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[challenge entry] The Turd Locker


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(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# you're fucking up quite spectacularly
read your replies and respond to them, it'll help a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# He'd be doing alright if it wasn't for all of his posts
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# if only
he was FAQing up quite spectacularly
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# What's wrong with this post?
OK he fucked up double-posting the last one instead of editing, but seems to have got the hang of it here.

/may regret sticking up for him if there's another 17 new threads to come...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Tuesday, innit?
(User #86772, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# stop having all the ideas
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Yeah posting new images in new threads consecutively is frowned upon too.
And I notice you haven't compo'ed it. For the love of god don't post it again. Just edit it this time. Moreover I wouldn't rush to delete either. That too is frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Blush...
Sincere apologies for the fuck-ups. sloppy multi-tasking
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# There there no harm done.
Well.. I am blind now. But I'd advise you with most haste to read the faq. Study it. Breathe it. Break it at your peril.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Not to worry
you seem to be paying attention and got it right this time.

Probably best spread your pics out a bit rather than posting them one after another next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Anyway, welcome to b3ta!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# You're in danger of failing in a big way here.
1 - Link images that are not safe for work, and mark them NSFW
2 - Edit posts to enter them in the compo, don't repost the same image.
3 - Don't flood the board with consecutive images in new threads - there are only a finite number of threads on the board so you are pushing other people's work off. Post them as replies to an existing thread of yours.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

EDIT Is /links b0rked as well? Was hoping for a bit of respite over there but it's not loading for me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# All of B3ta is slow here
and /links the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Hello, you!
*offers tea and cake*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Why thank you
kind sir! Wait a minute! Is there alcohol in this tea*?

*If not, please go and put some in.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Why certainly!
Yes, yes - this is special Brandy, it only has overtones of Rohypnol...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Pfft
That about sums up my love life; I think I slept through most of it!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Awww!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Well,
The East New York Loop was a short rapid transit structure in East New York, Brooklyn, New York City, United States, connecting the Fulton Street Elevated and Broadway Elevated, and its associated service patterns. The changes were unpopular with residents and soon undone; the loop was later used to connect the Canarsie Line to the Broadway Elevated. As part of the Dual Contracts, the loop was torn down and replaced by the multi-level Broadway Junction.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Well fuck me!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
#
What he said.
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# or possibly 'Back in the Hobbit'
LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# "Black in the Hobbit"
lol
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# RIGHT UP DA GOOCH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I:-]
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha!
That sock's smile makes any glum moment a joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:58, archived)
# The Hurt Focker
The Squirt Locker
The Gert Docker?

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# It was all Big Traks and laughter when I left..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
It'll never get up to 88 miles per hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Thanks for a jolly way to waste two hours while waiting for paint to dry..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# lol
I couldn't think of any puns, you've got loads it seems!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# haha
it might just work!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# haha
Doc Brown there is almost suggesting that you have stumbled gracefully into the dark future.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Bloody marvellous, both of em!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Bibendum!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
#
You're upsetting the big cheeses. One even said the 'F' word.
(I helped save b3ta! industrial_bunny, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)