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# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I love touching ham
It is my favourite thing to touch
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I am going to make a hairy tongue, by the way.
I have a pig's head on order.

It's mostly for the cheeks, but it cost £1.

One fucking pound!

How good is that?

Also 'lo'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# 1 quid.......
bloody hell thats good. Where from? local butchers?
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# B3TA...all the best inside info on local produce
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:09, archived)
# ooh sweet
i must do a head. really must. 1 quid is wonderful value!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
# not quite Tesco Value
but still good
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I am getting it from here:
www.nourish-cafe-deli.co.uk/

That lady is my next-door neighbour.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Just got an email from my 9 year old:
Dear Manley,

Mum said to send you an e-mail because neither of us can get onto google talk.She said to tell you that Ben from next door brought the pigs head round.

Love

XXXX
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# She's a little put out by how pig-like it is.
I keep explaining that it is a pig, but she just says 'It looks dead!'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# but it is dead
unless you make it come alive with the magic of puppetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Pictures:
twitpic.com/3eos9v

&

twitpic.com/3eorz5
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:41, archived)
# ah, he looks so peaceful
and delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# hairy balls next please joel.
splendid tounge, didn't your last tounge cooking taste foul?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:45, archived)
# i did a salted cow's tongue
that was awful. fresh tongue can't really go wrong though innit.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# awsome.
i wish i could do summat like that but mrs thor would stand for it.

she lets me pluck and dress game birds, but i think she'd draw the line at the tounge.

that last line sounds far too secksy for what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# i just touched some ham about 2 minutes ago
i still am now, but with my mouth.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I didn't particularly like their latest album
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)