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[challenge entry] Royal Flush

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(patella, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Is that the royal "wee"?
EDIT: Oooh, candles on my first b3taday!
Have a beeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Oh derp!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 16:39, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Cheers Prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Happy B3taday - May the candles be with you!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 17:28, archived)
# ^Why thank you chap and chappess^
*wipes away a tear
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 17:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Well that is most kind indeed!
*drops trousers, smears "Internet Cayke" on genitals, waits for missus to show unhealthy interest in non-fattening gateau.
This may take a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 17:54, archived)
# It's a good job it's gateaux as 'Death by Chocolate' smearing is illegal in most countries ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 18:01, archived)
# My dentist also recommends this sugar-free goodness
and smears my genitals every time I'm in the chair.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Cakeday!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Cake and beer day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 17:55, archived)
# *toasts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 17:57, archived)
# *drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 18:08, archived)
# hahaha
now I wonder if the shitters really ARE gilded in the Palace
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
# she must have done a right lurgy, if she is having to flush it that many times
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)
# From the looks of it, she shit's with her hat on
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)
# It's bad manners to wear a hat indoors
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Must be the Royal Outhouse then
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 17:54, archived)
# She is
Sinking the Bismark
(patella, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)
# With all her money..... I bet she is feeling a little flush..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 18:46, archived)