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# No I don't know why I bothered either


I was going to make them all Shreks, to authenticate the pluralisation, but then I felt only SJP deserved it, but to be honest, the the sauce she looks OK, but then it's probably had more photoshopping done to it than you see on this site in a week.

I really, really need a shag
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*HULK ASPOLODES*

That bloody programme, fillum, woman, media phenomenon and all who sail in it need to be bombed to death and beyond with more prejudice than a Nazi at a Bar Mitzvah! Arrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# let it out Vaggy. Let it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# NO!
It is my precious. I will not let it go anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Last time he did that he got a police caution and told to put his pants back on
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I still love you.
I will always love you.

Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Sounds like you're talking to a particularly grippy vagina
that won't relinquish you're flaccid member
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I may be a cunt but I'm not a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Never watched an episode
I assume it's about 3 prossies and their mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# dunno
but I think they talk about peepees a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# they all love the cock
they're not getting enough cock
they get cock

they talk about cock round a cafe table

season 1-6
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# you have just copied and pasted this from IMDB
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# That's pretty much how Brian from Family Guy described it
"3 hookers and their mom"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# The one episode I watched
The ugly one goes to a baby shower, and the expectant mum makes them all take their shoes off at the door. She's is upset because someone stole her $500 shoes so she makes the expectant mum pay for them. Then she realises that she is a good person after all so she throws a party for herself and makes all her friends come and buy her presents.

I think there's a moral in that story for all of us.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# is it to buy more ammunition?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# "take off and nuke the site from orbit"
it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# 0_o
wtf?
never watched it myself....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# did she replace the shoes??
what happened to the shoes???
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# after the struggling expectant mum paid her the $500 she bought some new ones
and then she threw herself a party so people could bring her her even more shoes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# what the fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# my (female) housemate made me watch it once
that's what happened
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Oh, I think I've half-watched an episode or two too on the same premise
But, that plot. What the fuck?

I can't remember what the episode I saw was about, but I do remember there were also shoes involved. And doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# it's apparently the definition of modern feminism
where women's liberation, rather than consisting of being equal to men, consists of being a retarded, drunk slapper, obsessed with shoes and fucking men who are far richer and far more powerful than they could ever be. For some reason, this leads to them being seen by their fans as some sort of role models. Women! Know your place! It's going shopping, drinking cosmopolitans and giving up the pussy to whichever guy has a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# some girls at work appeared in the local paper at the local premier of the film
they were drinking Cosmopolitans.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# before getting buttfucked by some fat fund managers, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# this is highly likely in some cases
and certain in at least one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# we all get butt fucked by a fat fund manager at some stage.
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I love your way of describing things
must be your positive attitude :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I'm positive.
I'm just full of hate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I really must look out my old "smash SJP in the face with a hammer" flash game
it was great fun
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# they should have named it 'Vacous Slutz'
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# *places wooden spoon in mouth and bites down hard to prevent pedantry explosion*
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# the Z is for coolness
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# *wooden spoon snaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# grammaz for squares grandad!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# DAMN THOSE O-LEVELS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I think you mean
"O those levels!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# *remembers when exams were REAL exams*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# *remembers when they were examinations*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *remembers the word 'Matriculation'*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# *remembers corporal punishment*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
you poor man. I also have a similar predicament, however, I've not quite reached the stage of thinking sarah jessica parker is alright, with or without shopping. She looks like a demonstration of the liquify filter and has a face like a transvestite version of Ally Macbeal following a chemical fire.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# haha
whatever happened to Ally McBeal. Perhaps she is just so thin now that she has slipped into another dimension
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Indiana Jones snapped her like the twig she is
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# haha
like the wishbone from a battery hen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I suspect she relocated to
Omicron Persei 8
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Her campaign against roadside drainage and cattle grids ended in tragedy as she crossed the street one day and was never seen again
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# hehe
she forgot to tie the safety plank on that day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# hehe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# "OK, but then it's probably had more photoshopping done to it than you see on this site in a week."
even with all that said, I'm going to have to pull you up on that amount of understatement.
I think Avatar used less CGI.
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# hahahaha
Apparently Pixar have been commissioned to make Sex And The City 3
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# and to render Intel is going need all the sand in the world to make CPUs
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
the lights of the world will dim when they run that program!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# the brains of the world will rot when it is watched.
(waxdart hello., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# sorry, I have to reply again, I just looked at the source you provided.
SHE LOOKS OK?

Fucking hell. She looks like John Terry and Rio Ferdinand went into Jeff Goldblum's transporter together.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Yeah, I just checked the sauce pic...
...the horror...the horror...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# It's alright
I've just used the Private Browsing feature and I feel better now

also - best I could do with my time* available


*skills
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# She's got a proper bent face
and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Bent face???
....yes, I've remembered who she reminds me of - Peter Beardsley !
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# haha oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Awww.
Give her an apple and a couple of carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# UGH
Is EVERY sodding company plugging that sodding film? I would rather dig my own eyeball out with a spoon and eat it wtih marzipan than waste a second of my life in the same cinema as that film.

And I really HATE marzipan.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I agree with some of this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# So do I.
Maybe we could help each other out? I mean, it makes sense, doesn't it? That wouldn't be weird at all, surely? People must do that kind of thing all the time, right?

Edit: I'm not sure where I'd put it, though...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# hmm
OK. Best bring some gaffer tape though, oh and your safety word is 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Ah, just like it was in cub scouts.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# you put the lid back on those memories RIGHT NOW Y'HEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I like that and think you should do them all, f'nar.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)