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Bigger, better, mingier
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# i wish i'd bought shares in that mindbleach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# It's never too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# i'm in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I'm out
of stock. It was very popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# i have no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# my home brew version works
except you might lose some toes. And a few days. And your family.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# thinking of selling eye gougers
especially for this. Would that compete with the mind bleach market?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:38, archived)
# when it comes to mind bleaching
the belt and braces approach is probably best
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
# indeed
six pints of suicider, please
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I think eye gougers are a considered purchace
whereas mind bleach is an essential consumable, and for those reasons, I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# oh
but the profit margins would be larger. Like on The Apprentice, you've only got to sell a few of the high-status items to win.

*High Status Eye Gouger*
for the discerning-yet-disgusted onlooker
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# What about the tooling costs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:05, archived)
# nah, we can just gold-plate a toothpick in China
or summat.

I may be in/out, shakeitallabout
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Oh, very, very subtle...
...and very *clicked* sir!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *tries to un-pause*
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Oh hello
I saw your better half this lunchtime

He was postering for the boat party
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)
# ahahahahaha
compo winnah
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Not entered as disnae fit
As Duncan said to Deborah
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] seams fine to me


EDIT: click!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Bit harsh
just cos it made you come in your pants
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I'm all spent from that one down there.
I'll crack one out to that later when I can get enough blood in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# oh good god!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# * Waits for it to animate

* Feels my little story was wasted?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Great story
where's the fucking newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# yeah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# my eyes!
gouging them out does nothing!

saw knocked up the other day and was taken aback when it showed the crowning babys head.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# that film taught me the word "crowning"
I use it whenever I need a poo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:22, archived)
# WTF...
Mentally scarred now. Thanks for that!
(ed-z, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Khan looks a bit pale.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Ahhhh...
....perhaps the image might have been manipulated in some manner.
(ed-z, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Sorry, I was still cracking one out to the lovely Deborah.
Hmm, is that possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Wider!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# you'd get sucked in

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Ha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)