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# It's about time we had an early gayshift, so have this magnificent feast I'm currently en(joy/dur)ing
There

Find some nomnoms and take a photo of them! Bonus points* for things that just don't look quite right.

* value of bonus points is limited and won't be counted anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:38, archived)
# damn!
i'd love to join in but i'm totally cameraless.

is that mayo?

EDIT: oh fuck yes, Die Hard is on.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# potatosalad
it's like, mayo for bastards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# ooo, i like tater salad.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Put pickles in that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# PICKLES!
pickles of what ilk sir

of WHAT ILK?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Listen to this, strange as it sounds, and give it a try.
Then get down on your fucking knees and thank my culinary madness.
MUSTARD, something acidic and not too sweet, dijon kind of thing, mixed in with the mayo.
And yes PICKLES, straight-up sour dill normally, cut up into little cubes and mixed right in with the salad. You're aiming to probably get one little piece in every bite, no more than that.
Ooh baby.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# MUSTAD?
are you clazy!

I'd rather eat one of my own haemorrages!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:14, archived)
# i had some extra hot mustard on a sausage sanbo not too long back.
it was fucking minging, had me gagging and coughing and burnt my synesis, but cleared them slightly.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:14, archived)
# You'd better not be bothering those pickles.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your hotdog?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# It's all I gots . . . chake it babeez !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# WHEEL MEAT AGAIN
DON'T KNOW WHERE OR WHEN

BUT WHEEL MEAT

AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
# You'll know me when you meat me #
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:11, archived)
# He will be known by the deeds of his coiled meat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:16, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# *forks*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# that best be the chilli version of that manmeat in a plastic wrapper in tin foil meat product
or at very least the garlic one!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# it's from mattesons
so it probably contains various processed bits of illegal brazilian immigrants pretending to be portuguese
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Discomeat's Food Falcon
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:59, archived)
# PROCESSED MEAT OF THE MILLENIUM!
edit: that's fucking beautiful man

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:59, archived)
# cheers mate
nyom nyom
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Haha
meaty
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:05, archived)
# fuck me!
Some people have ALL of the hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 29 May 2010, 1:22, archived)