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# best of british fan (ny)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# subo isn't english
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# that's why they had to subtitle her on Oprah!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# that's the ignorant americans for you
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# ^^ this
when we were over there once my dad had a massive row with the hotel receptionist.

(in perfect queen's english) "Excuse me, could you please tell me when the next shuttle bus arrives?"

"What?!"

"could you please tell me when the next shuttle bus arrives?"

"WHAT?! Sir, I can't understand the language you're speaking in"

"ITS F******* ENGLISH!"
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Dont say please. That always throws them.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# /would
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Sausage bingo.
A sizzling game of chance
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I'm always surprised to see Flemmish tv subtitled in the Netherlands, and vice versa.

I believe sometimes the idea about it is to emphasise the fact that they're different, even though everyone understands each other perfectly.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I'm always surprised to see Flemish or Dutch TV
it means I have woken up in The Netherlands or Flemland again
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# That happens to the best of us, Griffy

(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# hehe!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# that scouse bird with the tits
is she just utterly unfortunate or a bit mental?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# "if carlsburg did sports bras..."
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# fuckinell
I bet hers are made by Balfour Beatty.

edit: My mistake - it was William Tamm
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# *resists urge to google cow bras*
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# nah it's OK
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# but suddenly I like baseball
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# baseball? if anything that picture reaffirms my fondness for tits
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# mmm
Japanese tits
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# a little from column "a", and a little from column "b"
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:00, archived)
# hehe
I wish there was a website which told you exactly who all the unfortunates are who end up getting splashed around the web as memes
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# IMDb: Internet Meme Database?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# that's what we need!
there is this, but it's not quite what I need mean
knowyourmeme.com/
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# I bet the middle one has a fair old 'gunt' on her.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)