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[challenge entry] Bored and bitter - a dangerous combination....


on another note, I've just got my new phone - 12 mgpix camera on it! woo!

From the Make Boring Jobs Interesting challenge. See all 104 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# haha
and a star wars font too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# nicely spotted!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# did anyone see Britain's Fattest Fuck on C4 last night?
I felt sorry for him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I saw it
and I did not feel sorry for him
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I didn't see it
but I don't feel sorry for him either.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I saw the trailer for it
it was like something out of an early David Lynch film.
Endless rolls of fat, flopping around like warty dough. Brrrr. Was it in HD?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# don't know
we're still living in the 90s in this house
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# he'd have been unable to touch his own special place for years
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Do you mind! I've just eaten
Not as much as hat fat fuck though
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# 'hat fat fuck'
is that the same sort of thing as a fuck sock?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# but larger
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# the bit i saw he was wearing a nappy
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# sexyteim
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# now there's an essential service hat the nhs should provide
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Oh
but they do NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# *suddenly get ill and needs to be admitted to hospital*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)
# some of those outfits definately do not conform to NHS standards for combatting infectious disease
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:01, archived)
# some of them seem to have gone a bit over the top with the alcohol gel...
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:03, archived)
# i cannot highlight strongly enough
the importance of using the gel!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I saw it and didn't feel sorry for him
His family are enablers too.


I spent 10 mins shouting STOP EATING YOU FAT BASTARD then turned over.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# he couldn't turn over
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha!
edit: but he was so gross. bluergh!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# he had fat parts where most people don't even have parts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# *shudders*
There are people out there who like to fuck the fat rolls.

Also this www.holytaco.com/things-that-have-been-found-in-fat-peoples-folds/
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:01, archived)
# mmm turkey sandwich and duck sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:05, archived)
# what about the woman ...
who's skin had grafted onto the sofa after sitting on it for 6 years without even getting up to go to the toilet.

8-0

I'm not having a turkey sandwich for lunch that's for sure.....

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
# now THAT'S how to relax!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# * Thinks about this for a while
* Continues to fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Is that what it was actually called?
Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# haha
in my head anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# there was a lot of things i felt sorry for in that programme
the ambulances suspension
the steel props supporting the floor below his bed
the nurses that had to wipe his shitty arse
the cleaner that had to clean up the glass he smashed against the wall after he learnt his benefit check was being reduced from £700 to £350 a week

but i didn't feel sorry for the fat man
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# SLAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:46, archived)
# bit stingy 4 u?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# well look at her, she is
going into condom testing just for the hot cock action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# that really made me laugh.

You sound like a disgruntled careers officer.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:04, archived)
# What was she expecting a fuck to test them?
What a silly cow. Does she expect a company would give good maternity leave conditions?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# haha
now that is ironic. Do Durex provide maternity leave?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I'd imagine the people who make the implant do:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
they may as well have been implanted with a dripping cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Yeah just a bit worried.
My ex had an implant and we didn't always us a jonny.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
# aaahhhh - a texas chilli bowl eh...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)