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# Yarrrr

I needs te be finding my tablet pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
silly sailor, you will never make a crew with those seamen!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Yarrr
They weren't sure about building that clinic. But a wise man told them, "Build it and they will come."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they yarhhh!
Whats a pirates favourite type of film?
the RRRRR rated movies
Whats the difference between a pirate and a chicken?
to get to the other side!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Don't you mean
"To get the the ARRRR-ver side?" :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
# oh yeah!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# AARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH


I was not allowed on the ride at Gullivers :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# do do double vision do do do (sung along to chuckle vision)
what the fudge nuggets does that say?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Only children under 12 metres may use this attraction
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# so what is that tiny little dot between the 1 and the two mean then?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# there wasn't one I think it was a bit of crap on the back of my phone
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# damned
scatphones!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# o2 xda zest = shit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# damn
O2 and their zesty shiteness!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# damn them to hull
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:17, archived)
# bee bop bee bop shabba da
oh wrong type of scat...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# that's
the £45/month tariff...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
# with unlimited scat porn and 50 free minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:17, archived)
# I must have been wanking too much
...they said it would happen:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# ^ That has just fucked my brain up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
# DO NOT ATTACH MAINS VOLTAGES TO ATTRACTION
DO NOT SMEAR ATTRACTION IN SYRUP OR ANY OTHER FOODSTUFFS BUT ESPECIALLY SYRUP
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO IMPERSONATE ATTRACTION
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STEAL ATTRACTION OR PARTS THEREOF
DO NOT LICK ATTRACTION
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)