINES
THE LINES ARE THE KEY!!

but how!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Tell us oh wise one!
TELL US!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Okay, are you sitting comfortably?
are you sitting comfortably?The first football is surrounded by lines this signifies 'safety'. The ball is feeling fine as it knows nobody will kick it.

However in the second half of the frame the ball is unprotected. Oh dear. You see the lines are under the ball and that's really bad in football.

Ignore the "start of season/end of season" bit as it's a red herring.

That's football explained anything else you don't understand?


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Honest to fucking Christ, I wish I'd never been born!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# when does the kissing start?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# As soon as you pay up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# 5, 10, 30, 50, 70, 1.70, 1.72, 1.73, 17.8, 1.80, 1.90, 1.92
there, that's all I have.
*puckers*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# *kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I want my money back
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# .........
.
.
.
.
some of them, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# When Gary Neville gets here....
...the only man who makes Dean Gaffney look attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# You've got to goal the ball first. I thought I'd explained all that in my post above.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I wasn't paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Is there a cock missing?
This is b3ta after all.....
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# *does a roll call*
several
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# DID SOMEONE CALL ME?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# HaHaHa
But.....You've also relegated the top side





/Clicks for rissing factor
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# the sides of the square have been relegated to the bottom of the picture.
obviously.

also, hello b3ta. It's been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hullo, you.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hey jpg
what have i missed?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# that makes sense, but it still makes no sense. *ponders the dichotomy*
hullo DB
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# everything makes sense but doesn't
even dichtomies and especially so.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Oooooh hello!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# haithair
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Too much thinking for a Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Yeah.
brain hurts now. soon be time for beer.
(fer fer fer fer fer fer, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)