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# Never Trust Mannequins
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Or womannequins.
I believe belated birthday wishes are in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:05, archived)
# You are genderly correct !
And thanking you for noticing my yearly advance !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Precision fuckdog drill team?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:33, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FOR INNER PEACE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:35, archived)
# and to keep fit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:37, archived)
# my heart ACHES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:04, archived)
# hmmm
either too much or too little fuck
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:47, archived)
# that is not even a joke I'm afraid, but fortunately, I'm easily distracted.
 
today: sexy cripples
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Do you yearn?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:08, archived)
# it's a dull ache, mofaha, dull and hopeless.
 
yesterday: knee-high stockings, I hope these will be in this summer
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Unscratchable itch, eh?
You think a couple of sweat sessions with some knee-highs and their owners will fix it?
You don't have to answer that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:00, archived)
# some people take what they want, some people take what they're given.
 
as to the sweat sessions: improbable.
to be precise: just an inch or two above the knee. Commendable.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:06, archived)
# Dude, they call them Pop Socks in the UK, or used to.
How can something with an ugly name be arousing? I mean, you're a WORDS person, right? Panties are hot, KNICKERS are not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:18, archived)
# well I looked up pop socks and they appear to be the same thing.
socks or stockings, there seems to be no consistency as to above or below the knee.

I shall be pondering this matter all summer
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:38, archived)
# And by pondering you mean
wanking furiously, I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:40, archived)
# not in public, they can put you away for that sort of a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:47, archived)
# Yeah, right.
"the bus ride home is DELIGHTFUL"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:54, archived)
# I mean congenital birth defects here, like missing limbs, beadle hands, &c.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:09, archived)
# I saw some amputee porn yesterday.
Stump-licking, specifically. Not my thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:19, archived)
# oh, I haven't done that kind of research
 
I was just talking with someone this morning, and I hadn't previously noticed this, but yeah, one tiny little hand, basically a flipper.
Makes sense, she plays french horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Does she come from a line of musicians?
I'm wondering if it's an inherited adaption.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:35, archived)
# could be.
 
if you know the french horn, you know what you have to do with that right hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:39, archived)
# Oh, I know all right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:41, archived)
# HARCH !
HUTUCKHUT
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:37, archived)
# You'd make a good drill sergeant--
(that's why I'm not letting you behind me :D)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:40, archived)
# DROP DOWN . . . and gimme your paycheck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:42, archived)
# you stay outta my moneymaker
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:43, archived)
# you shakin' it
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:46, archived)
# What B'day did you have? Your b3taday is nearing but not here yet
and here, just in case I'm elsewhere on the 'day'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Behold, the flaming cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:53, archived)
# That's for small, peaceful celebrations
This one is for more bellicose ceremonies
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:05, archived)
# I had my sixty first the other day . . . warming my coogles !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:56, archived)
# My 68th is Dec 11
It's fun being a codger at last :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Right on . . . that is a good round number !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Congratulations, fellow Sagittarians,
I am a week away from knowing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
But at least you have made me feel young! Somehow I expect everyone on here to be in Dave!'s age group ;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:03, archived)
# not at this time of night
 
WHERE'S ME TEETH, WHERE'S ME HASH PIPE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:49, archived)
# Under the bed with your slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:01, archived)
# Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:21, archived)
# that is correct and,
if you are fortunate, you may have some longevity someday.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:26, archived)
# I just have an old username.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll take the here and now. Someday might not arrive :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:47, archived)
# YEAH, THE FUCKIN' GAYSHIFT WILL BE PISSIN YERSELVES
i like this, good to see it back :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:15, archived)
# I can handle that from you
but I've no use for another who led off with that comment :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:29, archived)
# heheheh
i was quoting, just to be clear :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:37, archived)
# I've no doubt that from your perspective he's entirely in the wrong
but I have to tell you, from the casual observer's perspective, it's just two guys pulling each other's chains and getting pissy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Casual observations don't lead to particularly good assessments
You can't see or understand the animosities that have built up over time, in different situations, by scrolling down a single thread and making snap judgments about the worth of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:03, archived)
# You're defensive, and I can understand that.
I'm just telling you how myself and some others perceive this. Perhaps it's a poor assessment from your point of view, but there it is.

And you're absolutely correct in your edit, people don't see the full extent of the buildup of animosities; they just see two guys flinging shit at each other. That's kind of my point... everyone comes out of a shit-flinging fight smelling the same.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:17, archived)
# I've gotten gazzed by several other people on the same issue
and they present a side you apparently are not aware of. Your point of view is not in the majority, accordingly. So there you have that.

And, are you entirely oblivious to the others who were putting p69 in his place?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:24, archived)
# No, I'm not oblivious
and perhaps you don't realize this, but I've stood exactly where you're standing now with relation to this issue, quite recently in fact.
I'm just saying someone has to be the bigger person and shrug it off, otherwise it will just continue and everyone on the board will have to put up with it. My thought was, perhaps you'd be able to hear the sense of that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:34, archived)
# good point
best off using the ignore button, before a lot of people use it on you :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:37, archived)
# What's wrong with moderation on the forum?
I've seen forums where flaming is not tolerated and people get banned for repeated trolling. Seems like here you are expected to ignore roaches in the soup so that nobody else hears you complain.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:53, archived)
# one of us needs to be made a moderator.
 
you know, for balance.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:59, archived)
# I don't know who the moderators are or even when one is hanging around the board
I've only had one or two technical issues in 6 years here but in each case I got no help from anyone who was supposedly a moderator--only some insults.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 5:09, archived)
# I think rob is a mod maybe?
 
if it helps at all, here is the tune I've had in my head all week so far:
www.mixmenow.net/flash_player/flash_track.php?type=1&id=5345605

a DJ friend of mine has the vinyl, I should ask him who the hell this is
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 5:37, archived)
# mebbe this:
www.popsike.com/LORD-KITCHENERHOT-PANTS-CALYPSO-REGGAE/260393926793.html
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 5:51, archived)
# YEA MODS BAN PRODIGY69!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:41, archived)
# That would make a lot of people happy
but, alas, we have to listen to more of your lame-brained bullshit, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 15:43, archived)
# your birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:48, archived)
# The kind of body you can get, by eating...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:09, archived)
# oh shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:16, archived)
# ahhhhhhah I was looking at that Chicken of the Sea recipe
 
seemingly a fairly ordinary layering of macaroni cheese and tuna bake, yet the recipe makes no mention of the bed of broad beans, sliced orange, and what appear to be either tiny hot dogs or baby carrots
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:48, archived)
# Sliced orange and tuna bake.
I actually shuddered when I read that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 4:54, archived)
# sure fucking looks like orange
pzrservices.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451ccbc69e20133f5bfaac1970b-pi

I do think those other things are probably carrots.
Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 5:15, archived)
# Or possibly ovaries.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 5:19, archived)
# AGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 8:21, archived)
# That was my thought exactly. I didn't tell Mrs Vagabond, though, as I didn't want her to go "Ewwww! You're gross!" and all that goes with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Damn that's creepy.
They need hair care!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:10, archived)
# For that shine that shines !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Hahaha, from the same source.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Her hot date needs it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:30, archived)
# It's not going well, he needs to serenade her with the sweet music of love.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:38, archived)
# He's a musical genius !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:46, archived)
# DOMFUCKINATION: COMMENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:47, archived)
# His fingers bring pleasure to millions!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I love freebase
best of all the memes.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:34, archived)
# OH, SHE'S DREAMY
 
I'm just sitting here boggling at some of these recipes
pzrservices.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451ccbc69e20134893102c2970c-pi

"With a fork, whip deviled ham with enough cat-sup to give consistency of thick whipped cream..
Combine French dressing with cheese spread: beat with rotary beater till smooth. Serve in separate bowl."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Who says peas are boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:36, archived)
# I've seen loads of these recipes recently. I suspect the aim was to discourage people from eating.
As if the recipes themselves weren't already unappetizing enough, they're presented and photographed in the most unpalatable way possible.
I'm pretty sure it's one of those dead art forms: the unappealing presentation of food.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:42, archived)
# PASS THAT FUCKING SHIT OVER HERE, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:53, archived)
# I've only seen it in 1950s U.S.A. recipes, in old magazines and cookbooks.
 
the bizarre combinations and presentations that appeal to both sophistication and nutrition, combined with poor colour separation in the printing process, make the end results amazingly lurid.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:54, archived)
# AH THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
www.amazon.com/Something-Oven-Reinventing-Dinner-America/dp/0670871540

and more nauseating delights
kitchenretro.wordpress.com/tag/1950s-recipes/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Yeah, that site I'm hooked on at the moment is all USA ads.
Dozens of ways to cook spam. And the presentation is so weird... the pic you've linked to is typical of lots of them, food laid out like an English garden, all neatly bordered oblongs. But instead of roses or lilies, it's assmeat and mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:12, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
assmeat and mayonnaisse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Not that there's anything wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:18, archived)
# ...on a ritz cracker
god i love family reunions
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:23, archived)
# stop me if you've heard this one
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Multiliteralist/Aristofuckers
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:27, archived)
# haha. thats dead nuts on, bra
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:44, archived)
# "Scrambled eggs take on new color when you stir in 1 tablespoon of orange juice per egg before putting in pan."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:26, archived)
# Hahahah
and you take on a new color after eating them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:27, archived)
# I don't see much one can really add to this
kitchenretro.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/turkey-and-igloos-for-the-go-go-set/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:30, archived)
# I have to refer to some old wisdom
Never eat anything with a face
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:33, archived)
# and what a face!
 
it is a Canadian book after all, that burger looks like a Spümcø character
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"...the illusion of an igloo may be carried farther by scoring the surface of the unmolded salad to represent blocks... Use strips of green pepper or ripe olives to outline the door."
I love the idea of choosing ingredients for a meal based upon their similarity to parts of a building.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:37, archived)
# I could have lived my life without ever knowing of the frosted hams
graphic-design.tjs-labs.com/show-picture?id=1129062520&size=FULL
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Mmmmm mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:10, archived)
# This place is loaded with'em !
www.adclassix.com/groceryindex.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:29, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
sickly Europeans...
www.adclassix.com/a4/43heinzbabyfood.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:36, archived)
# oh, that is classy.
Could have used some concentration camp snaps to really bring it on home.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:41, archived)
# I thought it
you said it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:45, archived)
# well I like the new packaging
www.adclassix.com/a5/50sealtesticecream.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Not just gay
but royale with an e.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Buff . . . that salad !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:41, archived)
# titsorgtfo
hppybdyuhipy
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:13, archived)
# How about a crouch shot . . . thank you . . . I'm on Route 61 Revisited !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:17, archived)
# is there a pail for me to get sick in?
*JANGLES GEETAR*
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:53, archived)
# She does it all . . . jangle on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 1:57, archived)
# i did once
and they molested me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:16, archived)