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# Is there some kind of law now that Nicholas Cage has to be in every 3rd film Hollywood produces
regardless of how suitable he is for the role?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:33, archived)
# he does seem to appear in a lot of stuff
most of it low-rent shite.. maybe he's saving up for something REALLY expensive :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Maybe he's going to but a second fish!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Did he head-but his first fish then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Well who wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I think he spent all his
money and is now doing any pile of shite that has a paycheck.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Yep, he was declared bankrupt
a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)
# ah, he owed $6.3 Million to the IRS
that might explain the barrel scraping :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:40, archived)
# The thing is, I doubt it's his fault
It's more me wondering what the fuck the casting agents are thinking about? Cage is about the LEAST medieval looking or acting type in existence, why he's in this is an utter mystery?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# It's the way hollywood works
the studios get a big name in it, so it's likely to make more money. And if it flops, their backs are covered.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Plus if he(*)'s attached to a film it's more likely to get produced in the first place...
(*) - or any other 'name'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
# To be fair
Ron Perlman is the ONLY actor in Hollywood who looks medieval, and he can't star in EVERYTHING. As cool as that would be
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Yes.
I hear he's up for the title role of the HOllywood version of the Vicar of Dibley.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Regardless of suitability?
Be fair. If suitability for the role was a criterion, he'd never get any work at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# have you seen the wicker man remake?
No actor could have been more perfect for the role.
1 of my favourite comedies
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Well, perhaps for the role of the actual wicker man...
Wait a sec: that's what you meant, isn't it?

Damn. I'm slow today.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# no it's not!
He's fantastic in it, youtube if you haven't seen clips already!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)