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# whats mr ben doing these days?
(Captain Black, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# *win*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# That
Is bloody fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Grand! Apparently the creator made Mr. Benn's address 52 Festive road his next door neighbours house so that THEY'D get all the pillocks knocking on the door . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# haha
great idea. a bit like gluing a pound coin to the pavement and sitting nearby. :D
(Captain Black, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Or giving your mate's mobile number when you leave the munter's house in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# take any enemy
place an ad in the local paper for "ps3 for £20"

add enemys mobile number.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
my brother-in-law is one of these chaps, and wants me to join his lodge!

*funny hand shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# *offers cock*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# *sharpens ceremonial axe*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# *prepares The Devices*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# *fetches paddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# i couldnt eat another thing, thanks
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I was very surprised when I was approached.
given my overt socialist views at the time and my complete abhorrence of religion. ( a belief in either a god or a guiding supreme being was kinda required )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# this is the thing with me
my Brother-In-Law isn't aware of my heathen ways
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Good old James Anderson and his unfounded, bigoted prejudices
"A Mason is obliged, by his Tenure, to obey the moral Law; and if he rightly understands the Art, he will never be a stupid Atheist, nor an irregular Libertine."

Quite what he's got against Pete Doherty is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# haha
who wants to be a stupid atheist anyway. I'm happy being an annoying one.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I like the idea of belonging to a secretive organisation
but don't they do charity work as well? Sod that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# it's not the rotary club
or the round table. Fuck those fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# we aren't secretive, not in the slightest
It's not a secret society, it's a society with certain secrets,
pretty much operating in the same way as a golf club, say - but not with the funky plus-fours
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I didn't say it was a secret organisation
I said "secretive", as in there are secrets. Which there are.

Now get back to your secret organisation and do some secret stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# The world won't run itself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# what are the benefits of membership?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I've made some cracking friends
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# the dances
are always a good piss-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# ah yes, that too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# 2 grand a year!
fuck that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# 2 grand?
/surely can't be to join a lodge?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# apparently so
not sure if it's lodge fees or mandatory charity donation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# blimey, we're nowhere near that
average lodge subs here are £100 annually, and a regular min. monthly donation of around £5 via DD or equivalent. There is also the collections at meetings etc and raffles, certainly no more than £25 per month on average for everything (in basic craft masonry), exc. the after-meeting meals and drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Jeebus!
no wonder my dad said "thanks but no thanks"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I've been asked
but I turned them down because pretending to be religious in order to hang out with the sort of people who made Jim Davidson their Grand Poobah sounds like the equivalent of being cornered by an old relative at a family gathering and having to nod and smile while they regale you with their racist views
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# where on earth did you get the idea that Jim Davidson was any kind of 'grand poobah'
he really hasn't been any sort of poobah, grand or not.
Maybe master of his own lodge one year, but he's certainly not any national grand rank,
and he subsequently resigned from his masonic lodge after upsetting many others with his routine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# He was on the cover of Freemasonry Today
Which is hardly a sign that they're ashamed of the xenophobic bigot: www.freemasonrytoday.com/public/index-10.php

For a later issue:
"Jim Davidson’s masonic interests are now extensive. Apart from the Chelsea Lodge, he is the Immediate Past Master of the City of Westminster Lodge, founding Master of the British Forces Foundation Lodge, soon to become a Preceptor in Knights Templar and is a member of other Orders including, the Red Cross of Constantine and the Royal Order of Scotland."

[edit] he may have resigned from the Chelsea Lodge but the other stuff still stands
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# 'they're' ashamed.. etc etc. which 'they' would that be?
would that be me, as a mason?
he may be a (and I don't like the guy myself) xenophobic bigot, but you seem to be assuming he was allowed to be a mason because he was xenophobic and bigoted, which really is quite ridiculous.
he was on the cover in 1999, he resigned in 2002, and even if he is a member of the various side degrees etc. so what? He was pulled up by Grand Lodge for his off-colour routine in due process, he resigned.
Just because you don't like Davidson, (as I don't) don't assume that one facet of his life (masonry) is representative of all masons and their beliefs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:46, archived)
# haha.
What's The Great Architect doing in the devil's basement?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# sacrificing a virgin
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Yeah.
Trust you to waste her. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# she's falling on my 'sword'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Having a big crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Brilliant
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I'm loving this :)
/although we have nowt to do with the Devil, just to clarify
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# how do I cook a kohlrabi?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# carefully
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I am wary of its appendages
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha!
perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:54, archived)