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# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# leesten to dthe cheeldren of the night
what sweeat musik thuy muyke
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I now want to see Gary Oldman on XFactor singing her songs :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# hahah christ
what an image
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# With William Shatner on backing vocals
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# If you're bad, will Santa bring you a lump of Cole?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I'd still throw it on the fire
just in case it started talking or singing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# 'ones you could hang a wet duffel jacket on'
remains a fave description.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# nipples like dockers thumbs
is one of mine
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Niff Stips!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I love her
and I think she loves me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Restraining orders are just a way of playing hard to get
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# hm, and just when she's given up talking about her private life
so she can neither confirm or deny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# She must have
the most closlely controlled career since Elvis Presley.

I reckon she's a cyborg, and that unfortunate incident with the toilet attendent that nobody talks about anymore, was her Westworld moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# No, she's just cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Chapel hat pegs!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# pfft
Hang on
If she's got a new single out, why are there no tabloid stories about what a shit Ashley Cole is?

Oh, yeah. Now they're divorced her career's going to hit the skids
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# like chapel hat pegs.
Phwooor!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I piss in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)