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# that would
be great if that were true.
What fun!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Hide and seek
for towns :)
"hey everyone the queen's coming to visit next week, everyone hide!" :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# It would be much funnier
if you waited till she went into the factory or primary school or whatever she was visiting.
Then run away and hide.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# The mayor
would still want to meet her but wouldn't be able to refuse playing the game. So she'd have to meet him whilst he was hiding in the wheelie bin.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)
# my better half worked in a hospital when Princess Di came to visit
and they had to hide the REALLY ill people from her. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)
# it would be fantastic.
that's the coolest thing I've heard all day
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)
# this is the coolest thing I've heard all day
b3ta.com/board/1009682
I lead a dull life...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# yay for bovine.
A fun game to play with kids is to call all of them Keith.
Particularly narky little kids. It confuses them on end
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Nutcase
I might try that
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)
# You should, it works a treat
Boy: (unintellgible)
Me: That's great, Keith
Boy: I'm not Keith
Me: Whatever you say Keith
Boy: I'M NOT KEITH!
Me: Sure, Keith. Your friend Keith over there agrees with me.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)
# noooooooo
that's so mean! Poor little boy.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Right where's her next royal vist to?

/off to check out the palace website
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# it'd be ace
you'd have your own personal ghost town. i hope mine is somewhere warm and sunny
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Like
Huddersfield.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# oooh, you can't buy glamour like that
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# hey
some of us are still there...

no matter how many times you leave it sucks you back
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# *claps hands over ears*
LALALALALALALA i'm not listening! if i don't hear that it's not going to happen! LALALALALA
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# I`m thinking...
of Blazing Saddles - where they build that fake town to out-fox Hedley Lamarr et al. If we all chip in a few quid WE could do that... elect a mayor, invite the Queen and Bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)