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# What is ET short for?
because he only has little legs!

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)
# what's red and sits in a corner crying?
a peeled baby in a bag of salt
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# What does a baby in the microwave smell like?
I don't know - I was too busy masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# A friend told that one in a pub.
Nearly a minute of shocked silence before the first laugh.
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I know that as an Essex girl joke.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:13, archived)
# What do you call a prostitute from Essex with a runny nose?
Nope, it doesn't make it any funnier?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 7:19, archived)
# OH ET YOU'RE SO BIG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)
# I had that joke in my cracker.
Did you get a crap yo-yo too?
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)