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# He's on fucking fire!!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/10256092.stm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Not a bright spark.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Well, for about 30 seconds,
the brightest he'd ever get!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Darwinism
My neighbour stuck a (wooden handled) fork through an underground 11KV cable. Melted the tines right off.

He had to sit down for a while after that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Shit, I'm going to bed now before my eyes implode.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:58, archived)
# "We have had a number of these types of burglaries recently and we want emphasise that the intruders are putting themselves in highly dangerous situations where death could result from dishonesty."
no they shouldn't, they should let the fuckers fry

bash.org/?4753
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)
# YAY!
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:02, archived)
# also
bash.org/?212775
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:06, archived)
# on that note....
bash.org/?147182
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:21, archived)
# I've spent far too much time reading that site in the past
bash.org/?334762 is one of my faves
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)
# ha ha,
My mind's movie theatre had no trouble portraying that for me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:50, archived)
# hehe
night night

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Shocking.
Just found this, not sure what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:38, archived)
# I appreciate the amount of detail you put in to the cameltoe
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:43, archived)
# That's not his vagina
it's his balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:12, archived)
# I'm guessing from your statement
you've never been serially bully-rammed by a fat-fannied 70s elvis ladyboy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:31, archived)
# "bully-rammed"
Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 6:31, archived)
# It's a tiny bit tight on me, if that's what you're implying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:29, archived)
# I'm shocked!
It appears that Extreme Elvis is no longer. I found this on Nude Elvis's Wiki page-

"(eXtreme Elvis) was permanently shut down years ago by the FBI and Homeland Security for copy write infringement and other heinous crimes... Aside from a few online interviews, a story in Gigs From Hell[9] and fading memories of the fascinating biography from his old site, nothing remains but a small handful of unforgettable performances which remain seared into my brain. Extreme Elvis burst on the about scene eight years ago, leaving a trail of carnage, urine stained blue suede shoes, feces soaked mikes and broken hearts."
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:44, archived)
# My kinda guy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Shit, there's all kinds of good stuff to be had from that reference
www.sleazegrinder.com/Gigsfromhell.htm

Youtube has a bunch of these bands.

For ex.-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrV-mBLv17Q
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 3:00, archived)
# and then there's divine intervention*
www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/3787149/Girlfriend-hit-by-lightning-before-proposal
original story: www.citizen-times.com/article/20100607/NEWS01/100607035

* actually just fucking stupid, shouldn't have been out in that weather..
"When other people would see the rain and turn around, I go looking for sunshine and grab it when I find it."
dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 5:22, archived)
# proof that god has a bitching sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 6:02, archived)
# hallelujah!
christianblogs.christianet.com/1124202561.htm
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 6:27, archived)
# I approve
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:26, archived)