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# Afternoon all. Something to print out to keep the sprogs amused ...
Who says this site isn't family friendly?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:30, archived)
# sandwichqrape?
is this unwanted sexual attention whilst waiting for your lunch in subway?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# It could mean the fourth person behind the scenes of subway is raping your sandwich.
I thought mine tasted salty the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:41, archived)
# i'm glad i've never eaten at subway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# At least
until the rumours of sandwichgraping are confirmed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:54, archived)
# get a dog and buy it this
www.amazon.co.uk/NEW-DOGS-PURPLE-PIMP-COSTUME/dp/B002RC4KLY/ref=pd_sim_sbs_kh_1
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:49, archived)
# i couldn't put clothes on a dog
i'd have to shoot myself if i did
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:51, archived)
# who said anything about putting it on the dog
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:54, archived)
# *primes detonator*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B001MM6YCS
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Free delivery?
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:11, archived)
# and sadly this also...
www.amazon.co.uk/Let-Loose-Very-Best-Women/dp/B001F6Q37C/ref=pd_sim_b_67
though £6.99 seems a lot to pay for three seconds of content, I am presuming one of the longest running intro and credit sequences
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# They should be dropped into the Amazon.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:09, archived)
# I see Sting in there, 5th row.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# throw something at him then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:40, archived)
# WANKARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:38, archived)
# a tricky one that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:41, archived)
# If you insist ...
*ponders methodology*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# "daddy....what's a blowjob?"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:39, archived)
# "Sorry son, I have forgotten."
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# I like the little Jeremy Beadle
(Truph Tooph, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:40, archived)
# * Searches for "JEREMY BEADLE"
* I found ARSEHOLE, is that the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:46, archived)
# It's Jeremy *Jones*, silly!
and woo to the OP
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:47, archived)
# fictgishes
That board post in your sig is delightful. Everyone should read this and learn some sensitivity
ZOMG DON'T MAKE JOKES ABOUT THINGS THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:56, archived)
# ^this^ :D
Precisely why I put it in my sig. Maiden's creation is brilliant and has nothing to do with ritual/penal beheadings and is in no way insensitive or condones violence.

Sheesh, we're all here to have fun, right?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Looks like some cunts aren't, or have nothing better to do than create troll accounts.
I thought the people on this site were better than that ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I did one of these a while ago...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Why would I want to assist Jonesy?
By the looks of it he could do with exercise, not junk food. He can find it himself, the lazy, careless sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:53, archived)
# A bit harsh that.
Afterall, he suffers from erect phalanges syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
# QARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 17:59, archived)
# I found sqspunk
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Hahahah
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:59, archived)