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# It can't be true...
...But it is!

(PCheese, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:19, archived)
# errr....
hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)
# it's
biting social commentary at it's best
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)
# that's what I
thought.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Don't worry...
...it's not racist, it's just really true. Trust me, drive through Bradford!
(PCheese, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)
# it is racist
as is your above comment
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)
#
saying there are a lot of black or Asian people in Bradford isn't racist is it?

Doesn't make it funny or insightful or even true...?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I one had a history teacher called Mr Bradford
His opening line was "My name's Mr Bradford and guess what, I'm not from Bradford".

That wasn't funny or insughtful, but at least it was true.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:32, archived)
# My French teacher was called Mrs Welsh
**FACT**
she taught German as well.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# my french teacher was called
mrs taplin. she was french. she taught us the words to joe le taxi in our second year.

that's not interesting, it may be insightful, it's certainly true and it dates me archeologically
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)
# My French teacher was called Mrs. Farnham
and she was John "You're the Voice" Farnham's cousin.
As if we needed an excuse to hate her more.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# pish posh
that's fantastic! second hand celebrity is always a good thing!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)
# And
my English teacher was called Mr French.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I had
a Biology Teacher called Mr Bradford... he also was not from Bradford... he think he came from Roberttown... (his first name was in fact Robert)
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Hmmm
"The ethnic minority population in Bradford district accounts for approximately 18% (87,150) of the District's total population"
-Bradford City Council

The other 82% must hide when they see you, its all a big game of hide & seek
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)
# that would
be great if that were true.
What fun!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Hide and seek
for towns :)
"hey everyone the queen's coming to visit next week, everyone hide!" :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# It would be much funnier
if you waited till she went into the factory or primary school or whatever she was visiting.
Then run away and hide.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# The mayor
would still want to meet her but wouldn't be able to refuse playing the game. So she'd have to meet him whilst he was hiding in the wheelie bin.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)
# my better half worked in a hospital when Princess Di came to visit
and they had to hide the REALLY ill people from her. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)
# it would be fantastic.
that's the coolest thing I've heard all day
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:38, archived)
# this is the coolest thing I've heard all day
b3ta.com/board/1009682
I lead a dull life...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# yay for bovine.
A fun game to play with kids is to call all of them Keith.
Particularly narky little kids. It confuses them on end
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Nutcase
I might try that
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)
# You should, it works a treat
Boy: (unintellgible)
Me: That's great, Keith
Boy: I'm not Keith
Me: Whatever you say Keith
Boy: I'M NOT KEITH!
Me: Sure, Keith. Your friend Keith over there agrees with me.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)
# noooooooo
that's so mean! Poor little boy.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Right where's her next royal vist to?

/off to check out the palace website
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# it'd be ace
you'd have your own personal ghost town. i hope mine is somewhere warm and sunny
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Like
Huddersfield.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:31, archived)
# oooh, you can't buy glamour like that
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# hey
some of us are still there...

no matter how many times you leave it sucks you back
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# *claps hands over ears*
LALALALALALALA i'm not listening! if i don't hear that it's not going to happen! LALALALALA
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# I`m thinking...
of Blazing Saddles - where they build that fake town to out-fox Hedley Lamarr et al. If we all chip in a few quid WE could do that... elect a mayor, invite the Queen and Bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)
# You must be driving very
fast so that everyone blurrs into the same colour, then.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:30, archived)
# that's great isn't it
we've spent the whole of last week doing nazi jokes, but... ;)

is the newsletter out? i need something to cheer me up
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:28, archived)
# no, it isn't
You OK?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# he's a northener
it's not his fault.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# watch it taffy
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)
# oy!
leave the welsh alone!:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# why should we?
they won't leave us alone
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# shut up
sheepshagger!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# probably best you don't ask!
yeah, fine ta. two fires put out, two more to go. rassenfrassenfridayafternoonpaininthearses

[edit] i can't believe i just said: "two fires put out, two more to go" what a cunt. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:35, archived)
# chin up
and all that
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# i'm going home in 20 minutes
whatever happens. so fuck the lot of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)
# that'll
be a bit tricky to do in 20 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:44, archived)
# you'd be surprised what i can do when i put my mind to it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# well
they'd better appreciate it!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Maybe it was
Sally and Johnny
(Mr Striding, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)
# that site
is great.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:22, archived)
# that site is too silly
for words. Hahaha
(sndmn, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Um...
am I wrong or is that a bit racist?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:24, archived)
# just a tad
but hey fascists have feelings too. I should know. I kicked one in the nuts once.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Perhaps the person who said that
is very partially sighted.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)
# very partially?


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:29, archived)
# yes very partially
A scale of partailly sightedness

quite partially sighted
partially sighted
very partially sighted
very partial to wine gums
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Surely that'd be:
quite partially sighted
partially partially sighted
very partially sighted
very partial to wine gums
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# they've already said they're not a racialist
so it must be alright
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:39, archived)
# But but.....
... but, I'm really not. At least, I don't consider myself to be. I just thought it was a witty and insightful social commentary. Plus I thought it'd give people stuff to talk about. That's why I spent so long photoshopping the image and devoted a huge portion of my life to it.
(PCheese, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)