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[challenge entry] Gordon declared his eye-surgery a big success :)

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(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 20 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# We're a really shit country, aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# We're not great
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
# The Seperated Kingdom of Little Britain and Northern Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# That's the iggy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I cant wait
to see the olympics kick off in a half finished stadium. The hurdles event will be jumping over piles of bricks, and tea swilling builders.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# It will be finished
because they'll pay ridiculous overtime to make sure it does.
Like they did with the Jubilee Line extension for 2000 (to go to the dome). I heard they were on 10x overtime for the last month.
It will go about another £500 million over budget, and then the Tories will have an excuse that "it's all Labour's fault" when there's no money for schools and hospitals
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# There's no money for schools and hospitals
because Labour has spent it on off-balance-sheet PFI deals for...schools and hospitals

I bet the Tories will do exactly the same, although there seems to be some debate as to whether PFI was their idea, or...er...Mussolini's
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# And scorched earth debts
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7127819.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Question is :
How do we get a share of that cash?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# by proposing some new folly that represents the new multi-cultural, urban, digital britain..or something
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Become a Polish citizen?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# 1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
4. PROFIT!

There - I've done all the hard work, you iron out the details and we'll split it 50/50
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# You've stolen that from George Osborne
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Or, just as Labour got the flack for the Dome, which the Tories had started
The coapishon may get the blame for the olympics.

They'll certainly take the credit if it goes well.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# That always pissed me off about the dome
If Labour had scrapped it, there would have outrage at the money that had already been spent!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# and of course everything we do is shit
because everyone has decided it will be from before it's even started.

The main thing wrong with this country is the negative, defeatist attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# We're better than the French
it says here



in the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# why?
All Olympic mascots are shit, should ours be any different?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# ours should be shit *and* very expensive
and easily blameable on someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# is it just me that thinks the blue one looks like he's wet himself?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# haha
they look like fucking sanitary towels!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Bodyform for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Why do they always play those fucking ads just as I am taking a mouthful of food!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# it's this new targeted advertising
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Just to make you think about the devils treacle as you are eating
yum
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Which we all know
get covered in blue, *biology learnt from TV adverts of the 80s*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# haha, i won't see them any other way now
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# ^ this
I expect this to be shopped IMMEDIATELY!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Foil-wrapped for freshness.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:41, archived)