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# Hey there! Who likes unicorns? They like you.

Click for bigger (99 kb) | I have some pictures for sale at crazy low festive prices!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)
# I've always dreamed
of touching a unicorn's horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Apparently you can grind them and get milk.
I'm told it's a little tart.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:27, archived)
# This is a little tart
unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dwarfdl.gif
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:28, archived)
# don't annoy her, she'll stab you in the nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:29, archived)
# zoom 2
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:30, archived)
# the sequel to the blockbuster 'zoom'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Remake of the 80's classic
'Enhance!'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:34, archived)
# did that come before or after sharpen?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:55, archived)
# WDHC
Well drawn horse cock
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:26, archived)
# they're just horses with spikes
fuck 'em, the pointy bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:29, archived)
# That's on his head because he was looking for a screw
Right, now we've done horns and screws I think we've exhausted that line.

Still, it's a mighty fine creature.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:32, archived)
# i just don't like horses
they're fucking mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Ha ha

Pot - kettle - etc
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:41, archived)
# at least i don't bite
well, not hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:46, archived)
# this is true!
I have a horse and he is mental, and alchoholic.

www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/video/video.php?v=6955265387

see for yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:59, archived)
# can't view it, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Here's roughly what happens:
A brown pony noses around a table with bottles of beer on it, pushing half the stuff off. It looks inside a box and then examines the ground for the rest of the video.
(User #86772, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:10, archived)
# ah, right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Winnah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:14, archived)
# :( basically it is my horse/pony
dartmoor shetland cross, helping himself to the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:12, archived)
# ah, ok then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Are they difficult to ride?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:34, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Unihorn!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:43, archived)
#
epicwtfs.com/post/2145208231/wtf-unicorn
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:52, archived)
# fucking, shitty unicorns
www.comics.chickennation.com/archive/worst-unicorn/

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Speaking of unicorns
I am reminded of this book featuring a unicorn being a jerk which was in a b3ta newsletter eariler this year.
(User #86772, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:06, archived)
# this is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:47, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 0:04, archived)