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# Damn that's creepy.
They need hair care!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:10, archived)
# For that shine that shines !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Hahaha, from the same source.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Her hot date needs it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:30, archived)
# It's not going well, he needs to serenade her with the sweet music of love.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:38, archived)
# He's a musical genius !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:46, archived)
# DOMFUCKINATION: COMMENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:47, archived)
# His fingers bring pleasure to millions!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I love freebase
best of all the memes.
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# OH, SHE'S DREAMY
 
I'm just sitting here boggling at some of these recipes
pzrservices.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451ccbc69e20134893102c2970c-pi

"With a fork, whip deviled ham with enough cat-sup to give consistency of thick whipped cream..
Combine French dressing with cheese spread: beat with rotary beater till smooth. Serve in separate bowl."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Who says peas are boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:36, archived)
# I've seen loads of these recipes recently. I suspect the aim was to discourage people from eating.
As if the recipes themselves weren't already unappetizing enough, they're presented and photographed in the most unpalatable way possible.
I'm pretty sure it's one of those dead art forms: the unappealing presentation of food.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:42, archived)
# PASS THAT FUCKING SHIT OVER HERE, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:53, archived)
# I've only seen it in 1950s U.S.A. recipes, in old magazines and cookbooks.
 
the bizarre combinations and presentations that appeal to both sophistication and nutrition, combined with poor colour separation in the printing process, make the end results amazingly lurid.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:54, archived)
# AH THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
www.amazon.com/Something-Oven-Reinventing-Dinner-America/dp/0670871540

and more nauseating delights
kitchenretro.wordpress.com/tag/1950s-recipes/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Yeah, that site I'm hooked on at the moment is all USA ads.
Dozens of ways to cook spam. And the presentation is so weird... the pic you've linked to is typical of lots of them, food laid out like an English garden, all neatly bordered oblongs. But instead of roses or lilies, it's assmeat and mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:12, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
assmeat and mayonnaisse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Not that there's anything wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:18, archived)
# ...on a ritz cracker
god i love family reunions
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:23, archived)
# stop me if you've heard this one
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Multiliteralist/Aristofuckers
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:27, archived)
# haha. thats dead nuts on, bra
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:44, archived)
# "Scrambled eggs take on new color when you stir in 1 tablespoon of orange juice per egg before putting in pan."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:26, archived)
# Hahahah
and you take on a new color after eating them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:27, archived)
# I don't see much one can really add to this
kitchenretro.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/turkey-and-igloos-for-the-go-go-set/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:30, archived)
# I have to refer to some old wisdom
Never eat anything with a face
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:33, archived)
# and what a face!
 
it is a Canadian book after all, that burger looks like a Spümcø character
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"...the illusion of an igloo may be carried farther by scoring the surface of the unmolded salad to represent blocks... Use strips of green pepper or ripe olives to outline the door."
I love the idea of choosing ingredients for a meal based upon their similarity to parts of a building.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:37, archived)
# I could have lived my life without ever knowing of the frosted hams
graphic-design.tjs-labs.com/show-picture?id=1129062520&size=FULL
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Mmmmm mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:10, archived)
# This place is loaded with'em !
www.adclassix.com/groceryindex.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:29, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
sickly Europeans...
www.adclassix.com/a4/43heinzbabyfood.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:36, archived)
# oh, that is classy.
Could have used some concentration camp snaps to really bring it on home.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:41, archived)
# I thought it
you said it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:45, archived)
# well I like the new packaging
www.adclassix.com/a5/50sealtesticecream.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Not just gay
but royale with an e.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Buff . . . that salad !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:41, archived)