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[challenge entry] The bane of my youth


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(chutneyweasel, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:31, archived)
# *gets small screwdriver*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Haha!
I used one on my c64 and the fecking screw came out!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# been there :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:39, archived)
# adjust that azimuth baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I remember doing that with my Amstrad
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
#


Click for bigger (386 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
# hehehe


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# oh, get you and your cartridge drive
mister fancy pance made of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Jokes on him
they were worse than the audio cassettes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Nicely :D
Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Now do "R-Type loading error".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# OI!
that was in fact a ZX Spectrum font - but it didn't survive a resize.

*grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Well if that's a loading error,
Why are the coloured bars still going?

Huh? Answer me that, Mr so-called-person-on-the-internet.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha
yes, those 'five minutes' loading seemed like hours
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, archived)
# :D
...and these days the 20 seconds my 360 takes to upload the GOTY content from he hard drive seems an eternity.

EDIT 'scuse me while I spam another retro effort from Friday
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Pffft
When I was a lad the tone and volume had to be perfect for the ZX81 AND it was all fields around here etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# speccy post wins :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Pick up the sword.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Arf!
Amen-Warrior (PSN ID)

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:51, archived)
# just added to memo on phone
will add later :)

Me btw is JecciusC :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:53, archived)
#
type in kill sam and sam would beat you to death, cue another 20 mins of tape playing to restart the game.
(furey, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# .
You didn't have to reload it after every death. What are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# needs more Nails down a chalk board loading noise
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# If Terminator was a better shot.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Actually the code on the screen in Terminator
is 6502 code for the Apple II. </Factoid>
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:21, archived)
# My Speccy is still going strong.
I'll be gutted when it dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Meh.
Just buy a Commodore 64 and you'll realise all the things you missed out on.
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# When it dies just replace it with an Android emulator
I also had Commode 64 owning friends at school. They were wierd (but not as wierd as the folk with Acorns).
(Dr GUID, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# this is all of the WOO!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Win win win
Hahahahahahahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
# I was Chuckie Egg king
Obsessed I was
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Did you get to level 30?
Or level 30000? Did it ever end?
(Dr GUID, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Hurr hurr hurr
I had a wobbly ram pack on my ZX81
(Grimly Fiendish no longer wears a coat that's black and long, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Chuckie egg on a +3?
Sacriledge!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Or anything on a +3 (or even a +2)
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 0:13, archived)