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[challenge entry] Expect lots of swearing...

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:52, archived)
# lots of swearing and crappy acting
I still support our allies in the north

not worth it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha
"Death to the West!"
"Oh, you betcha!" *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)
# topical
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Oceania has always been at war with the South
Oceania has never been at war with the North
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:14, archived)
# I RUV U SRAH PARIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I ruv yew tooo ttzzzattrrr
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:11, archived)
# what have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Not much.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:24, archived)
# JAMAICA?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Yes I did.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I'd pay good money to see this
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)
# NNnnnnnng
Too close to reality! The Sherlock Holmes with Downey Jr. for example. Somehow they always manage to shoehorn in a massive explosion. Cos It's not worth showing if shit don't blow up, right?

Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)
# It's because it's EXTREME
(and also because Guy Ritchie has never made a good film)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I liked Lock, Stock...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# well ok that was kind of a laugh
but not a patch on Layercake
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Well, not really, it's not, no.
Unless it's got a shed-load of pr0n in it in place of aforementioned explosions.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Sooo...
*Bruce Willis drives truck up ramp, dives out at the last second*
*truck smashes into helicopter*
*TITS!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# If I were a movie executive
I'd be writing the cheque out right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Nah, you'd claim it as your own idea and sue if I claimed the idea was mine.
Cos no-one OWNS anything from the internet, right?
*COCKSPLOSION!!!*
*edit: Goddamnit, why doesn't (strong) ith chevrons make it bold? Am I not 1337 enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Are you clasping nastursiams about my good name, Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:22, archived)
# COCK ROCKET!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfk-a1JZMbU&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
# against pre-conceived ideas that the Downey/Ritchie version was going to be garbage
it was enjoyable enough hokum and looking forward to Stephen Fry as Mycroft in the sequel.

/all not a patch on Brett's interpretation, but as I said, enjoyable enough hokum :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:14, archived)
# heh nice choice
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:43, archived)
# "produced by Jerry Bruckheimer"
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I can't remember where I saw it, but I read a perfect description of Nicolas Cage's facial expression
"That of a constipated goat"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:48, archived)