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# Yes, I am an utter child...
...but I did have to ROFL when I opened my Yahoo! front page and saw this:



(theJazzMonkey is enjoying your internet history, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Suffers Gay shock to defeat Bolt
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Gay Bolt suffers defeat shock to.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Gay to shock Bolt, defeat suffers.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Shock defeat suffers gay to bolt.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Gay shock to defeat Bolt (suffers).
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Bolt to Gay suffers defeat shock.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:25, archived)
# To defeat Bolt, Gay suffers shock.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# To Gay, Bolt suffers shock defeat.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:27, archived)
# World record holder Usain Bolt has been beaten by Tyson Gay in his first 100 metres defeat in over two years.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# No, you bender (of rules)...
You're doing it wrong.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Gay bender shoots Bolt over his feet rules shock.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Bisexual frog in total Nutsack knees-up win.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I can't see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Ah, but can you see what he didn't do?
Subtlety is key, you see.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Less is more
applies also to laydees :)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Depends...
Are we talking quantity or... *quantity*?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Definitely *quantity*
"I like wimmin big and small, just as long as there are NO clothes at all" (c) Alfred, Lord Tennyson.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# 5 messages in 2 years! Impressive lurkage sir :(
and then you go and post an unshopped pic... *FAIL*
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Hi Doug.
I'm in the UK from 15th of September. All causal hookups gratefully accepted.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I like
soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5901
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Pffft!
I like zebras
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Haaa!
Best headline ever!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Britney Spears
or so goes her reputation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Holiday murder: man arrested
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! PRICELESS!!!!!

Or is it yet another Tyson Gay related headline? That one isn't even funny! :( Surely nothing could beat...?

www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

Also you've started a main board thread with an unshopped picture. Booooooo!!! :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Now that's more like it 8>)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# *snigger*
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)
# hi you're an utter fucknut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# On a similar note
I do enjoy it when Superbikes bloke, Casey Stoner, wins races. The BBC will invariably put up something along the lines of: 'Stoner wins Italian GP'.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Hi Doug
Is this what you were getting at?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I'LL FUCK YOUR EYES WITH A DOGSHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ONE OF THE OLD-FASHIONED WHITE ONES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)