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# Best of all the German appetites.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I had a super healthy lunch
wholemeal pitta bread, low-fat cottage cheese, lettuce, tomato and mackeralm and a full pot of Onken bio yoghurt

I feel sick and smell of fish now

I need cakes and tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# And you deserve to.
You should have had a super, manly lunch of fish n' chips washed down with tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# b-b-b-but I was reading a lifestyle magazine at the doctor's surgery earlier
and I was easily influenced by the pictures of healthy people talking about GIs and anti-oxidents and things!

DAMN IT! THEY DID IT TO ME AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Next you'll be wanting to get ripped in 4 weeks and give up smoking.
Silly boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I managed the giving up smoking over 10 years ago
that was easy - that only cost me all my friends and a marriage

*puts away ab-cruncher*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Im qutting atm...
..im on this medication that makes you just not want them.

Its proving to be a damn waste of perfectly nice fags.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# a chronic hangover was what got me to eventually quit
I'd tried the patches before

SHEER FUCKING WILL POWER in the end. It's hard work though, but you get there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I quit for five years...
..but the new missus is Belgian and smokes like a Scottish salmon curer..
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Agree.
Hmmm, where's the nearest chippy?
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Castle road.
Every town has a castle road and there's a pretty good chance it has a fish and chip shop.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# nearest Castle Road to me is 20 miles away!
and it has a party-hire shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Just discovered my castle road chippy is now an estate agents.
What is this?! Affordable housing? I can't eat affordable housing! goddamnit
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# You could if you were Godzilla.
They just changed their target demographic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Godzilla doesn't eat buildings,
he eats Chewits you moron! MNGGGGGGGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# My mistake.
So who would eat a deep fried affordable house?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# The Scottish?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# A Scottish Bulldozer?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# If it's deep fried,
The Scottish would eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Things were fine before he turned up.
Now its Godzilla this, Godzilla that.
Damnit Mothra, what am I paying you for?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# You're wrong!
Where I live we have a Court Road and a Court Yard but no Castle road.

We do however have an Eltham Palace Road. That is probably because we also have an Eltham Palace.

Eltham Palace Road does not contain any Fish and Chip shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Freak occurrence.
Every other town has one. 100%.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# My town doesn't have a Castle Road.
It does have a Castleford Road though. It does have a chip shop. Several chinese places and a vet too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I'm begining to doubt this theory Keyboard Weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# The theory is airtight.
Except for "-ford" and Redsushi who probably lives in a place that hates castles for some reason.

AIRTIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Well no,
we are just more discerning here and don't like these common castles. We are more than happy with out Luxury Palace!

Fucking plebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# All the chip shops were on Church street in the town I was born in.
That town did have a Castle Road but it contained neither a chip shop or a castle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I am starting to think that Keyboard Weasel
is a bit of a mongtard and isn't really a social geographer at all :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# You shame me, sir.
Now I take my leave.
*smokebombs*
*waits for bus*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# And good bloody riddance!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# erm... that's a phonebox
not a bus stop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Oh
Then if you'll excuse me, I have to make toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# -don doesn't work either
did you read this on he back of a cereal box or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Fish&Chip Propaganda Weekly
Apparently battered fish makes you smarter, more attractive and impervious to lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# How's the petition going to get breaded fish banned under the Geneva Convention?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Not well.
I keep getting roughed up and dumped in alleys by Scottish fishermen.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# yeh but to be fair
you are asking them for bummings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I had a super unhealthy lunch of Ham,
2 fried Eggs and Beans on Toast. The toast was made with brown bread though, so I'll probably be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# I made um german cake once
It looks dirty, but by god did it taste good.

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# It seems a Large rabbit has shat on your cake.
Sorry fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# haha
They are actually poo-effect cherries. And I'm no fella, so I tell the boys :p
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Why hello there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Arf!
Proper lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# We've all seen 'The Crying Game'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Turin 1990?
Yeah, was pretty tragic for Gazza.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# His more recent work is admittedly a lot more upbeat.
Domestic violence, getting sectioned, crying and threatening to commit suicide in hotel foyers...You know, glamourous showbiz stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Tits or GTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# OK!!!
*rips off top*

HEY BOYS!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Put 'em away fatty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# OI!! I'M NOT FAT!! I'M JUST BIG BONED!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# here are some
slightly NSFW
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Is that you?
If so, you can stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# yes, I have to posterize myself these days
Anything more than monochrome in the morning is hideous.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Aw, they're bigger than mine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I say.
o_


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# So you are.
I enjoyed your "accidental hooker" story, even though it's a bit scary and I'm very glad you got away with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Why thanks
I aim to please! In all respects.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Oh. God.
Want. Cake. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I love the addition of the Rolo's and chocolate footballs.
You know... just in case it wasn't chocolatey enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I wanted to bury a quadruple choc muffin in the middle
but the cocoa plantation people wouldn't let me :(
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:49, archived)