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# Right, own up
which one of you was this:
'I placed my mobile phone in my microwave oven, closed the door and then called it from a landline'
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)
# its all to do with the length of your



*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)
# *waves* back
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)
# To your
good health, and boomshanka
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)
# the phrase;
'too much time on their hands' springs to mind. The New Scientist 'Last Word' is the funniest thing ever. *fact*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Damn
u edited quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)
# It was the russian spelling...
...for hands! ;0p
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)
# morning!
while we're on newscientist:

"A GROUP in the US has launched a petition in support of the teaching of evolution in schools, after creationism found a foothold in the curriculum. In honour of Stephen Jay Gould, the evolutionary biologist who died last year, all the signatories are called Steve. Or Stephanie, or Stefan, or Esteban... To be eligible, you also need a degree. "Project Steve" has so far collected 225 signatures. Email evans at ncseweb.org to add your name (if it's Steve)."

i know there's at least one here, anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Buenas días
Evolution? That's the devil's work if you ask me.

"Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith."
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)
# ciao bella!
don't believe a word of it myself, everyone knows the world's only 4000 years old
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Goede morgen, schat
12,000 according to the fundamentalist Christians

www.homestead.com/emarie2112/hicks.html
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)
# It is true
If you add up all the people since adam and eve in bible reports....roughly 12,000 years.

(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)
# lucky the whole things a work of non fiction biography
otherwise they'd be thought of as extremely stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Personally I don't believe that evolution is how it works
but I also don't think the earth is 4000 years old.

Evolution is just the best theory we've come up with so far. So it'll have to do..:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)
# I prefer
the prankster God theory.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)
# don't believe in evolution?
Interesting, any theories of your owm?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)
# "Dude...
I think God put you here to test my faith"

/Big Billy Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I'm a Steve
I think Ijon is too.
It's very hard to keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)
# i knew you were
i'd forgotten him to be honest and apologetic. now, do you believe in dinosaurs?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Well I've never seen one...
And I'm well up for signing something you have to be called "Steve" to do :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:59, archived)
# i feel quite left out
i wonder how much it costs to change my name?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)
# So not only
are you ignoring me, you've managed to forget me too?




Bastard, won't buy him a drink next week, thinks he can treat me like some billy no-mark, well I'll show him, I'll show all of them. They've made a terrible mistake and incurred my wrath - I'll just let them stew for a bit before unleashing my revenge on the world, grrr.... mumble....grumble...mutter....
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)
# my humblest appy-polly-ogies
to be honest, i can barely remember my own name most days...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)