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[challenge entry] bindun?....

the NHS loves bum....

From the Educational Posters For Doctors challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Do doctors tend to lube for prostate exams?
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# you would hope so.
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Just some spit

(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# actually
when did spit become sexy? it seems to turn up in a lot of pr0n these days.

according to my nan
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Dominance is sexy
and spitting on someone is demeaning, so to spit on someone and have them go 'OooOoOoohh yeeeh baby *rubs nipples*' shows your dominance over them, because everyone knows women are just there for abusing and sexing.

According to my nan...
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Yes, when it's available.
I had one budget-conscious GP tell me to use hand soap from the wall dispenser when I was a student.

Why, are you thinking of having one done?
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Well, if it gets me some action...
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# There is very little you can feel with two fingers that you can't feel with one.
I fear you may have been finger-raped
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# TJ: Is the BBC site borked for anyone else today?
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# nope
I get bbc homepage, news and iplayer just fine.
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Hm.
News stories seem to be very messed up for me.
Oh well. I'm sure it'll fix itself.
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Camerooooon!!
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# But I have four fingers!
And my prostate passed all it's exams.
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Dr Dre always amused me with his moniker
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# oooh doctor
(, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)