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# 1596 called.
They want their joke back.

Eight days to my birthday. Large, expensive presents only.

k thx bai xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Your point being?
*buys Eiffel Tower*
*giftwraps*
*affixes insufficient postage*
*sends to A Vagabond*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Ooo - shiney!
BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:35, archived)
# A fellow Sagittariusns eh :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Best of all the animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:36, archived)
# all the best people are
/7 days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Would you prefer an umbrella or film noir-style raincoat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:26, archived)
# RAINCOAT.
Oh god yeah.

You're giving me ideas!

In other news, Mrs Vagabond's taking me to see New Model Army on Friday, and Ed Alleyne-Johnson's playing with them! \o/

Not that I imagine any one of you bastard cares ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:35, archived)
# o/
* I don't care
(I have just got tickets for 'Funeral For A Friend' next year!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I've got one of Ed A-J's albums
I listened to it so much when I first got it that I'm slightly sick of it now.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Purple Electric Violin Concertos?
I quite like it, though it does strike me as a bit Meh.

But with combined with NMA his stuff is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I can see how that'd work.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# bwahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:20, archived)
# *doesn't bastard care*
*does really*

*marches with the Christian Militia*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I don;t think Ann Widdecombe is for sale at any price
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Everyone has their price.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Combined Christmas and birthday present
The perennial woe of the December birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)
# You as well, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# No,
both my kids are though. Expensive time, December.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# So which one are you?
Jesus or Santa?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Jesta!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Me and my brother
used to get combined Christmas/brithday/brother presents. However, this did result in us getting far better stuff than we would have done otherwise.

/poor backgrounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I used to get them.
My birthday is in October.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Your relatives are obviously a little weird?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)