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# [A drawing of a duck](38)101014
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Send me the bill
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
# He's just trying to wing it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# These puns get me down.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# don't get your feathers ruffled, mate
or your crisps
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Everyone is getting into a flap
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:13, archived)
# It is, sadly,
just a dog mask.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# that is fucking quackers
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas un canard.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# That's my kind of duck!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# My mate made the astute observation that the higher you go in the Tate Modern, the more pretentious the artwork becomes.
We got to the top and there was a video loop of a naked young lady covering herself in paint, and then rolling around in feathers. There were several goaty beards in front of this video, hmming and observing the wit of the irony, and I strode up in front of it into the middle of them, put my hands on my hips and declared "Excellent!"

When it looped back 'round I announced "Right! I'm off to the toilet!" and my mate dragged me away as he didn't think my comments were being appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# you should have said:
"hey, I fucked her. That's what she was into as I recall. It was dreadful cleaning the sheets afterwards"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I know that you won't like this,
but I am serious.

I am going to do more of these.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# That's an art threat. Don't make them if you can't back them up
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:48, archived)
# You just wait.
I am already working on tomorrows, which is to be titled

[Engineering](158)101015
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# OK.
How is the above a duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# It is not a duck.
It is [A drawing of a duck](38)101014
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Jesus.
OK - how is it a drawing of a duck? I assume the numerals are just your internal audit trail/filing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# It's not a drawing of a duck,
it's an line drawing in ink of [A drawing of a duck](38)101015

I could explain, but I don't want to yet.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Hmm.
I don't see any other connection between the title and the drawing other than that you deem it so. It doesn't adhere to, stretch or challenge conventional understanding so much as completely ignores it.

Things that do this (of which, I grant, there are many - the Brit art Brat pack - Hirst, Emin et al) cannot be deemed art, and generally is not worthy of interest.

/opinionslol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Mmm, Dada poetry.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Based on this post
I feel it may be fairly safe to ignore your opinion for now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Your Quackers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:44, archived)
#
www.yourallgay.com
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# 2 legs 2 wings and a rest of duck
I like what you've done here
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I knew you'd see sense.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# AHA! If this is a picture of a drawing of a duck (however abstract the drawing) then it is not inter alia a 'shopped picture. Gotcha!
Board Nazis rule OK!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:33, archived)
# The Emperor has no clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)