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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Oh God no!
My missus is at 38 1/2 weeks now. Days to do.

*anxiousnesses*

EDIT Yes I was wondering when he was going to delete that lot.



baldmonkey - not a pillock by any stretch of the imagination. No sirree.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Where's the citizen cane clap gif when you need it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
# I think Gruntfuttock has the rights to that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# hardly the rights, but here it is all the same :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
# And I even took the time to link this on his now-deleted post.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A

Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# A thing of rare beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Let's just be glad it's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Congratulations :D
sleepless nights
(herman:D, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Not 'arf.
And on that bombshell - while I still can -



Bah. 2 pints. On call now until the critter arrives, ready for the dash to hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# your Mrs is SO unreasonable!
good luck over the weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Might be able to push it a bit tonight...
The Phone Call will be made shortly...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
# hot curry and a shag
I seem to recall is the key
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Yeah but what'll she do while that's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)
# She can hold your beer.
(congratz and all that)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# watching :D
(herman:D, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha
congrats to you both.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
This week's top answer!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)
# that's stressful
you'll be joining the walking asleep soon then...
(prostheses, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Best of luck with the new arrival, when it arrives, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Nature is very beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Tender is the Mother of a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I imagine she's saying
"ARRRGH I'VE SHIT A FUCKING BABY OUT OF MY CUNT"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:18, archived)
# It's what I'd say
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Ha ha...you can do the voice over.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Nice nips!
Also: AAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# A nip man, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# ewwww
you've gone too far GONE TOO FAR.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# You are Peter Gabriel
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# This is only my first step to infinity...and beyond.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# nice tits
(herman:D, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# We found the Father.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# I can't say I'm really surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Tomato soup anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Still warm.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Frightened breasts are frightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# They have to produce milk!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Ooh dear, that's going to take some explaining in the nunnery
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Ha ha...they told her not to go into town on the weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Hahaha, the miracle of birth.
in other news I think I have discovered the world's ugliest medical centre. www.urmc.rochester.edu/ortho/patient/specialties/sports-medicine-rehabilitation/providers-rehab.cfm
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Hello Jenna...I may need some physical therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)
# She has funny teeth but is probably the most attractive. Sarah Phillips and Adam Dalton look properly creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I have a funny teeth fetish. I saw lots of creeps in there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Fantastic nipple action!

*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Ha ha...that's my wanking phrase for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# *silly*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Aaargh!
the titties make this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:25, archived)