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[challenge entry] Goodwill to all alienkind


From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)

(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
# A spaceman came travelling....
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:04, archived)
# ...and went to Argos,
'twas light-years from home, which was bit of an arse.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha yey!
Old Father Thames is freezing over:

(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Why is it always snowi.............




(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# ooh very pretty
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:09, archived)
# hurrah!
and just in time too, cos you inspired this...
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:05, archived)
# LOLOL
then my work here is complete :D
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Robins ARE English.
They inspired the RAF.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:13, archived)
# if the coalition gets its way
they'll be the RAF...
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I thought they already were.
"Tuition fees for all! Take that, Student Fritz! Now all back home for crumpets and brandy! Hoorah!"
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Oh they're so brash with their Johnny-Come-Lately black hoods and larger breasts.
Whatever happened to old-fashioned pluck, eh?
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I was as surprised as anyone.
Initially I refused to accept that they were robins at all.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:59, archived)
# they're not, they just stole the name
those dirty thrushes!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# The American Orange Thrush
Actually our robins are pretty orange too now I come to look at the photo. They're only red in drawings.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah
they tend to flatter themselves in their art.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Racist Robin
booooooooo!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:14, archived)
# No.
It's impossible to be racist if you're English, because as everyone knows, being proud to be Scottish, Welsh, Italian, anything else is great woo go for it but being proud to be English is racist and bad and wrong scum scum scum m'kay?

And I heard this council wants to ban Christmas in case it offends musslims omg lol
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
# He opinionates in the tree tops all day long,
bigoting and a-hating and saying they're wrong!
All the BNPs on ignorance street,
love to hate foriegns til they bleed, bleed, bleed

Racist Robin, greed, greed, greed.
Racist Robin, greed, greedily-greed.
Shout Racist Robin,
Cause we really gonna protest tonight!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:39, archived)
# And perching on the English De-fence (league)
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Updated :)
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)