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# yeah
so i got me net back at home now so i can post this. sorry nowt intresting just a shameless selfish post

edit: was made by me i just lack anything at work to make thumbnails (mmmmmm NT4)
(subliminal_knickers, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)
# fred jack!
Today I am wearing a suit. Im being let out of the office to go and meet clients.

I have to be well behaved, and have promised that at no point will I tell the truth about what can go wrong with our gubbins.

I must also refrain from using the words "twatmangle" and "cockramp".

Wish me luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Good Luck....
....can you say chuffnuts?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)
# how about
fannyflaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)
# or
fannybatter and wifecrust
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:34, archived)
# wifecrust?
eeeuuurgrghh!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:35, archived)
# all fantastic words,
but unfortunately not conducive to winning the hearts and minds (wallets) of our clients.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)
# G'luck
just pretend you're in marketing & lie through your teeth...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)
# I will be with the sales and marketing people,
hence the need to be prudent with the truth.

I have also been told categorically, that if one of our sales staff tells a lie, or promises something that isnt technically possible, I must not point it out.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:35, archived)
# You are Dilbert
and I claim my 5 poonds.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:37, archived)
# I can live with being dilbert.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Oh yes
that reminds me of the day I lost my last job... Imagine, if you will, key clients, software held together with string, me and many pints of Tetley's truth serum all in the same room.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)
# fill me with confidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)
# OK
you are almost certainly more tactful than me. You haven't already decided that the job sucks. Lying to clients is good practice for when it really counts, so think of this as an infidelity training course.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)
# more tactful. Wouldnt bet on it.
Infidelity training is a good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)
# cor
men in suits....


:) good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)
# unfortunately all my suits are Nehru(?) collars,
matched with collarless dress shirts.

I look like a vicar who's just come out of a long night at Spearmint Rhino.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)
# haha
you crazy 90's throwback:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)
# couldn't
lend one of your suits to munkt0n could you....

/would dissapear off to the loos if I was a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)
# If he's a medium
I can get suits in our sample sales for about £20 (RRP £450)?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)
# what about if you're not
a Clairvoyant?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:03, archived)
# That's why I hate
sample sales - nothing ever fits me!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Me neither
46" chest not gonna go into a medium
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)
# I don't know
what size he is but I know he won't sniff at a suit for £20
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)
# I'll m3ss3ng3r you next time there's a sample sale
If you're a 10 / 12 we have womenswear sales as well..

I think your nearest store to Norwich is factory outlet in Kings Lynn
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)
# no
we have a shop in norwich but I'm a larger size 16...
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Shameless plug
Suits here
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)
# site
sorry working now
:(

I like Jaeger clothes got anything for ladies?

mmmmm
[246273V060] and [276241V060]
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)
#
Yep
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)
# ok
I want
[755130V001] [733110V001] [663170V001]

if you could get them in a 16

oh I wish you could....
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Mammary dandruff is always a good one.
It's what you get the day after a pearl necklace.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)
# crispy tits surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Always refer
to your colleagues back at the office as a bunch of useless cuntbadgers, this honesty will endear yourself to your clients - which will be useful when you have to scratch around for a new job.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Looks like Jadeviper
on drugs...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)