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Possibly not all that educational but worth a shot.

From the Educational Posters For Doctors challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# pffft
EUTHANASIA: It's like abortion, but for your grandparents.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# YOUTH IN ASIA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I have considered, but I think I'll stick with acupuncture for the moment
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Needs more compulsory
When it's time to go, we will let you know

sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
#
And possibly something along the lines of not being a burden to society...and Dr House. Dammit.

Well, plenty time to learn, thank you for input =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# You listen too much to other people.
Do what the fuck you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Don't listen to him!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Listen to me!
Do what Mu says
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:14, archived)
#
Past 1am, too tired to argue: yessirmam nosirmam is much easier.

That said - yessir.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)
# draw a picture of a dinosaur
in all dayglow colours!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:39, archived)
# It's about time they made it legal.
Why should animals have all the fun?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Have you come up with anything yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# No, I have been extremely busy.
Apart from monday to wednesday when I was surfing.

I bet you did this on purpose. This whole agreeing to draw whatever I said was a clever ploy to throw me. Just knowing that I had such awesome power at my disposal has rendered me unable to wield it.

Also I'm too drunk to come up with ideas now, leave me alone.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)
# consider the lily
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# It's a bit like a frog
The fleur-de-lis is a lily but it looks like a frog and in A Display of Heraldry (1610) it says the ancient heraldic device of the kings of France was three toads erect, saltant.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# yes, but lilies can't jump
or eat flies
or have tasty legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I heard that frogs don't have tasty legs these days either
since they import them all frozen from Thailand instead of catching them fresh in the nice French mud that gives them their flavour. Thailand has inferior mud or something.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# lobsters from thailand
lack taste, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Well there you are you see.
That's my considered opinion of lilies.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# that they're better than imported thai frogs?
you know, i'm inclined to agree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
#

Frog+lily in there, it does add a certain something

What's that consider the lily thing?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# it's from the life of brian
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:14, archived)
#
Thank you
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# you're thanking me?
ah, i see you haven't been warned about me yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)
#
Google came up with something out of the bible, never read that translation.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:24, archived)
# at least monty python
had the decency to tell you they were making it up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)
# I'm worried about what you got against lilies!
Oh, give the flowers a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# he's having a go at the birds now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Look, there was this man, and he had two servants.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:59, archived)
# what were they called?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Ummm... I don't know, I lost the website I was pasting from....
OK, they were called Julian and Mu.
They were lovers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:08, archived)
# ._.
Just what are you implying?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Hey, I just said he was called Mu, I didn't say he was you Mu.
Mu's a very common name, I'm sure there are lots of men out there with it.

My name however, is rather rare. Which leads me to believe that whoever decided to write reams of gay slash-fic about a central character who bears my exact name and then posted it all over the internet was either someone I've pissed off or a gay guy who fancies me. The latter being much more likely.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# you're so vain
you prob'ly think this gay slash-fic is about you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)
# i knew it!
that explains all the rainbow dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Don't encourage him.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i don't think he needs any encouragement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Yet you're doing it anyway :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# i'm a bad girl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# AaaaaAAAAaaah...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjrn4dXE2yI ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# can't get youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Try using another web-browser
Google chrome works well - www.google.com/chrome

Download & install; enjoy youtube!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# i can't
i'm running with zero add-ons, it's the only way this crappy computer will work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:12, archived)
# What, are you just hanging around in the off chance someone has computer trouble
so you can recommend that to them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
that was easy peasy to understand
(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
# k
www.b3ta.com/search/posts?q=consider+the+lily
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)
# pfff
at least i'm not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# i dont see a problem with it
so many other aspects of our lives are made easier through science

edit: or you can go out like this www.pjstar.com/news/x644095939/Woman-hit-by-truck-allegedly-bored-wanted-to-see-what-would-happen fuck yeah!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# what a stupid cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# "worth a shot"
That's worth a spang at least :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# is that your "dead" face
or your "constipated" face?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# a bit of both
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
# there's a bubble in that syringe...
could cause a fatal heart attack
:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# dude!
OH YES, The CIA used to inject air through the ear drum of people to kill them in their sleep, this was the best way to kill your objective, and it was hard every noticed in an autopsy..

/urban legend
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# It's kill or cu--
oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)