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[challenge entry] Fingers crossed this week, otherwise...


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From the General election: Photoshop Tories challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 5 May 2010, 0:55, archived)
# they'd better not
me and the NHS have unfinished business
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 0:58, archived)
# of course.
how's the species-change surgery going?
Did the DNA-splicing go OK?
Have you finally settled on the precise species?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Oak
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:09, archived)
# i'm thinking spider
with a touch of eagle, possibly with added gills
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:09, archived)
# non-mammal?
Some voters might expect you to go private.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:12, archived)
# mammals are yesterday
arachnids are tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:16, archived)
# I, for one welcome
our arachnid overlords.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 5 May 2010, 4:28, archived)
# ..WITH TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:14, archived)
# of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
# it need hardly be said
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I want to draw this, but I wouldn't know where to start :/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:17, archived)
# with the tits, of course.
then post it like six times in the fucking dayshift
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:21, archived)
# An oval,
8 straight lines, a beak, a few lines like this ))) on either side of the head end of the oval, two wings, and two semicircles attached to the oval with a dot on each.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
# And that's why they call me The PaintMaster


I added bee parts because, well, bees.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:28, archived)
# you've certainly given me something to think about
with those bee parts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Everything is improved with the addition of bee
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Beautiful.
And they said it couldn't be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:33, archived)
# KNEETITS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:44, archived)
# they didn't start off as kneetits
but gravity changes many things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:48, archived)
# I'm still fond of a spider re-design that involves a) bones and b) lungs.
With just these changes, I'm sure we could reach spiders the size of horses. Or maybe elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:24, archived)
# spiders that size
could lead to the creation of off-the-peg parachutes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Truth is stranger than fiction
I used to work for a biotech company making spider silk materials from proteins extracted from the milk of transgenic goats, with just those sorts of intended applications.

(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 5 May 2010, 3:18, archived)
# yikes!
not much information out there but it appears they're treading water and trying to find other things to do with BioSteel..

the goats, however, are supposedly alive and well
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 5:48, archived)
# Imagine the size of the webs!
Hang on, what would they catch???
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:33, archived)
# *dramatic pause*...
US!!

(oh wait, we can't fly, can we. Oh well, back to the drawing board)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:37, archived)
# We'd have to breed massive flies to feed them with.
Then massive birds to eat the massive spiders.
Then massive cats to catch the massive birds.
Then massive dogs to catch the massive cats.
...
Basically it'll end with having to create a massive old woman who will, perhaps, die.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Economies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Choose caracal!
Choose caracal!
Choose caracal!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:09, archived)
# i dislike cats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:12, archived)
# ignore that link
a Caracal is a sort of ostrich

Wikipedia vandalism gets worse every day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:13, archived)
# i'm not fond of birds, either
bad experience with a budgie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:14, archived)
# I still have a mark on my hand from where our budgie bit me.
The 6 massive beaked finches I moved 10 minutes earlier just wiggled a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:17, archived)
# 6-beaked finches? I don't believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Hahaha, look at you there, deliberately misunderstanding to further your comedic agenda.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I feel it is necessary in order to challenge our preconceived attitudes to the communication space
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:24, archived)
#
Are they arranged on the face like a lamprey, or is it an all-round-the-head adornment, so that they look like Torx bits from above?

Either way, they sound nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
# my budgie attack
resulted in me having to have most of my hair cut off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Quite a good title for your debut LP.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:46, archived)
# OH NOW YOU ARE JUST BEING PROVOCATIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:14, archived)
# *provokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:16, archived)
# that's quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:18, archived)
# now I want chocolate fingers and butter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Just like Marlon Brando in Last Tango In Paris.
Y'dirty sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:41, archived)
# why aren't you drawing a dragon?
it's my b3taday in 2 days!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:23, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:25, archived)
# This looks like a photo from the play "Cats On A Fucking Fence".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I would definitely see this play, and I AM NOT A FAN OF THE THEATRE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Your stuff's great - I'm voting for Mu..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:20, archived)
# your cats are AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:21, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 0:59, archived)
#
Is that Bridgend County Council's new logo?
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:01, archived)
# UK plc's new logo unless people get off their arses and prevent it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Last of the Turbo Interceptors..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Kinder Gentler Bennett does not approve
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:07, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-tRErs5UcI
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Forgot about this one...
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:00, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!
sorry, had a mermaidman moment there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I used to hate school milk anyway
But it's the principle of it. Evil, stonehearted old cow.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:20, archived)
# i liked school milk
got it for a whole 6 months before she took it away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:23, archived)
# absolutely
after it was sat on the classroom step in the sunshine for two hours it was manky as hell. I still don't drink milk on its own any more.....
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 5 May 2010, 7:44, archived)
# Ditto
On cereal: fine
In tea/coffee: fine
In a milkshake: fine
From the bottle: ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 5 May 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Boooo hisssss
(to the Tories, not the pic!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Actually...
those leaders debates would've been a lot more entertaining if they'd adopted a pantomime format. Every time the evil, hunchbacked Cameron slunk onto the stage the audience could've shouted "He's behind you" to Clegg. Brown would be the dame, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Oh no they wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:12, archived)
# LOL*
* Yes, I really did laugh out loud
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:16, archived)
# hahaha
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I actually went for an NHS operation on my shoulder today
But because they are so busy it was shifted to a private hospital.

My own room, the same nurse throughout, everything explained to me, very genial, LCD TV, electrically adjustable bed, view of Clifton Downs through the window. They even had a big range of nice food to choose from.

All for free, I'm still in shock.
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:20, archived)
# BUT THEYVE GOT YOUR PASSPORT
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:23, archived)
# they did that with me
but the hospital was in hull. i had to travel there from liverpool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 1:29, archived)