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# think you want links -->
bigger penis you say ...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I think he wants a good kicking
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:08, archived)
# HE WANT CHECK RINKS BEFORE POSTING
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Ok, you've added the pic now
We'll let you off with a sound thrashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Shall we burn him with fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:09, archived)
# I've had too much cocodamol today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)
# where's the picture to go with this?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
#
B3ta - the advanced truths

1) Nobody knows exactly where the line is, but you will find out quickly when you have crossed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
# damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# *crosses*
It's ok, I'm with the Crime Lab!
*points at Labrador doggy carrying bag labelled "SWAG"*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Okeydokey
Don't go 'contaminating' the scene now you hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:36, archived)
# It's ok
I'll wear rubber....

....gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:45, archived)
# This...does not exist.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# DON'T TROLL ME!
I think you'll find that there is a perfectly cromulent link for this post (now)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Happy Troll Day!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# don't they look just dandy? ADORABLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Plaid is a good look for him...
...I don't know about that fucker on the end though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:13, archived)
# WE REPRAZENT DA FUCKLEAGUE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# DA FUCKLEAGUE GUILD...DA FUCKLEAGUE GUILD...
(people laughed and laughed)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:14, archived)
# that was not there a minute ago
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10267503
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I'm just trying to work out the logistics of sucking a midget off
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# YOU PICK HIM UP SAME AS TODDLER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:21, archived)
# STOP TROLLING ME
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)
# JEREMY CAN'T HEAR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:32, archived)
# RL LOLS
Sprayed my dinner over the keyboard you sod :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# I hope you picked it out with a cocktail stick
there are starving children in Africa you know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I'm just trying to work out the midget of logically sucking off
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# MERRY FUCKSDAY
I wonder what noo japes Santa Fuck will bring?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Puts down baby...
...picks up bong.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)
# RIPPER MCGOODE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:24, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:12, archived)
# I haven't had a spam trying to flog me viagra for AGES now
not even in my junk folder, so I had assumed they had all been shut down decades ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:08, archived)
# I could send you a few if you're feeling ignored
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Nah, i'm all right mate
i'm presently replying to some Ghanian Prince with all my banking details

Sounds like a lovely guy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I wonder if he is related to the Nigerian princess that is transferring 10% of her money into my bank
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# If the African Royal families are anything like the European ones
then yeah, they should all be related and lacking in genetic diversity.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# 10% is that all you're getting!
Blimey, i'm moving to Hawaii when the ten million clears my account
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# HE MY COUSIN
HE LOOK LIKE ME WITH CURLY HAIR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# I could read to you from my spam folder if you like

"Explosive, intenseOrgasns, 1ncrease Volume ofEjacu1ate, Doctor designed and endorsed PenisPills 76f

Incredib1e gains in length of 3-4 inches to yourPenis, PERMANANTLY

Amazing increase in thickness of yourPenis, up to 30%
BetterEjacu1ation control
Experience Rock-HardErecetions
Explosive, intenseOrgasns
Increase volume ofEjacu1ate
Doctor designed and endorsed"

Hmm sounds legit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# My gods
It sounds like the Holy Grail of virility medication! And without a prescription too? Why hasn't this been reported on more by the world's media?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I'm not enitrely sure why you'd want to produce more spunk mind you
unless you're Rob and you're using it for wallpaper paste or something.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Cheap bechamel sauce
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Or wanting a job making the sauce at McDonald's
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# what do you think goes in the apple pies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Fifteen year old cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:28, archived)
# It'll soon be on wikileaks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Why would I want to make only 30% of my penis thicker?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)
# I got spammed from myself and I never sent it . . . I've been SPOOFED !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# A CDC SALE
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# ALL B& ALL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# GOOWILL GREETINGS FROM UNFEWGO UNFUKU
I BRING HAPPY DELIVERIES FOR US

MANY UNITS HAVE DISCUNT, PLEASE SEND MONIES VIA TRANSFER TO MY FRIEND IN CHICAGO
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# ICE GETS HOT
NO FOOLING
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# WENDY, I WOULD LIKE TO BUY SOME NIKE TRAINERS VERE GOOD PRISE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# He did his fare part !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# this noo style is hep to the jive
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# He loves brie.
I'm just sayin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# that reminds me of someone on facebook i know* in my day life
LIFEBOOK
Art J. Martin ARTMAN SAYS : ENGLISH IS A CRAZY LANGUAGE : THERE IS NO EGG IN EGGPLANT..NO HAM IN HAMBURGER..NEITHER APPLE NOR PINE IN PINEAPPLE..WTF
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1072944773&ref=ts

i love this guy

* i don't really

**i mean i do love this guy, but i've never met him, so i don't actually 'know' him.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:53, archived)
# 4,024 friends?
he can't be wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# All together now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:06, archived)
# you'd think a child of such obvious class and breeding
would drink something other than Foster's
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:07, archived)
# It's the piss of his less fortunate brethren.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Fosters...*yuck*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That is immortal
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Yeh
wankers.

If they get my fave direct-from-China crapvendor taken down I will not be amused. :(
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:45, archived)
# you want links > Listen
translate.google.com/#en|en|you%20want%20links%20you%20want%20links%20you%20want%20links%20you%20want%20links%20hahahahaha
(herman:D, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# herman
you've fucked this up and let everybody down.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:56, archived)
# sadly this
Herman, how are you going to make this up to us?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:01, archived)
# copy and paste the whole thing into your address bar
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:05, archived)
# I did ?
(herman:D, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:42, archived)
# What?
Gin?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:53, archived)
# YOU WANT GIN?
I GOT FOR YOU REAL NICE GIN MADE IN SCOTLAND. WHO'D BELIEVE THAT HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I have 3 types of Scottish Gin here.
2 of your lot (one British and one an export 44% jobby (which I prefer) and some Edinburgh Gin as well.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:31, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT EVERYONE'S SHOUTING ABOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:04, archived)
# YOU HAVE KEEBORD VIRUS?
I CAN R3MOVE THAT FOR YOU. JUST BUY MY LUOIUS VIOTION BAGS COME WITH FREE ANTIE VIRRUS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:06, archived)
# YEH I HAVE BUY OF GR1F
IT VER GOOD QUALTY YES NO FAKE.
I LYKE THE STUF MAN, YES MAN.1
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:07, archived)
# WORK 100% OF TIME 14% OF TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)