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# B3ta newsletter 458. Veitch - more disgusting food. Cyriak - vid for Ninja Tunes. ALSO Trolling National Rail.
And if that bores you - I'm listening to Leonard Cohen. What about you?
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue458/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I love touching ham
It is my favourite thing to touch
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I am going to make a hairy tongue, by the way.
I have a pig's head on order.

It's mostly for the cheeks, but it cost £1.

One fucking pound!

How good is that?

Also 'lo'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# 1 quid.......
bloody hell thats good. Where from? local butchers?
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# B3TA...all the best inside info on local produce
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:09, archived)
# ooh sweet
i must do a head. really must. 1 quid is wonderful value!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
# not quite Tesco Value
but still good
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I am getting it from here:
www.nourish-cafe-deli.co.uk/

That lady is my next-door neighbour.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Just got an email from my 9 year old:
Dear Manley,

Mum said to send you an e-mail because neither of us can get onto google talk.She said to tell you that Ben from next door brought the pigs head round.

Love

XXXX
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# She's a little put out by how pig-like it is.
I keep explaining that it is a pig, but she just says 'It looks dead!'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# but it is dead
unless you make it come alive with the magic of puppetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Pictures:
twitpic.com/3eos9v

&

twitpic.com/3eorz5
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:41, archived)
# ah, he looks so peaceful
and delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# hairy balls next please joel.
splendid tounge, didn't your last tounge cooking taste foul?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:45, archived)
# i did a salted cow's tongue
that was awful. fresh tongue can't really go wrong though innit.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# awsome.
i wish i could do summat like that but mrs thor would stand for it.

she lets me pluck and dress game birds, but i think she'd draw the line at the tounge.

that last line sounds far too secksy for what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# i just touched some ham about 2 minutes ago
i still am now, but with my mouth.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I didn't particularly like their latest album
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Listening to that Tron soundtrack people are mentioning sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# /links that way ->
Read the FAQ.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Blackfoot at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:17, archived)
# O HAI
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# alreet Pet
How's tha' diddlin'?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I'm grand flower
Utter slag of a day but hooray! Weekend teim!
How's thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm listening to rainymood.com like an emo
On an unrelated matter, is it just me or...

(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Ho. Ly. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# WOW!
FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# now that.....
uncanny..... and im also concerned about your state mind for linking them!!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# You never see them in the same room do you?
Just saying...
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Nice
though I'd like to see a Morph.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Arg!
V good, wooyay!

Its driving me mad though who the guy is on the top right. I know ive seen him BUT WHERE
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:32, archived)
# The opposite RIS for me as I'm from the opposite site of the pond.
Well done Droog, you've made a Mochrie of him!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 17:42, archived)
# De-RIS for you both
Top-left is Tony Hart, beloved artist and plasticine animator.

Top-right is Colin Mochrie, beloved comedian and Whose Line is it Anyway? regular.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Whoaaa
I could see the Colin Mochrie but Tony Hart...wow.
(Rykan, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I feel stupid
I saw Richard Dawkins and Q
(Earthling wants a silver moustache to show off to his chums, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Puscifer.
Interspersed with work twats bleating about mostly nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:23, archived)
# used to have "Songs of Leonard Cohen"
Suzanne,Sisters of Mercy etc......top tunes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha.........opposite effect on me
he drooled proper MELODY.........morphed up?(40 YEARS BACK MAN)..hee hee ...get down with Leonard :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Cheers, Rob.
Oh, and I'm listening to DJ Vadim. Who happens to be on Ninja Tunes. It's synchronicity, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# i have my headphones on but no music, so i suppose i'm listening to b3ta.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Ali Farka Touré
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# hazzar!
i'm watching the Octonauts on Cbeebies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I'm listening to "Because of Toledo" by The Blue Nile
over and over and over and over
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:12, archived)
# and for that,
You win *everything*.

See also: 'The Wires Are Down'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I've been listening to Marilyn Manson all day
I might switch to Leonard Cohen in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I give up
what's special about the IMDB Spinal Tap page?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# You're the 11th person to ask this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Had to log out of IMDB to see it
as I've set my preferences to use the old style IMDB pages.

It's only present on the new style of page...

Thanks for the hint though!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# I see.
I'm doing something similar with Google I think. I'm spoofing the useragent string so it thinks I'm on Firefox 2.0. It reverts GIS to the older version, and crushes those fucking annoying search 'suggestions'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:39, archived)