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# GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*HULK ASPOLODES*

That bloody programme, fillum, woman, media phenomenon and all who sail in it need to be bombed to death and beyond with more prejudice than a Nazi at a Bar Mitzvah! Arrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# let it out Vaggy. Let it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# NO!
It is my precious. I will not let it go anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Last time he did that he got a police caution and told to put his pants back on
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I still love you.
I will always love you.

Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Sounds like you're talking to a particularly grippy vagina
that won't relinquish you're flaccid member
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I may be a cunt but I'm not a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Never watched an episode
I assume it's about 3 prossies and their mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# dunno
but I think they talk about peepees a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# they all love the cock
they're not getting enough cock
they get cock

they talk about cock round a cafe table

season 1-6
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# you have just copied and pasted this from IMDB
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# That's pretty much how Brian from Family Guy described it
"3 hookers and their mom"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# The one episode I watched
The ugly one goes to a baby shower, and the expectant mum makes them all take their shoes off at the door. She's is upset because someone stole her $500 shoes so she makes the expectant mum pay for them. Then she realises that she is a good person after all so she throws a party for herself and makes all her friends come and buy her presents.

I think there's a moral in that story for all of us.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# is it to buy more ammunition?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# "take off and nuke the site from orbit"
it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# 0_o
wtf?
never watched it myself....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# did she replace the shoes??
what happened to the shoes???
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# after the struggling expectant mum paid her the $500 she bought some new ones
and then she threw herself a party so people could bring her her even more shoes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# what the fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# my (female) housemate made me watch it once
that's what happened
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Oh, I think I've half-watched an episode or two too on the same premise
But, that plot. What the fuck?

I can't remember what the episode I saw was about, but I do remember there were also shoes involved. And doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# it's apparently the definition of modern feminism
where women's liberation, rather than consisting of being equal to men, consists of being a retarded, drunk slapper, obsessed with shoes and fucking men who are far richer and far more powerful than they could ever be. For some reason, this leads to them being seen by their fans as some sort of role models. Women! Know your place! It's going shopping, drinking cosmopolitans and giving up the pussy to whichever guy has a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# some girls at work appeared in the local paper at the local premier of the film
they were drinking Cosmopolitans.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# before getting buttfucked by some fat fund managers, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# this is highly likely in some cases
and certain in at least one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# we all get butt fucked by a fat fund manager at some stage.
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I love your way of describing things
must be your positive attitude :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I'm positive.
I'm just full of hate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I really must look out my old "smash SJP in the face with a hammer" flash game
it was great fun
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# they should have named it 'Vacous Slutz'
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# *places wooden spoon in mouth and bites down hard to prevent pedantry explosion*
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# the Z is for coolness
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# *wooden spoon snaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# grammaz for squares grandad!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# DAMN THOSE O-LEVELS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I think you mean
"O those levels!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# *remembers when exams were REAL exams*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# *remembers when they were examinations*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *remembers the word 'Matriculation'*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# *remembers corporal punishment*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)