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[challenge entry] Coming to a house very near YOU this Xmas

EDIT:Was going to try and get rid of the jitter, but thought fuck it, I've got to cook a thai in a minute.

From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:03, archived)
# First off, I actually think the jitter adds to the over all spokyness!
Second, I misread your post as "I've got to cock a thai in a minute" Well it's one way of spending an otherwise boring Wednesday night I guess....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Spoky?????
It's nothing like Spok...
Edit: My Thai says he's been looking forward to this all day and will I please get off the computer
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:07, archived)
# ^This
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# I mean, ^that
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# What about t'other?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
#
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 23:18, archived)
# christ on a fucking bike
ARGH I will see this in my dreams. FP THIS NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Don't fancy sitting on his knee then?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:09, archived)
# In Lapland,
everything is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:10, archived)
# This is actually pretty accurate
In Lapland we celebrate christmas like this every year. Dressing up as santa and sit outside in the snow drinking vodka until we are reduced to this.
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# That's some dandruff problem ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Do you just roast them up like regular chestnuts?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Spooky:DD
(herman:D, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# jitter = added fuck
best leaving it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I'll leave it then
Off to cock my thai now.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Less painful than tying your cock!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Holy mother....!! clicks......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:22, archived)
# *yikes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Thar he blows !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Creepy. As. Fuck.
But highly woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:35, archived)