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# Would you like to see my etchings?

No, I didn't really think so.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(Haigwan Buckets of cream, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# It's a cat.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:11, archived)
# So it's a metaphor?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# It's got feet a bit like a metaphor
but it was supposed to be a cat.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Metapaws?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Feet like a metaphor...
hold on, isn't that a simile?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Yeah, a smilie cat.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Ok I heard about those.
The Cheshire cat had a similie on his face, I seem to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Most a-mewsing
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# furrreal
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)
# SNARNS
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# again?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
#
#snarns
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Why _Felix, what are you trying to --
Oh. Nice etchings.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Radiohead?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# I like your etchings
Do you use them to tempt sexual conquests to your lair?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# That's the plan.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Smoother than Nigel Havers
and Terry Thomas in a vat of moisturiser.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# WATE
is that one bottom right printed on toilet paper?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Yes, bit of 2-ply
I think that one came out best.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# they're out of pocket because of it you know.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# but not Mrs.Freebases
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Those would be Fraubases. Unlike this.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# *throws bleach at screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Hey, at least I covered the naughty bits.
though one could make the case that it's all naughty bits there...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# ^This!!
Up with Freebase! Down with Jonesy!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# JONESY CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!
i sense a lord of the rings style battle between them
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# I know i am drunk /start sentance
but your pictures show a bladder being stuck into a snarn this is wrong.
your wrong.
your wrong.
I will click because i know its wrong to sticlk a bladder into a snarn
and wrong is right in this land of phill collins with the oscolots running wild.
ohh in the air tonight.
and bladders making shoom to the flapjacks with the booblahfright.
mooncunts are blamblarrrlamanana jugaflaaahhh you gamfraisie.
blah blah budwieser free chixen for the frompmiester amaguisy alafreigo amequi dooblerdosier.
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)
# your a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# monominimanimals
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# cockbadger
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:32, archived)
# moonfox
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
# flapjacket
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)
# cuntsniper
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Evening, Jamnog.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:46, archived)
# ello darlin :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)
# oh crap i wrecked the chevron
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Never mind.
There will be more chevrons.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:06, archived)
# ahhhahhhah good snarns
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:32, archived)
# I wasnt aiming at you Rapitinui I was aiming at me
I love you as only drunk can you lovely and im terrible
I think i might wee in a beer glass and drink it :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
# no really don't do that.
 
as a matter of fact you should probably STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I keep saying that to myself
but Ive had such fun being such a bad person; i cant stop
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:08, archived)
# chevron wreckage is no longer my problem
edit : did wee in a glass poured it away tho :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)
# moonfox
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 5:53, archived)