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[challenge entry] The bane of my youth


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(chutneyweasel, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# *gets small screwdriver*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Haha!
I used one on my c64 and the fecking screw came out!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# been there :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:39, archived)
# adjust that azimuth baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I remember doing that with my Amstrad
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
#


Click for bigger (386 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
# hehehe


(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# oh, get you and your cartridge drive
mister fancy pance made of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Jokes on him
they were worse than the audio cassettes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Nicely :D
Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Now do "R-Type loading error".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# OI!
that was in fact a ZX Spectrum font - but it didn't survive a resize.

*grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Well if that's a loading error,
Why are the coloured bars still going?

Huh? Answer me that, Mr so-called-person-on-the-internet.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha
yes, those 'five minutes' loading seemed like hours
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# :D
...and these days the 20 seconds my 360 takes to upload the GOTY content from he hard drive seems an eternity.

EDIT 'scuse me while I spam another retro effort from Friday
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Pffft
When I was a lad the tone and volume had to be perfect for the ZX81 AND it was all fields around here etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# speccy post wins :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Pick up the sword.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Arf!
Amen-Warrior (PSN ID)

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# just added to memo on phone
will add later :)

Me btw is JecciusC :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:53, archived)
#
type in kill sam and sam would beat you to death, cue another 20 mins of tape playing to restart the game.
(furey, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# .
You didn't have to reload it after every death. What are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# needs more Nails down a chalk board loading noise
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.uk, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# If Terminator was a better shot.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Actually the code on the screen in Terminator
is 6502 code for the Apple II. </Factoid>
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:21, archived)
# My Speccy is still going strong.
I'll be gutted when it dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Meh.
Just buy a Commodore 64 and you'll realise all the things you missed out on.
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# When it dies just replace it with an Android emulator
I also had Commode 64 owning friends at school. They were wierd (but not as wierd as the folk with Acorns).
(Dr GUID, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# this is all of the WOO!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Win win win
Hahahahahahahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
# I was Chuckie Egg king
Obsessed I was
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is being chased by farting gnomes 🤻🤻🤻🤻, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Did you get to level 30?
Or level 30000? Did it ever end?
(Dr GUID, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Hurr hurr hurr
I had a wobbly ram pack on my ZX81
(Grimly Fiendish no longer wears a coat that's black and long, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Chuckie egg on a +3?
Sacriledge!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Or anything on a +3 (or even a +2)
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 0:13, archived)